Baby Dave got stuck in a tree; I'm not camping in the yard this October.

[MellowFarmer]

I get dragged(is that proper grammar?) down to Wally World every year on Black Friday to wait in long ass lines and elbow jackasses in the ribs for bullshit electronics (half of which we don't even use)

That is how my wife got this computer I am using right now hahaha.

Way to go Mrs. Fresno! Hey how about next Black Friday we send Mr Mellow instead to learn a thing or two about that while we engage in much more chill activities? lol are you sure you didn't get that computer by "forgetting" that you were both pointing guns ?

 

[blazinkill504]

next time i see a hot chick with a cat ima throw it in a tree an then go knock on her door ask if its hers an then help her get it down then SMASH them cakes. thanks for the tip mellow.

 

[MellowFarmer]

I'm here to help!

 

[Hepheastus420]

Mellow.........is your camera a potato?

If it was, mellow would be a fucking genius.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Way to go Mrs. Fresno! Hey how about next Black Friday we send Mr Mellow instead to learn a thing or two about that while we engage in much more chill activities? lol are you sure you didn't get that computer by "forgetting" that you were both pointing guns ?

Haha. Yeah, if by chill activities you mean getting high as can be, then hell yeah!! Send them to a mall far far away haha.......drop the kid off at his grandmas and get LOADED!! lol

 

[silasraven]

is this a metaphor for zackius coming down from his tree when he tryed to get the attention of jesus ?

 

[MellowFarmer]

Haha. Yeah, if by chill activities you mean getting high as can be, then hell yeah!! Send them to a mall far far away haha.......drop the kid off at his grandmas and get LOADED!! lol

That would be exactly what I had in mind and what kindness of you to save the kid from that dreaded place and not dragged there as well!

 

[MellowFarmer]

So I caught Dave on his way up the tree unsupervised again today. dumb ass

 

[tehgenoc1de]

Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

 

[MellowFarmer]

lol nope but I will try a potato instead it likely works better than the that $20 piece of shit the Mr got at Wally World convinced that yes, the technology has caught up That Much and surely the price is only reflecting that

I know, I just hate practicing tough love. Just because if I ignore him he'll find his way down eventually doesn't make my baby any less scared.

 

[cannabineer]

You talk to yourself more nicely than most. I like that. Heck; i even hold doors open for myself. cn