I just sat on a potato chip and cut my ass.

Twistyman

Twistyman

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stinkincatfish said:
what we need are plenty of re-enactment videos.

that way if there are any questions about posterity or point of entry
it will all be right there..on film..for $19.99

think about it
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Plus $6.95 shipping and handling....If you want to butcher yourself try no name
chips.........used one to slice my hash.
 
superhighme

superhighme

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this surprisingly is not shocking. I mean those things are like chewing on fucking rocks. I always end up cutting my mouth whenever i try to eat them and then i'm pissed for the next few days because the cut hurts forever. i pretty much try to avoid those rock chips!

or ass daggers!

hopefully..... your ass heals fast! :-\
 
Pookiedough

Pookiedough

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Hahaha! Im glad im at least getting a little pity,monday when the MIL leaves I will post a pic of the injury and I will try to keep it clean enough for RIU standards.But for now im sporting a band aid and some neosporin and I chunked the rest of the bag im not bad enough to finish those chips.:mrgreen:
 
Zekedogg

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
Pookiedough said:
Hahaha! Im glad im at least getting a little pity,monday when the MIL leaves I will post a pic of the injury and I will try to keep it clean enough for RIU standards.But for now im sporting a band aid and some neosporin and I chunked the rest of the bag im not bad enough to finish those chips.:mrgreen:
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Fucking tight I can't wait till MON:hump:
 
apVolvo

apVolvo

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When I eat something from a kettle I demand it have sharper edges! You wouldn't know the times those little greazy razor blades' come in handy fer yers truly!
 
apVolvo

apVolvo

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oh geeze I couldn't even tell you!
Today is a day when one thought shoots out of my head just as the other shoot thoughts out of my head, with a little tootling noise like a blimp just a low guttural pppppppppppplllllllllllllliiiiipppt

....yeah
(hunkers down in front of bowl)
 
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