newatit2010
Well-Known Member
One day in the future barack obama has a heart attact and dies. He immediately goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him. I don't know what to do here, you definitely have to stay here, but I have no room. So I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one go but you have to take their place, I'll even let you decide who leaves.
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. It was ted kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over such was his fate in hell.
No obama said, I don't think so. I,m not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day.
The devil led him to the second room. In it was al gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All al did was swing that hammer time after time after time. No this is no good I have a problem with my shoulder and would be in
constant agony if all I do was break rocks all day.
The devil opened the third room, through it obama saw bill clinton. He was lying on a bed with his hands tied over
his head, and his legs were restained in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was monica lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shock disbelief and finally said, yeah man I can handle this.
The devil smiled and said, OK monica you're free to go.
waiting for him. I don't know what to do here, you definitely have to stay here, but I have no room. So I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one go but you have to take their place, I'll even let you decide who leaves.
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. It was ted kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over such was his fate in hell.
No obama said, I don't think so. I,m not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day.
The devil led him to the second room. In it was al gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All al did was swing that hammer time after time after time. No this is no good I have a problem with my shoulder and would be in
constant agony if all I do was break rocks all day.
The devil opened the third room, through it obama saw bill clinton. He was lying on a bed with his hands tied over
his head, and his legs were restained in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was monica lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shock disbelief and finally said, yeah man I can handle this.
The devil smiled and said, OK monica you're free to go.
