Would you break up with a girlfriend if she was horrible in bed?

[Hernandez248]

Because I just did, and I don't feel bad about it. Haha and no I didn't tell her that was the reason. What's the funniest/worst reason you've broken up with someone?

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

haha thats diabolical how the fuck do u spell that word? ne ways was she good lookin? and i mean if shes bad in bed doesnt that mean basically u could train the sex to the way you want..

i broke up with a gal cuz she had on semi slanted eye....haha i cant stand faces that arent symmetrical....on that note boobs too haha....i broke up with a gal, after we had sex( the lights were off) when i turned them on her left tittie was noticably bigger than the other hahah

 

[Zekedogg]

Im a teacher

 

[Hernandez248]

HAHAHAHAHA semi slanted eye. So many jokes, so little space.

Yeah she was pretty hot, but( I don't mean for this to sound as arrogant as it will) I've had better looking girls without having to "train" them.

I would have taught her, but it was bad, it was bad to the point where I was thinking one day with my buddy "I wouldn't even care if she cheated on me, I don't get jealous of bad sex." The funny thing about it though, is she probably thinks it's me, but she's only had sex with one other person, one other time besides me. And she thinks she's really good, I couldn't burst that bubble in good conscience.


Instead of explaining every nuance of what our relationship once was, I'll leave you with one last thought:

I faked an orgasm to get out of sex, I'm a guy.

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

a teacher?

 

[Hernandez248]

sex teacher, teaches her the ways of the silky smooth satin and lace.

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

dude haha damn. i laughed at that so much, not arrogant at all, actually i shoulda figured. i m so high btw, i just had to retype this all i orgot ll he irst etters hahah

 

[Hernandez248]

haha, I need to find some marijuana around here to smoke. Resin scrape here I come!

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

exactly what i had to do. im all outie...i dry hitted my bongs....alll 12 haha im supurblay high.

 

[Hernandez248]

hahahaha dammmmmmitttt fuck it, I'm going to go on a mythical quest to find weed. I'll be back!

 

[Hernandez248]

this tastes disgusting, it's an entire bowl filled with resin

 

[eddiemeds]

just treat her like a wank glove, that should do it

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

haha im wasted... three bowls of resin and 9 heinekens haha is that spelled right? smokin resin fuks me up

 

[Zekedogg]

haha im wasted... three bowls of resin and 9 heinekens haha is that spelled right? smokin resin fuks me up

Did she ever queef?

 

[Hernandez248]

yo shit man, I know. Haha I'm all ghetto. This rez is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

wut? did she ever quief? wut?

 

[Zekedogg]

yo shit man, I know. Haha I'm all ghetto. This rez is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

actually I meant did your girl ever queef?

 

[aDarkepiphany..]

u like that huh.... haha i read some otha post sayin u like farts... haha lmao

 

[Zekedogg]

Real Women ....Queef

 

[Hernandez248]

if she did I couldn't hear it over my own voice, frustrated, telling her to just let me do it, stop moving.