The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

newuserlol

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D u keep playing the northan card whilst ya living further east than us all lmao

As for me peaked too early carnt be arsed anymore should have bit earlier lol
 
DST

DST

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well if you are getting about I guess it's better ice

apart from it being on the compass, whats east got to do with North and South? lol.
 
DST

DST

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naturally, that's where Pakistan is relative to the UK:)

according to my Gran, Pakistani's curtains are normally messy, lol.
 
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tinkerbel

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morning all just found this thread :-)

anybody here got experience with outdoor grows up north?
what the best auto's or normal strains and i was thinking of vegging them till they got upto about a foot to give them a better chance obs much later in the year thanks to our shitty uk summer

any advice guys?
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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wakey wakey hands off snakey. morning all

hollands hope usually gets recommended. their climate and rain is just a bout as bad if not worse than ours. where bouts up north you from?

i tried out door once in the durham area and it was absolutely pointless.
 
dura72

dura72

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mornin cock jockeys....well i got bailed from court yesterday only problem is they put me up on 'petition' instead of 'summary'. i means im in a closed court and if found guilty could be lookin at years in the jail....think its coz my previous was for traficking...the cunts are just at it, my lawyer says he'll get it dropped to summary. they've got a year and a day to take me up.
 
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IC3M4L3

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Don Gin and Ton said:
wakey wakey hands off snakey. morning all

hollands hope usually gets recommended. their climate and rain is just a bout as bad if not worse than ours. where bouts up north you from?

i tried out door once in the durham area and it was absolutely pointless.
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oputodoors in durham WTF! ur nuts don, shit in durham they cant even pik up channel 4 let lone get decent enough weather for a outsider! u MUPPET,

resepct to closet for the games showing up,, yet another reliable member of the riu thread NOT MANY OF US CUNTS LEFT! and thats gospel;

sambo cheer up you big bald moody fucker! im sure ul get a bite wen u learn how to throw insults properly,, duh! southerners,
 
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IC3M4L3

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Don Gin and Ton said:
god loves a trier ic3!! besides no fucker wants to watch channel 4 anyway lol
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hey wen ur on remand in hmp durham for a naughty charge, doin a detox,, u NEED t4 in the mornig to bang one out to! trust me on this, ur so old your nrly dead so u prolly wont remeber but trust me!
 
mrt1980

mrt1980

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dura72 said:
mornin cock jockeys....well i got bailed from court yesterday only problem is they put me up on 'petition' instead of 'summary'. i means im in a closed court and if found guilty could be lookin at years in the jail....think its coz my previous was for traficking...the cunts are just at it, my lawyer says he'll get it dropped to summary. they've got a year and a day to take me up.
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thats a cunt mate. hope he sorts it for you. :-(
 
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IC3M4L3

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well dura id start getting the kider eggs ready,, i advise if uve never plugged yourself up before start with a toothbrush and get sum WATERBASED lube, then slowelye work ur anus so it can accept at leats 2 mobiles with chargers, remeber the waterbased lube, this is important as wen in the big house your may bahe to remove the items and replug occasionally, so waterbased is best so u dont get sore
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GOOD LUCK! may the force be with you young pedewan
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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i was gonna grief you back but you do well enough on your own ic3 lol.

2 mobiles with chargers, 2 bar of tac, 3 fists and a copy of womans weekly for your pad mate eh.
 
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IC3M4L3

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Don Gin and Ton said:
i'd say it was a luxury not having to be present while some bloke you don't know shites n pulls himself off in your presence.
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no its a luxury to have a hole u can abuse! the young padmates are best, gotta ove sodomy!!! lmao

io remember once i got padded up with a lad been down seg for 9 months head was gone! like racing insects gone! no shit,, hed put sum tissue up at the window and say dont look down to the bnottom bunk LOL no shit, another pad i had once was the toilet literally less than a foot from your pillow! facing the bed at that,,tasting metal in your mouth at 5am wen ur up doing the nigthshift, the worse nighshift i did was hmp duram max security, that fucking catherdral going off every 15 mins, no fucking joke,ahh fuking geordies, cant be doing with em,, or was it mackems? unsure,,but mostly knobs all the same
 
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