Would you 'donate' sperm?

[Padawanbater2]

At $100 a pop

 

[guy incognito]

I donate it for free usually.

 

[drolove]

lol uhh ya! why you need some?

 

[billybob420]

Alright. I can get you like 3 gallons by the end of the week.

 

[UncleBuck]

i donate my sperm to the old folks' home for free.

 

[drolove]

shit ill make this my new job....

 

[Blue Wizard]

Damn it! I've been throwing it away this whole time.

 

[ru4r34l]

Just donated, and my wife says thank you to the OP.

regards,

 

[Padawanbater2]

http://www.cryobank.com/uploadedFiles/Cryobankcom/_forms/pdf/brochures/DonorPyramid.pdf

Looks like quite the process, 3 months, and 9 out of 1,000 get chosen! Damn!

I've heard people can make $400-$1,000 a week doing this

 

[drolove]

oh you cant just walk in there with a bucket of it huh? damn...

 

[cannabineer]

i donate my sperm to the old folks' home for free.

I never make it past the Chick-Fil-A. cn

[video=youtube;VwWOAw-iY-w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWOAw-iY-w&feature=related[/video]

 

[rocpilefsj]

Fuck I should be making $500 a day!

 

[Padawanbater2]

 

[rocpilefsj]

California really is the land of opportunity isn't it?

 

[UncleBuck]

you were looking for a sperm donor? kinky.

 

[Metasynth]

Don't they drug test? And you gotta be enrolled in or have graduated from a 4 year college.




Donor Recruitment[h=2]Where does CCB find all of these great donors?[/h]The majority of our sperm donors are recruited from world-class universities*, including UCLA, USC, Stanford University, Harvard University and MIT.
Other donors are established professionals in various fields including business, medicine, law, and the entertainment industry.
CCB recruits sperm donations from donors via internet advertising, information seminars, and university publications. The recruiting process includes:

• Candidates complete an online donor application
• Basic qualification requirements:
  • Age 19-39**
  • Enrolled in (or a degree from) a 4-year university
  • Height of 5'9"
  • Are in good health

 

[CrownMeKing]

Most people are joking and arent giving a real answer. Hell yeah i would, dont qualify for hight though. Needa be 5'9 im 5'8, soon hopefully lol ill be saving up for somethin somethin.

 

[chrishydro]

At $100 a pop

I do it for free also, they call all night I am on the girls bathroom wall at a local titty bar "free sperm call 999-999-9999" phone rings off the hook. Word of mouth (another pun) works best lol

 

[drolove]

Height of 5'9"

lol!! they dont want short kids i guess.

 

[cannabineer]

Most people are joking and arent giving a real answer. Hell yeah i would, dont qualify for hight though. Needa be 5'9 im 5'8, soon hopefully lol ill be saving up for somethin somethin.

Just tell them that you lose an inch when you get a boner. Simple hydraulics. cn