Having sex with your plant! (First guy ever?)

[srh88]

If a man sticks something up his pee hole and blocks the semen from coming out, will that lead into having a very long orgasm or popping a nut or both?

if you put a bb gun pellet when your jerking off and you cum its equal to pumping a bb gun 6 times... FACT

 

[bowlfullofbliss]

Stupid fuking thread. One star to go with the current rating.

 

[charface]

I have a hard time seeing you getting a leaf in the wifes butthole and back out again without a strainer. Butt, I mean However more power to you.

 

[kelly4]

Don't do it. You'll shoot your eye out.

 

[srh88]

but how did this dude find out he likes it?

 

[charface]

but how did this dude find out he likes it?

Pioneering spirit no doubt.

 

[srh88]

Pioneering spirit no doubt.

his poor weener.

 

[kelly4]

Because of doing this, I can shove multiple baseballs up my dick. I beat off and strike out the neighborhood kids.

 

[VILEPLUME]

if you put a bb gun pellet when your jerking off and you cum its equal to pumping a bb gun 6 times... FACT

 

[gioua]

I can't say i'm into e-stim but i'm pretty sure I understood it just fine.

damn was thinking the same thing... as well as wishing I didnt know what e-stim was..

 

[Balzac89]

That's just fuct.

 

[dirtyho1968]

Narrow urethra, I'm out.

 

[Indagrow]

i had sex with your plant a month ago it was meh

 

[Bonsai]

i had sex with your plant a month ago it was meh

Watch yourself there mate. Some people take that sort of shit personally. Don't be stealing nobody's plants.

 

[ROFLhacks]

pics or it didn't happen!!!!!!

 

[ArcticGranite]

^^^^^^^^^^

 

[loquacious]

but how did this dude find out he likes it?

An ex of mine introduced me to sounding and electro sex! It is just like milking the prostrate, some guys really like it while others are so homophobic that they just puss out and whine like the little bitch they are!

 

[loquacious]

I also have a violet wand and I think it's awesome!

 

[ROFLhacks]

Ed Gein thought that digging up corpses and making lamp shades out of them was fun, but you see all of us doing it.