Random Jibber Jabber Thread

I changed the oil in my truck about an hour ago and when I was crawling underneath it I felt a sharp pain by my left shoulder blade.

I had a small mesquite branch stuck to my back lol, the damn thing had my shirt pinned to me. I'm still pulling cactus thorns out of my arm lol.
 
cannabineer said:
Better than cholla! cn
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I had one in my front yard but the hail got in a lucky hit and nearly snapped it in two, it didn't last long after that.

A few weeks earlier I had liberated it from the roadside and saved it from the bad drought we had had too. Oh well, there was plenty more were that came from.
 
Blue Wizard said:
I had one in my front yard but the hail got in a lucky hit and nearly snapped it in two, it didn't last long after that.

A few weeks earlier I had liberated it from the roadside and saved it from the bad drought we had had too. Oh well, there was plenty more were that came from.
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That's almost like admitting to ranching mosquitoes. ;) cn
 
I just love cactus.
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Blue Wizard said:
I changed the oil in my truck about an hour ago and when I was crawling underneath it I felt a sharp pain by my left shoulder blade.

I had a small mesquite branch stuck to my back lol, the damn thing had my shirt pinned to me. I'm still pulling cactus thorns out of my arm lol.
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Today my cousins and I got bored shooting and started making bombs, while we were setting one up in the field I look over to see one of my cousins kicking at a broken tree attempting to get it to finish its fall. Being the dumbass I am, I ran and tackled the tree. I got it to fall over but he was like "dude didn't you know that thing was covered in huge ass thorns?" I responded, "what? no?" I looked down and sure enough, I have thorns in my hands and body, each one about half an inch long and 1/8-1/4 inches wide. Took a minute to pull them all out and a few spots I still have dark dots where they were, which I guess will just work it's way out eventually. But boy I twist the wrong way and I feel the pain lol. Also no dear this year. The bombs we were making were out of acetylene gas if anyone was curious, I don't recommend it if you're a slow runner or don't have a way to ignite it from afar :lol:
 
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