what do you get an old person for christmas

[Ringsixty]

A Funeral plot.
I got my plot picked out already.

 

[mysunnyboy]

Stephanie,.... did you meet a guy at a bus stop and, well, take him into a bathroom for sex?

i used to know a bridgette wexler from chillicothe ohio, that you?

 

[sunni]

a good book and a nice bottle of liquor sounds really nice if you havent known them for too long.

 

[slowbus]

Depends? A coffin? I am so glad I'm only 21. Why don't you get a hott young slut to make him some good holiday treats? Even better take picture of the slut while she's making the treats and include that in a nice gift basket!

I wish my friends were as thoughtful

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

if your looking for something cheap, get em one of these. the universal christmas gift you get for people that you don't know what to shop for

 

[mysunnyboy]

i love those cookies and the tins are so darn handy

 

[ebgood]

depends on the person. id get my grandpa a bottle of vsop and wash his car. he couldnt be any happier

 

[cannabineer]

Fill the tin with Royal Dank. cn

 

[sprintingsnail]

maybe hugh hefner like slippers but newer than the slips in the pic

 

[Winter Woman]

What do you get an old person for Christmas?? Batteries for the pacemaker.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

What do you get an old person for Christmas?? Batteries for the pacemaker.

What do you get an old person for Christmas? Depends...

 

[Carne Seca]

Depends. cn

What do you get an old person for Christmas? Depends...

The Bear always gets the good ones.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

The Bear always gets the good ones.

Curses, foiled!

 

[Carne Seca]

Curses, foiled!

 

[ColoradoGold]

get him a hooker

 

[MojoRison]

Cliche I know but your time is always a cherished gift regardless of age