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Having sex with your plant! (First guy ever?)

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gooseyboy

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wtf haha went round to ma mates engineerin shop 3 yrs ago and he handed me a rod like piece of stainless and said guess whats that for ??? about 3 inch in length 10mm in diam taperd at one end !! i said its some fancy dart ends !!! he then logged me on to his pc next to the cnc machine and it turns out ya shove em up your bellend,now i guess NEXT YOULL TRY GERBALING ???
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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loquacious said:
I am into a sexual practice called sounding, wherein you insert things into your penis. Well, for shits and giggles, I took a large fan leaf off of one of my plants and inserted it into my penis. I then preceded to fuck my girl in the ass and came like a fountain! Going in was easy, coming out was a tiny bit rough as the small hairs on the stem want to hold it in your penis. I will do this again in the future as it was quite fun. Is anyone else into sounding?
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put a phat rock on your cock and stick that in your chicks ass. she how she likes it
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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If a man sticks something up his pee hole and blocks the semen from coming out, will that lead into having a very long orgasm or popping a nut or both?
 
loquacious

loquacious

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Bonsai said:
Whilst fucking your woman in the ass was the stem gradually get deeper into your penis? Was the feeling of retrieving the leaf better than the initial insertion?
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No it did not move and it was better going in than out due to the hairs. Although it did not hurt that bad my dick is a little more sore than usual and I think it might be do to a little irritation from the sap per a previous post. Now this pain is about the same as if I had a marathon masturbation session.


VILEPLUME said:
If a man sticks something up his pee hole and blocks the semen from coming out, will that lead into having a very long orgasm or popping a nut or both?
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Semen is a liquid, so, the only way to stop it from coming out is to squeeze the urethra closed. This by the way is not recommended as it can lead to damage over time.
 
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gioua

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loquacious said:
No it did not move and it was better going in than out due to the hairs. Although it did not hurt that bad my dick is a little more sore than usual and I think it might be do to a little irritation from the sap per a previous post. Now this pain is about the same as if I had a marathon masturbation session.




Semen is a liquid, so, the only way to stop it from coming out is to squeeze the urethra closed. This by the way is not recommended as it can lead to damage over time.
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^ why do I know this is experience talking???
 
Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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I do not enjoy sounding unless it is a trode and then I tolerate an inch or so just so I can concentrate the electric behind my sweet spot. I have sounded deeper to let the current reach my prostate but I got no enjoyment from it and feel it isn't worth the risk of infection.

^^For someone not into e-stim this makes no sense.
 
sensisensai

sensisensai

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And here I am using my hobby time growing weed and breeding reptiles. Could've been doing something meaningful this whole time lol. At what point in ur life and mental state did u decide "this is what I need right here"..? Not knocking it at all but I feel like there's a skit worthy story behind the discovery of such a subculture and the thought process behind deciding "thus is what I wanna do with my spare time"
 
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