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The Outdoorsman
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​Designated Decoy
One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally as he started his engine and began to pull away the police officer stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0 The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally as he started his engine and began to pull away the police officer stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0 The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
The Outdoorsman
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Trousers
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Winter Woman
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Uncle Pirate
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imchucky666
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World war eleven?
The female hand with the wallet looked like Wilma Flintstone with the bracelet, but I think I remember that scene from the Jetsons.
cannabineer
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Definitely Jetsons. Wilma's was three rocks, and it went around the neck. cn
RyanTheRhino
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youngen right here ^^^^
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imchucky666
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That's right.... Wilma had the pearl necklace.Definitely Jetsons. Wilma's was three rocks, and it went around the neck. cn
imchucky666
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I wish I was still a young 'un.
imchucky666
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Things were so much simpler when we had no idea what the real world was, no responsibilities, no worries, do chores, go to school, let mom and dad take care of bills, shopping, driving, fixing............
herbose
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That's called bukcake!lol!! that's classic
herbose
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I hit a little dry patch there.
