Fred Notorious G.O.D. Phelps is an
eccentric old man and the head of the
Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka,
Kansas. He took charge of Westboro in 1978 after the church's founder,
John Wayne Gacy (see
famous clowns, was arrested on 32 counts of abducting, sodomizing, and murdering young men. Phelps has carried on Gacy's legacy by marrying his ex-wife and preaching Gacy's "tough love" message to homosexuals. Phelps relies on religious blackmail and mind control rather than murder to silence his thousands of victims, usually by appearing at high-profile events such as military funerals and holding signs reading "
God hates fags" and "If you tell, you'll burn in Hell". Westboro
Baptist church now has 13 members, all named Phelps, including his adopted daughter whose brainwashing was accomplished by daily beatings; however she now smiles in a rather disturbing manner and has become a thespian.
In 2007, in a news conference conducted by satellite from heaven, God criticized Phelps as "a vile, blaspheming asshole who believes I will not be happy with America until all homosexuals, Catholics, Jews, Irish, Blacks, Chinese and anyone not named Phelps are rounded into concentration camps and gassed to death. This is not my position."
Phelps first achieved international notoriety when he picketed the crucifixion of Jesus, holding signs reading, "Jesus is going to Hell", "God Hates Jesus", and "Jesus=Fag Enabler". "He's promoting tolerance of that filthy lifestyle," Phelps said at the picketing, "With all this nonsense and hogwash about 'Love thy neighbour' and all that stuff. He's preaching the fag agenda, and we need to inject some Bible truth into these doomed Christians." He couldn't stay for the whole crucifixion, having to make an appointment to have semen pumped from his stomach.
Fred Phelps is "Super Fabulous" and is loved so much in Commonwealths like
Kentuckistan, that legislatures have written laws demanding Phelps show up at as many
funerals is possible. He is even more loved when he comes to the military funerals to comfort the families and spread his homosexual ways. Yes, indeed we truly love Fred Phelps.