Mr Nice Mango Haze impressions?

hazey grapes

hazey grapes

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i'm not a fan of blueberry. it's too stony, i don't like the taste of bitter fruits & berries and the flavor isn't authentic either. the 2 times i've scored blueberry, it tasted exactly like a single grain of artificially flavored cereal sugar on my tongue. if i'm getting a DJ shorts strain (not a fan of the prices) it's totally going to be grape krush. if that strain has as grapey a flavor as my super cali haze UFO did under halide, i could really like that strain for it's flavor and make tastier hazes. sweet haze x grape krush would at least be tasty i'm sure.

i don't care for blue widow either, but i'll give my last 2 joey weed blueberry x C99s a drop this winter when i do my flavor grow.

i think i'd like whatever buddha's sister x malawi gold turns out to be better than azure haze. lemon and cherry are more my kinds of flavors. if grape krush x malawi something turns into sour grapes, that's cool with me. anything's better than bitter. do not get me started on raspberries & peaches.

i'm liking the sound of cherry & blackberry liqueur strains. those could make nice haze phenos with some selection.
 
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althor

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3 months ago Hazey could list on one hand the number of strains he has smoked.
3 months later he can tell you how every strain known to man smokes and grows....
 
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bundee1

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Read his posts carefully. Hes quoting others or books. He still only has experience with a few strains. He slips in qualifiers.
 
Da Almighty Jew

Da Almighty Jew

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Like somebody once said you can get all types of good seeds for diffrent prices. $10, $50, $100 seeds. If you have the money why not spend it? Forget all this hoopla i wont pay more than $50 bucks for seeds blah blah. People are missing out.
 
hazey grapes

hazey grapes

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i see the trolls are out spreading lies and making easily beat down claims again when i first logged back in without signing in and re-instating my block list.

you don't want to believe me, then don't and fuck you too. i'm here to share that hard to find info few others are, namely however every strain i try smokes as that's what's important. i 'claim' to have experience with over half a dozen similar fucking fruity hazes and jacks, because i fucking grew out a bunch, took pics, and then the trolls started trying to invent fucking conspiracy theories about that.

if you too a a fucking idiot, then listen to fucking idiots make irrational, even contradictory claims, or listen to someone who DESPISES indicrap so much (it hurts spineless troll feelings and turns them into stalking life enemies) that my entire purpose in growing is so that i can smoke what i want and not what some piece of shit greedy dealer tells me is "good shit"

you bet your ass i know a thing or two about getting high as that has been my ONLY goal with weed since i first started out smoking cali imported columbian gold in NY in the early 80s and even moreso after it disappeared. it's IRONIC that DESPITE troll assholes trying to claim the streets runneth over with getting high, which they sure as fuck don't unless you live in socal maybe then in the very next contradictory breath, make the claim it's impossible for me to have opinions on a couple dozen strains i've either grown, bought or in the best cases, been gifted over the years.

it must REALLY upset scum's world view when someone draws a line in the sand and says "fuck you toy! cross this line and i'm collapsing your dome and pissing on your corpse bitch!" and refuses to drink their kool aid or further their lies like bag appeal traits are actually "good".

i'm doing my own thing, trying to help whoever i can that wants to smoke what i'm smoking and those that DO know sativas know i keep it real, and fuck any bitch that doesn't approve. like i said, bring it to my face so i can end you bitch! bring all your butt buddies... more action for me.

if i really WERE the know it all (and i'm sure as fuck smarter than 98% of the population, fucking deal with it!) that claims are made against me, i'd just read a the fucking product description and vomit it back when i'm interested in GROWING stuff that's even better than (fuck you twat if you say it ain't so, ya lyin' sacks of shit toys) jack's cleaner 2, sweet skunk & haze x skunk. anyone that would call those 3 strains schwag is a lying sack of the lowest order because they sure as fuck no jack (pun intended) about getting high!

and, again, i never claim to know it all. if i don't know something, i don't know it and don't want to look stupid being wrong which i have been a couple times getting my info from sources like the one that said IBLs and sativas (?) or was it stabilized strains (?) were the same thing.

and yes, i HAVE done a shitload of reading. i've read all 3 canabibles a dozen times by now, re-read dozens of high times, re-read my 3 mid 80s grow guides several times and in particular cervantes' superior "indoor marijuana horticulture" which not only had more info than my other 2 guides combined, but was so far ahead of it's time that it predicted SCROGging & lowryders when everyone was still jerking off to skunk #1, northern lights #5, william's wonder & afghani in sea of green. plus, i've read almost every smoke report i can find about strains that get you high, because THC profile IS EVERYTHING and pics are wanker bullshit, so yeah, i have a fair amount of book smarts and fuck and ADD bitch that has a problem with that too cause this nerd hunts thugs for real in the streets! just sent 3 butt buddies packing with their tails between their pussy legs a week or so ago trying to play me close on my motherfucking stoop.

if you are a fellow indicrap hater, trust me, i WANT to help you grow better than what you're used to to help me undermine the greedy fuck system and statistically, at least, put a couple greedy fucks out of business. i want to share the very same kind of "this is how this SMOKES" info you can't always trust in descriptions, and most people seem to really suck at describing even a blue circle in detail, much less complex canniboid profiles. oh yeah... that's one of them big book wurds i gots like terpenes, genetic waning, & trichromes. my recollection on specifics isn't what it used to be, but there i go again, lying to make myself look good.
 
hazey grapes

hazey grapes

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as much as i really don't give a flying fuck about taking pics, i DID take these SPECIFICALLY to shut these lying ass pieces of shit dead in their fucking tracks, and as always, use my "trademark" columbian gold colored blanket as a backdrop for everything, though in these pics, the sodium is doing most of the gold color, but here you can SEE all the strains i said i grew this winter AND, unless you're a total fucking moron, put 2 & 2 together and come to the conclusion i might have actually fucking smoked one or two of these plants, when in fact, i'm still smoking what's left of them in dried, often browned, leaf form. yeah... livin' fucking large here now!

C99s and cream.jpghazes.jpgjacks.jpgmalaw gold and sweet haze.jpgmasterkush.jpg

SCH x C99.jpgthai skunk.jpg

the single pic is "my pride and joy" as it's the best cross i've made so far, unless some of my remaining haze skunk x C99s are viable. i call it fruity booty (super cali haze x C99) and it was fucking nice. i won't say the best in the world, because that would be a lie. sweet haze easily outclasses it, but i liked it a lot and it at least equaled everything else except jack's cleaner 2. oh, wait... JC2 is in my fucking signature. what a fucking co-incidence!

trollboy KNEW i had these pics when he made his "all of a sudden hazey's tried a bunch of new strains" claim when he stalked me to the thread where i got down and compered everything in another thread they trolled long ago.
https://www.rollitup.org/seed-strain-reviews/523272-comparison-bunch-breeders-mostly-up-5.html

when i call someone a lying sack of shit to their face, i make sure to bring STFU evidence. and not just whiny punk rants.

now believe whoever you want to believe. i've got better things to do than entertain momma's boys that don't get enough attention and that run out of crack the last week of every month.

PS i can show SEVERAL TIMES this number in seeds i've either bought or freebied since i started buying seeds around 2005. i'll be the first to admit i haven't started finishing gear until last years grow that produced fruity booty (and don't think trolls haven't used THAT TRUTH against me, when it should clearly be a sign of my HONESTY) but if i say i've smoked it, you can bet your ass i did, or someone at least told me i did. did i smoke MY kali haze? nope, but i did smoke the original. that's why i bought it and why i offered $120 for an eigth of it, because that's how much i like getting high and fucking despise getting stoned.

can i be an asshole when people start with me? you betcha! i'm honest about that too. i would kick EVERYONE'S ass on this entire site in an honesty contest. honesty only makes you enemies though sadly. well, a FEW people have shown gratitude for sharing all the info i can every chance i get. it makes it all worth while knowing i helped someone get the kind of bud trolls don't know how to grow.

hey yeah... where the fuck are YOUR PICS troll fuckers? all this talking about me, i ain't seen shit from you every toys! show me YOUR sativas! bet you can't
 
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althor

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hazey grapes said:
i see the trolls are out spreading lies and making easily beat down claims again when i first logged back in without signing in and re-instating my block list.

you don't want to believe me, then don't and fuck you too. i'm here to share that hard to find info few others are, namely however every strain i try smokes as that's what's important. i 'claim' to have experience with over half a dozen similar fucking fruity hazes and jacks, because i fucking grew out a bunch, took pics, and then the trolls started trying to invent fucking conspiracy theories about that.

if you too a a fucking idiot, then listen to fucking idiots make irrational, even contradictory claims, or listen to someone who DESPISES indicrap so much (it hurts spineless troll feelings and turns them into stalking life enemies) that my entire purpose in growing is so that i can smoke what i want and not what some piece of shit greedy dealer tells me is "good shit"

you bet your ass i know a thing or two about getting high as that has been my ONLY goal with weed since i first started out smoking cali imported columbian gold in NY in the early 80s and even moreso after it disappeared. it's IRONIC that DESPITE troll assholes trying to claim the streets runneth over with getting high, which they sure as fuck don't unless you live in socal maybe then in the very next contradictory breath, make the claim it's impossible for me to have opinions on a couple dozen strains i've either grown, bought or in the best cases, been gifted over the years.

it must REALLY upset scum's world view when someone draws a line in the sand and says "fuck you toy! cross this line and i'm collapsing your dome and pissing on your corpse bitch!" and refuses to drink their kool aid or further their lies like bag appeal traits are actually "good".

i'm doing my own thing, trying to help whoever i can that wants to smoke what i'm smoking and those that DO know sativas know i keep it real, and fuck any bitch that doesn't approve. like i said, bring it to my face so i can end you bitch! bring all your butt buddies... more action for me.

if i really WERE the know it all (and i'm sure as fuck smarter than 98% of the population, fucking deal with it!) that claims are made against me, i'd just read a the fucking product description and vomit it back when i'm interested in GROWING stuff that's even better than (fuck you twat if you say it ain't so, ya lyin' sacks of shit toys) jack's cleaner 2, sweet skunk & haze x skunk. anyone that would call those 3 strains schwag is a lying sack of the lowest order because they sure as fuck no jack (pun intended) about getting high!

and, again, i never claim to know it all. if i don't know something, i don't know it and don't want to look stupid being wrong which i have been a couple times getting my info from sources like the one that said IBLs and sativas (?) or was it stabilized strains (?) were the same thing.

and yes, i HAVE done a shitload of reading. i've read all 3 canabibles a dozen times by now, re-read dozens of high times, re-read my 3 mid 80s grow guides several times and in particular cervantes' superior "indoor marijuana horticulture" which not only had more info than my other 2 guides combined, but was so far ahead of it's time that it predicted SCROGging & lowryders when everyone was still jerking off to skunk #1, northern lights #5, william's wonder & afghani in sea of green. plus, i've read almost every smoke report i can find about strains that get you high, because THC profile IS EVERYTHING and pics are wanker bullshit, so yeah, i have a fair amount of book smarts and fuck and ADD bitch that has a problem with that too cause this nerd hunts thugs for real in the streets! just sent 3 butt buddies packing with their tails between their pussy legs a week or so ago trying to play me close on my motherfucking stoop.

if you are a fellow indicrap hater, trust me, i WANT to help you grow better than what you're used to to help me undermine the greedy fuck system and statistically, at least, put a couple greedy fucks out of business. i want to share the very same kind of "this is how this SMOKES" info you can't always trust in descriptions, and most people seem to really suck at describing even a blue circle in detail, much less complex canniboid profiles. oh yeah... that's one of them big book wurds i gots like terpenes, genetic waning, & trichromes. my recollection on specifics isn't what it used to be, but there i go again, lying to make myself look good.
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Yet you morally protest the name "killing fields".

Right after you piss on corpses....
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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yo hazey you should buy some grow bags there really cheap and those cups are way to small for a flowering plant you can do a lot better with a 3 gallon grow bag but atleast you are growing.
 
hazey grapes

hazey grapes

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not growing anything now. it's too hot. i don't like the idea of grow bags indoors. they're hard to grab hold of too. besides, i already have 24 x 2 gallon heavy duty pots that should work just fine for the strains i'm working with or towards, especially with my joey weed C99 & C99 x A11 crosses

i think i might gravitate more towards lightly middy herer type strains eventually. i like the energy neutral buzz 8 miles high can offer and don't mind strains that have stones that don't get in the way of functionality.

if i had a back yard or basement, i'd do the 5 gallon thing. i'm just doing headstash, so a bit of dwarfing with strains that can take it doesn't bother me either. still learning from experience too. the next goal is SCROGging
 
Bigtacofarmer

Bigtacofarmer

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hazey grapes said:
as much as i really don't give a flying fuck about taking pics, i DID take these SPECIFICALLY to shut these lying ass pieces of shit dead in their fucking tracks, and as always, use my "trademark" columbian gold colored blanket as a backdrop for everything, though in these pics, the sodium is doing most of the gold color, but here you can SEE all the strains i said i grew this winter AND, unless you're a total fucking moron, put 2 & 2 together and come to the conclusion i might have actually fucking smoked one or two of these plants, when in fact, i'm still smoking what's left of them in dried, often browned, leaf form. yeah... livin' fucking large here now!

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the single pic is "my pride and joy" as it's the best cross i've made so far, unless some of my remaining haze skunk x C99s are viable. i call it fruity booty (super cali haze x C99) and it was fucking nice. i won't say the best in the world, because that would be a lie. sweet haze easily outclasses it, but i liked it a lot and it at least equaled everything else except jack's cleaner 2. oh, wait... JC2 is in my fucking signature. what a fucking co-incidence!

trollboy KNEW i had these pics when he made his "all of a sudden hazey's tried a bunch of new strains" claim when he stalked me to the thread where i got down and compered everything in another thread they trolled long ago.
https://www.rollitup.org/seed-strain-reviews/523272-comparison-bunch-breeders-mostly-up-5.html

when i call someone a lying sack of shit to their face, i make sure to bring STFU evidence. and not just whiny punk rants.

now believe whoever you want to believe. i've got better things to do than entertain momma's boys that don't get enough attention and that run out of crack the last week of every month.

PS i can show SEVERAL TIMES this number in seeds i've either bought or freebied since i started buying seeds around 2005. i'll be the first to admit i haven't started finishing gear until last years grow that produced fruity booty (and don't think trolls haven't used THAT TRUTH against me, when it should clearly be a sign of my HONESTY) but if i say i've smoked it, you can bet your ass i did, or someone at least told me i did. did i smoke MY kali haze? nope, but i did smoke the original. that's why i bought it and why i offered $120 for an eigth of it, because that's how much i like getting high and fucking despise getting stoned.

can i be an asshole when people start with me? you betcha! i'm honest about that too. i would kick EVERYONE'S ass on this entire site in an honesty contest. honesty only makes you enemies though sadly. well, a FEW people have shown gratitude for sharing all the info i can every chance i get. it makes it all worth while knowing i helped someone get the kind of bud trolls don't know how to grow.

hey yeah... where the fuck are YOUR PICS troll fuckers? all this talking about me, i ain't seen shit from you every toys! show me YOUR sativas! bet you can't
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If I grew these I would not even take pictures let alone post them online and pretend to know anything!
 
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bundee1

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This is what a finished plant looks like. I don't mean to be a dick and jump down your throat, but I started growing last year and I already have 4 FINISHED plants from which to give advice. You never post finished plants so how can you opine on strains when finished bud will almost always be completely different from bud picked in week 5?
 
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