I made a guy puke from smokin weed today.

panhead

Well-Known Member
Took my Fatboy out for a spin today with some friends of mine & while we were taking a break at a rest area i asked if anybody wanted to smoke a bowl,of course everybody said hell yes.

Before we left i cleaned out the bottom of my bud dryer & got a nice size sack of red hairs & keif that had fallen off the buds so i took it with us,i packed a fat ass bowl & took a few tokes then packed it again & handed it to my friend,he took 2 hard ass hits then shit started getting bad for him.

He got all white like a bowl of milk,started sweating like a mofo & was peeling off his jacket when it hit ,projectile vomitt :spew:.

I was laughing so fukin hard i got the hiccups,i asked if anybody else wanted to hit that shit & only one guy would,then he looked like a 15 year old faking a hit,that was the first time i ever smoked anybody out with 2 hits let alone forced puke.

Me & my wife packed 2 more bowls while we watched our friend try to regain his composure,i couldnt stop laughing at him,his ole lady got a rag out of his saddle bags, doused it with water & was patting his head down with it like a sick kid :mrgreen:

I tried to take a pic of him with my cell phone ,all blew out & laid out on a picknick table with his wife nursing him but everybody thought i was being jive so i let him off the hook,i still wish i had snuck a pic though :mrgreen:
 

hashpot

Active Member
Nice!! Its always fun seeing friends getting way more messed up than you are then watching them attempt to live life hehe Next time make him use a fat bong!!
 

Charfizcool

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:cry: something similar to this happened to me. It sucked but now I know if you feel sick then TRY to throw up cause you'll feel a lot better afterwards. btw if I was that guy I would be kinda pissed at you for laughing and trying to take pics while I'm fucking "dying". But if I was you I woulda laughed too:mrgreen:
 

MyNameIsHead

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i puked a 12 inch turkey breast sub from subway with american cheese lettuce tomatoes olives pickles banana peppers jalopeno peppers oil vinegar salt and vinger all over my frineds roof the first time i hit from the bong
i puked my mother fucking ass off....
 

Lacy

New Member
Haha Panhead. The poor guy. I know how brutal men can be with each other. He is never going to live this one down. He'll be made fun of for ever about it.
Awwww. But I suppose there really isn't much you can do.
Most have been quite the puff. :D Dank
 

Bamm Bamm

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thats the shit!! Sounds like when I wake up and try to take a bong rip then puke first thing at 5am=)...
 

panhead

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Haha Panhead. The poor guy. I know how brutal men can be with each other. He is never going to live this one down. He'll be made fun of for ever about it.
Ya got that right,his new nickname is "side car" because his wife needed a side car to get his ass home :mrgreen:
 

40acres

New Member
what kind of pussy pukes from weed?
Actually, when people first hit the gravity bong over here, i fillit up and burn it all. and then theypuke or cough for an hour. I think it is really funny. I myself smoke out of it everyday, so I go first to show them how.

I would give pukey mcgee alt of shit.:hump:
 

jackonthebox

Well-Known Member
yeah, I like to see people try to completely clear my waterfall bong. its like, they keep pulling until they realize they're not going to clear it all in one hit. then they realize how big of a hit they just took. then it all comes pouring out off their faces. smoke it coming out with the coughing, spitting, sometimes vomit, and they eyes are so watery. It really is kind of funny to watch. but the two dudes who threw up, aren't real big smokers. and they said they were so high it scared them. so had to be nice to those dudes. but I think it scared them off.. they don't come over anymore.
 

panhead

Well-Known Member
what kind of pussy pukes from weed?
I can answer that,a 6ft2 240 lb man who has arms like hercules & rides a kick start Harley Davidson thats who :mrgreen:.

Ive got years worth of material to use on his ass, like sending him a first aid kit for his birthday or training wheels for his bike on xmas so he can keep up with the grown up's :mrgreen:

One things for sure,the next time we stop at a bar & it's my turn to buy a round he's getting warm milk.
 

40acres

New Member
I waterfall it too. I usually take at least 9 a day.


I had a guy that big puke at my house once. thankfully he made it to the trashcan and took the trash out afterwards. this happened 2 yrs ago maybe, and i just brought it up in front of a bunch of guys he went to grade school and shit with the other day. I liek the warm milk, I am going to do that.
 

Theeassassin

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dude around here when people throw up from weed its called a whitey (there face turns white b4 they throw up ) dont think of it as the racial way
 

NorthwestBuds

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Funny to make someone choke and puke on weed? No it's not. You must be really stoned to think embarrassing your friend out in public is funny. Sorry but I'm NOT going along with you morons.
 
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