budsmoker87
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...that i frequent, found me on facebook and hit me up. She's only 19 (i'm 25) and her english sucks. But does any of that really matter? LOOK at this ass...
spanish girl at restaurant...
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Carne Seca
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Just don't break her. It's been a while and you've been pretty enthusiastic about getting a little slap tickle.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Oh give me a gal with a bluewater beam,
a bluewater beam for me ...
I give her the lan'ud, its towers of man'ud
she gives me the Goddess the sea.
cn
a bluewater beam for me ...
I give her the lan'ud, its towers of man'ud
she gives me the Goddess the sea.
cn
budsmoker87
New Member
i'm sitting here online talking to her getting hard just thinking about her accent and ass
goddamn, lord knows i wanna beat that
goddamn, lord knows i wanna beat that
Carne Seca
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Oh my Lawd! TMI! Cochino! (that's the first word you'll learn from her mother).
Hepheastus420
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Carne Seca
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Oh give me land, lots of land
under starry skies above....
Don't fence me in...
Shaddup.. or you're next.
Ringsixty
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Don't spooge your pants
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I will forever associate that song with one of the worst Mercedes-Benz commercials ever. cn
[video=youtube;Ez_XjV3yVmM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez_XjV3yVmM[/video]
[video=youtube;Ez_XjV3yVmM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez_XjV3yVmM[/video]
budsmoker87
New Member
LOL. ill remember to take pics/videos of that ass jigglin from behind while i'm barking and howling on i to share with you all. She's young and falling real hard for the hard-to-get, push-pull approach
Carne Seca
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I counter your bad rendition of Don't Fence Me In with this, Voila!
[video=youtube;vYNK8A_bXwA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA[/video]
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I feel strangely Voilated. But I think it's Budsmoker who's killing his chicken 'bout now. cn
budsmoker87
New Member
i'm about to... don't even need any help from porn
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Is it a full moon tonight? She may have a chance if there's no full moon. Pobrecita, she's in for a rough time.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
On the one hand, waxing crescent.
On the other, she sure does look like she's approved for extended service under adverse conditions. I doubt his rig could prove more penetrating than her field could absorb.
Finally, tho' he's a roughneck, maybe he doesn't neck rough.
cn
The Outdoorsman
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Carne Seca
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Are you kidding? I live in the oilfield mecca of the southwest. These guys walk around looking like this:On the one hand, waxing crescent.
On the other, she sure does look like she's approved for extended service under adverse conditions. I doubt his rig could prove more penetrating than her field could absorb.
Finally, tho' he's a roughneck, maybe he doesn't neck rough.
She's in for a workout.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Sweet mother of discount kimchee ... it's a Village People! (Run. Hide.) cn
Urca
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oh my god what city can i get one in????