Favorite lines to pick up girls!!

Granny weed

Granny weed

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makaha99 said:
Some of my favorite lines that work for me:

"hey, how many grandchildren do you have?"

OR

"hi, you're cute, how many great grand children do you have?"

What lines work for you guys??
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Some of you guys need to seriously work on your chat up lines I'm afraid! Although my husband wasn't much better when I met him we were working in a factory that grades potatoes, I was from town and mad as a hatter( still am) he was a country boy very quiet and shy, they put us to work together and he hardly said a word to me then out of nowhere he asks would you like a chewing gum, well I said yes and took one after that I couldn't shut him up and eventually went on a date with him my mum told everyone he was a nice country boy and just what I needed to calm me down ha right! I soon converted him to be as mad as I was much to his parents disgust :grin:
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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Is your dad a pimp? Because you look like you've had a lot of sex ;)

Whoa! You mustve fallen from heaven to fuck up your face that bad ;)
 
rowlman

rowlman

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"get in the trunk bitch" usually works in dark parking lots and bypasses all the small talk.
 
KushXOJ

KushXOJ

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Hey I couldn't help but notice you have on blue jeans , my favorite color is blue. Omg we have so much in common. Let's go half on a baby .
 
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silasraven

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only interested in picking a women who will want marriage and a home and being taken care of. so no lines,


P.S. your disgusting
 
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Kodank Moment

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kinetic said:
That line must net some psycos!
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Psychos*

Honestly I just say:

I'm not looking to date you, and I believe in being honest, so please respect my honesty when I say this...

You are breathtaking and the way you carry yourself is very sexy. You have this aura about you. I just really want to fuck you. Until you can't walk. I know it seems vulgar and way to up front but I don't believe in having to lie to you or trick you into sleeping with me. You deserve the respect to know my intentions. I know you are clearly not a girl who sleeps around, but I just had to put how I felt out there.

You'd be surprised how many respond to that. Just need the balls to say it. Whores are whores. They just want to be respected.
 
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