April and Sunni, I wanna sex you. Haaard.

cannabineer

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ganja man23 said:
i know this is probably true. i'm just trying to put an end to this horny pedophiliac parade seeing as how it's probably incredibly awkward for these people when others create threads to let them know that they would like to go down on you...
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Welcome to a RIU-specific phenomenon ... the Rut Squad. cn

 
PeyoteReligion

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bowlfullofbliss said:
I wonder how many threads about getting with April and the other girls there are on here now............
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The sad part is that she is just moderately attractive, these Internet guys crack me up. If your game is so tight then go outside and get laid. Stop asking the riu girls to bang, it's fucking sad bro. Go get laid IRL!!!



P.s. pm me if yu want a cock shot ;)
 
VILEPLUME

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I like how neither of those two girls have replied to this thread.

I always thought asking 2 women to have a three-some with a stranger from the internet would work out perfectly.
 
D3monic

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Hey, anyone that wants to hook up or go down on me is more than welcome to start a tread about it.... Just no moose knuckle shots :p
 
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Because clearly, I am serious. Lol. Not. They are both however sexy, and if given the opportunity I would adequately supersede their needs and expectations.

I am however not hoping to bring these to together for a 3some via the internet. This was indeed a joke. Relax you animals.

Also, picking up hot women on the internet is waaay easier then going to a bar. I can play call of duty and get baked and flirt with bitches. Hate all you want.


I can do it in the bar, why not online lol.
 
sunni

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im flattered i guess?...LOL i didnt reply cause i was at work while this all went down, i had a rough day today i was just about to make a thread on how mean people can be towards me in real life, but then i complimented so thanks kodank i kinda needed to hear i was pretty ..LOL
 
ganja man23

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Kodank Moment said:
Because clearly, I am serious. Lol. Not. They are both however sexy, and if given the opportunity I would adequately supersede their needs and expectations.

I am however not hoping to bring these to together for a 3some via the internet. This was indeed a joke. Relax you animals.

Also, picking up hot women on the internet is waaay easier then going to a bar. I can play call of duty and get baked and flirt with bitches. Hate all you want.


I can do it in the bar, why not online lol.
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when you flirt with a women what do you hope to accomplish? more than likely you want the conclusion to be sex. when you flirt with a woman online over xbox you are not that likely to ever know what they even look like let alone have sex with them. i agree with you though, just because you're flirting over the internet doesn't exclude this conversation from being 'social'. the best way to meet a woman; face to face. women love eye contact and confidence and they won't take you seriously over cod lol. if they do chances are they are desperate and most likely fat ;)
 
ganja man23

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sunni said:
im flattered i guess?...LOL i didnt reply cause i was at work while this all went down, i had a rough day today i was just about to make a thread on how mean people can be towards me in real life, but then i complimented so thanks kodank i kinda needed to hear i was pretty ..LOL
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in addition to this there are several offers if you're looking to be getting downed on.

on another note i'm from toronto myself!! but i wont go down on you :(
 
sunni

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not saying id hook up with anyone but its nice to know someone somewhere doesnt feel your ugly, or in my case my mother called me fat today really upset me...
 
Carne Seca

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sunni said:
not saying id hook up with anyone but its nice to know someone somewhere doesnt feel your ugly, or in my case my mother called me fat today really upset me...
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(((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))

You want me to tell your mother how the cow ate the cabbage?
 
sunni

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well she skinda been loosing it mentally within the last few years so she doesnt have a filter anymore, i am curvy theres no doubt in that but im like a size 8..and she asked if she could take me shopping at the plus size store today..and im like..id wouldnt fit in their clothing it just really hurt like why the fuck would she say that, she basically said lets go to the plus size store cause your fat and wont fit into any other clothing
 
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