lets see, cunnilingus with women on on their period, yeast infection and pussy farts. the yeast infect was kinda nasty, the period was tasty and the farts was funny. imho
so you gave it up?Ya when my daughter stayed at my stepmoms while I was on vacation she told my daughter it was ok and to go ahead... I was ticked... but it is true I guess it builds up your immune system.
Not saying its ok... but everything we touch is nasty. Whatever went in our nostrils probably went in mouth too. I loved eating boogers when I was little.. hhaha and I bet all of you guys did too!
I got caught in preschool so I gave it up. I was mucho embarrassed.
dude that made me laugh so hard...! gzzz thats just. actually idk how to describe that shit. wowI fucked a fat girl and stunk the whole house up. Sex to me has a pleasant smell but not this one. Not with a girl whose pussy ate my fist.
thats horrid hahaone time i was joing at this old girlfriend of mines vagina, liking that shit up, then out of nowhere she quefs and farts at the same time, keep in mind this was 69, i got some spray from the fart up my nostrils, and a mouthful of rotten fish shit.
Lol, glad it didnt actually happen, hahathats horrid haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAalright one time i was at a bar totally wasted wheni was in my 20's but back then i wasn't really a ladies man and there was this hot chick that wanted to hook up so we went back to my place and she pulled out these sex beads and she wanted me to stick them in my ass so i was like ok she is super hot its worth it so we were in the middle of it and she pulled them out and i shit every where so i was like woops and went to the bathroom to clean up and when i came back out this chick had like a shit fetish and was playing in my shit it was pretty nasty
LOLI just got a new pittbull pup he is 3 months old and we let him sleep with us I was hittin my girl from behind ya know doing my thaaang, when all of a sudden I felt a sandpaper tongue roll up my ass...WTF I never jumped off my girl so fast man.... aight aight I admit it kinda felt good ahhhhhh! j/k I was scared
did you say bless you?My girlfriend was giving me some head when we had first started hooking up. Right as I was nutting she sneezed and my load went flying out of her nose.
alright one time i was at a bar totally wasted wheni was in my 20's but back then i wasn't really a ladies man and there was this hot chick that wanted to hook up so we went back to my place and she pulled out these sex beads and she wanted me to stick them in my ass so i was like ok she is super hot its worth it so we were in the middle of it and she pulled them out and i shit every where so i was like woops and went to the bathroom to clean up and when i came back out this chick had like a shit fetish and was playing in my shit it was pretty nasty
Hey im just glad nobody lost an eye.Now I have diet Dr. Pepper dripping down my computer screen, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!
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