So you're standing before God, and the only way into Heaven is...

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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...convincing him you're awesome enough by providing him with one song. One song to buy your way into Heaven.

What do you choose to impress GOD? (and, if you're inclined enough, how does God reply?!)
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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[video=youtube;HgIn8_RrZiA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgIn8_RrZiA&feature=fvwrel[/video]
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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God would lift up his robe, revealing his "Thug Life" tattoo across his stomach. He would set down his 40 and proceed to open the gates, all while trying to kick the rottweilers out of the way so they dont get out.
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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[video=youtube;_1vU5NeOgHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1vU5NeOgHw&feature=related[/video]
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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[video=youtube;hjM8_WjzvA8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjM8_WjzvA8&feature=related[/video]
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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[video=youtube;wqUjmupcAGI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqUjmupcAGI&feature=related[/video]
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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[video=youtube;x2kRduGjMSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2kRduGjMSY&feature=related[/video]
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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While all this is playin, god takes me inside where I see Aliyah on the stove makin some mac and cheese and collard greens. He takes me to the fridge where I grab a tall Colt 45. We head to the back where all my dead homies and fallen family members are playin dominoes around a table... Eazy E is throwin down on the grill. Its a good day... kids runnin around actin bad, helicopter is circlin overhead.. lots of palm trees... great heaven right there.
 
2easy

2easy

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st peter was sitting at the pearly gates when 2 guys in hoodies rocked up wanting to get in. st peter looked at them suspiciously and said wait i will go check with god.
he goes to god and says "god there are 2 young men wearing hoodies hanging around the pearly gates waiting to get in what should i do"
God replies "what are you waiting for peter, this is heaven, go let them in all are welcome"
Peter returns shortly after and god asks peter how he went with the young men in hoodies and peter replies "well there gone"
god replies angrily "what? i told you to let them in peter"
Peter replies " no god the gates, the Pearly gates are gone"
 
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