Need advice to pass a drug test

[Ursus]

I'm going to give you all an overview of my situation and I want to hear what you guys think because I've read most the info on drug tests from RIU. I have the thing called the whizz kit, which is the bag, organic heating pad and synthetic urine. The job isn't at a high profile place or anything, its at a call center and I have a few friends that work there so I know the drug test isn't watched. The interview process goes, first interview, call back for 2nd interview, after maybe 45 minutes of the 2nd interview, I take the test. Here are my main questions concerns.. I've heard synthetic urine does/doesn't work. They don't give a brand of urine that comes with the kit, but they say it is unisex. I read somewhere that the synthetic urine lacks male/female hormones, but I also heard that plain drug tests don't test for that? The place im going to isn't high profile so I imagine the drug test should be either? Any one have experience with this kit? Would I be better off using real clean piss from a friend or am i over worrying about the synthetic urine?

 

[Ursus]

75 views and no replies. Come out of the wood-work you lurkers!

 

[superstoner1]

answer- dont do drugs.

 

[marc88101]

Do an internet search! There are so many drinks and shit to make your piss clean! Why people ask questions that take about 5 seconds of research on the Net is beyond me!

 

[racerboy71]

quick fix fake piss works everytime.. used it 20 plus times, never a fail..

 

[Adonis]

I've used powdered masks, drink cleansers and also drank so much water the test was inconclusive. Never failed using these options.

 

[CaLiKiD24]

Check this way out. I was on formal probation 3 years smoked weed everyday and NEVER THROUGH A DIRTY TEST due to weed.
Go to your local health food store and get a $10 of activated charcoal pills. The most you can take in a day is 16. Let me tell you this shit woooorks. Hella water and take 5 every couple of hours

 

[rocpilefsj]

I've used powdered masks, drink cleansers and also drank so much water the test was inconclusive. Never failed using these options.

I manage an oilfield service company and my guys need to take piss tests every three months. If there is a masking agent found it is a fail, diluted urine is a fail because it is counted as a masking agent, an inconclusive test means you get tested again or it is a fail. Not sure how it works where you are from, the tests are getting more and more precise to search for masking agents and cleansers. A good high quality cleanse kit/piss kit with a money back guarantee is your best bet, other than quit smoking before a piss test that is...

 

[Relaxed]

quick fix fake piss works everytime

 

[dolamic]

Do an internet search! There are so many drinks and shit to make your piss clean! Why people ask questions that take about 5 seconds of research on the Net is beyond me!

Because they can't post anything on the internet that isn't true....

It's just nicer to hear it from real folks who have done it, rather than finding a post from 2006 and some dude you don't know claiming how "this shit works great!" and the product is no longer around.
Real-time conversations work wonders on the psyche, and it is a good tool for finding what your particular brain is searching for. Stop being so anti-social Fred Durst.

 

[gargantuanganja]

I'm in the same pinche boat.

 

[dolamic]

Well after all my months of research I am back to square 1.
I found that fat people have a harder time passing because
the THC gets stored in their fat cells. Just like THC can be
absorbed by alcohols and oils, in your body it essentially does
the same thing. So if you're skinny you're golden, just drink
water like crazy so it dilutes your pee. That's the best I've got :/

 

[Gramaw]

Given that the OP was 5 months ago, an update would be nice for others who stumble in here and have the same question! So, Ursus, if you're still following your thread, how did the story end?

I'm not going to identify my specific profession, but I will say that, generically, it is "medical / legal". For that reason, I offer my two cents:

When you'll not be watched and can substitute clean urine for your own, that is your best bet. Have a clean friend donate it. Put it in one of those baggies that nursing mother's use to store milk. They won't leak, burst, or cause you to look like you pee'd your pants. Tape it to the inside of your thigh. Your body heat will keep it warm enough for the sample.

If the above isn't an option, try whatever kit people are saying "works every time," but TEST IT OUT first. Buy a drug test at your local pharmacy and make sure that YOU get a negative result before submitting your urine for the official test.

I do NOT recommend the trick of drinking tons of water. It will give an inconclusive result for heavy tokers, and it can cause serious health problems. People have even died from "water intoxication". How much is too much water? Take your body weight, divide it in half, and convert that number from pounds to ounces. So, if you're 200 pounds, you should drink no more than 100 oz of water per day.

 

[KLITE]

I really think taking pills and such methods can't be too good! WHat about like getting a pair of boxers where you could sow a small pocket on the crotch area and put a sirynge in there (or something?) from a friend who doesnt take any drugs. For some the latter part might be the harder to do... But if i ever had to take a drug test that's what i'd prolly do..

 

[aknight3]

i use sub as well, but i used someones clean urine. thats your best bet. i think. good luck

 

[BarnBuster]

For pot, nothing works but time. It may excrete faster in sweat but even with all that exercise, it still takes a few months, That's for urine tests. Hair follicle tests maybe 6 months. Nail tests even longer I think.

 

[dolamic]

When you'll not be watched and can substitute clean urine for your own, that is your best bet. Have a clean friend donate it. Put it in one of those baggies that nursing mother's use to store milk. They won't leak, burst, or cause you to look like you pee'd your pants. Tape it to the inside of your thigh. Your body heat will keep it warm enough for the sample.

What about different sex, does the test pick up estrogen or other things like that if you get pee from a woman?

 

[torturekiller420]

What about different sex, does the test pick up estrogen or other things like that if you get pee from a woman?

i believe some do test for hormones, but that depends again on just what kind of test is being performed. if they send it to a lab, theres a good chance they check for that