Trying to help my bro pass drug test, but we can't keep piss at steady temp.

[LegalizeNature420]

I passed a home drug test, so I'll just give em mine. But we can't keep the piss steady. It gets too hot when we tie a heatpad to it, but drops too much when under the nuts. How can we keep keep it at a steady temp?

 

[TigerClock]

Try papper towel(s) inbetween the sample and the pad.

 

[slowbus]

i used a toe heater.They are flatter and sticky on one side.I took a rubberband and stuck it to my underwear behind the heat pad so it snugly holds the bottle in my underwear while I wait at the doctors.You can double up on heaters if you need to

 

[LegalizeNature420]

The paper towell might work.

 

[Krondizzel]

I passed a home drug test, so I'll just give em mine. But we can't keep the piss steady. It gets too hot when we tie a heatpad to it, but drops too much when under the nuts. How can we keep keep it at a steady temp?

I am currently talking to rollitup about making this "pass your pee test" a section within rollitup. I am doing an official writeup on the subject, if you stick around long enough, you will learn the art of faking tests.

 

[beardo]

put it in a douche bag up his ass and then tape the nozzle to his taint and run a small tube from the tip of the nozzle under his balls and along his shaft to just under the tip and tape it their. it being inside of him will keep it at body temp, just use a small crimp to hold the flow, crimp the tube under his sack and he can remove the crimp when he's ready to go.

 

[mysunnyboy]

chemical hand warmer from walmart rubber banded around the piss carrying vessel, when you hand the cup back to them put your finger or thumb on the temp strip on the outside of the cup



p.s. don't forget about specific gravity of the piss

 

[aknight3]

most tests i have ever taken dont really care if it to hot, they care if its to cold

 

[Krondizzel]

most tests i have ever taken dont really care if it to hot, they care if its to cold

You will read that part in my write up.

 

[Krondizzel]

chemical hand warmer from walmart rubber banded around the piss carrying vessel, when you hand the cup back to them put your finger or thumb on the temp strip on the outside of the cup



p.s. don't forget about specific gravity of the piss

Just wait till my write up and "possible" new section appear. I will teach RIU the mastery of faking pee tests for jobs. I am about 20 tests passed using my method. I'm flawless.

 

[Krondizzel]

chemical hand warmer from walmart rubber banded around the piss carrying vessel, when you hand the cup back to them put your finger or thumb on the temp strip on the outside of the cup



p.s. don't forget about specific gravity of the piss

Handwarmers are lame. Use your vehicle defrost function and let your "test" cool down to YOUR body temp.. You don't raise it up (the temp), you cool it down to your body temp.

Pee also last for weeks.

Sometimes you encounter physicals right after your pee test. What to do?

Look for all that crap in my future thread about how to fake a pee test and pass 100%.

 

[cheechako]

put it in a douche bag up his ass and then tape the nozzle to his taint and run a small tube from the tip of the nozzle under his balls and along his shaft to just under the tip and tape it their. it being inside of him will keep it at body temp, just use a small crimp to hold the flow, crimp the tube under his sack and he can remove the crimp when he's ready to go.

Remember - a lot of people here are not big readers. So if you can post a link to an instructional video, that would be great!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

put it in a douche bag up his ass and then tape the nozzle to his taint and run a small tube from the tip of the nozzle under his balls and along his shaft to just under the tip and tape it their. it being inside of him will keep it at body temp, just use a small crimp to hold the flow, crimp the tube under his sack and he can remove the crimp when he's ready to go.

Not for top secret security clearance, would I put anything in my ass.

 

[LegalizeNature420]

Thanks for the replies guys. Another issue is where to take it? He has the choice of either a clinic or a hospital. Which would be safer as far as people not watching or standing by?

 

[Krondizzel]

Thanks for the replies guys. Another issue is where to take it? He has the choice of either a clinic or a hospital. Which would be safer as far as people not watching or standing by?

Sounds like you want to see my pecker.

 

[LegalizeNature420]

Sounds like you want to see my pecker.

You need to get your hearing fixed if that's what it sounds like to you, brudda.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

The only time anyone ever watched me pee it was my probation officer. For all employment, it was only me in the room.

 

[slowbus]

The only time anyone ever watched me pee it was my probation officer. For all employment, it was only me in the room.

x 2.............

 

[CrownMeKing]

I used to have my boy pee in a glue bottle and i'd tape it to my leg every week I went to this stupid diversion program. Used to work fine, only didn't make temp once cause I heard leaving the pee in the fridge made it last longer and I forgot to take it out soon enough lol. Look into either a wiz or pissinator.

*Ofcourse had to edit, kept pee bottle in seperate fridge where minimum food is kept lol

 

[Blowin' Smoke]

Piss in a condom, tie in a knot, paperclip it to your underwear. Pray it doesn't break. My friends has done this several times. It's always worked for him. Good Luck