The Magic Bullet Theory

[Canna Sylvan]

perhaps he was the victim of a plot by the NWO to eliminate folk music

Too bad that plan didn't work out too well. It's also a shame their plan to rid us of east and west side rap failed too.

 

[Dr Kynes]

Too bad that plan didn't work out too well. It's also a shame their plan to rid us of east and west side rap failed too.

are you suggesting that Mr Big engineered the rap beef between pac and biggie just to secure his control over the production and distribution of fake gold chains in the ghetto?

i have seen a startling resurgence in donkey chains and four finger rings lately...

 

[MellowFarmer]

I didn't vote in poll.
Joe Kennedy used his connections with organized crime to get John elected. When John made his brother Robert the AG, Robert went after organized crime and thus made enemies.
The CIA was pissed at JFK for botching the Bay of Pigs op and leaving all those CIA trained Cubans on the beach to be captured or killed.
LBJ, the Federal Reserve, Israel and J Edgar, all hated the Kennedys.
When you have that many enemies, enemies with that much power, you're a dead man.

Oswald was a patsy and he knew, albeit, too late.

So where does Nixon fit?

 

[Dr Kynes]

The mob murdered JFK.

the mob financed jfk. cosa nostra support is what won him the election.

the mob also did NOT murder robert kennedy. he was murdered by a palestinian "student" with ties to the PLO, named sirhan sirhan. ohh how ironic... i guess even in 1968 the us was a wicked evil imperialist power seeking to oppress the innocent moslems of the world with their decadent lifestyle and catholic presidents.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

The mob murdered JFK.

My grandmother thinks he commited assisted suicide because he was such a pussy who couldn't handle his back pain and didn't want to go to Catholic hell.

 

[MellowFarmer]

My grandmother thinks he commited assisted suicide because he was such a pussy who couldn't handle his back pain and didn't want to go to Catholic hell.

Suicide is a mortal sin and unless they got a priest to read his last rights in that car then he is in catholic hell... what catholic school did your grandmother go to and did they only speak latin?

 

[MellowFarmer]

the mob financed jfk. cosa nostra support is what won him the election.

the mob also did NOT murder robert kennedy. he was murdered by a palestinian "student" with ties to the PLO, named sirhan sirhan. ohh how ironic... i guess even in 1968 the us was a wicked evil imperialist power seeking to oppress the innocent moslems of the world with their decadent lifestyle and catholic presidents.

Sirhan Sirhan was a Manchurian candidate. Fact.

 

[Dr Kynes]

So where does Nixon fit?

right in between J Edgar's manboobs.

nixon and kennedy both supported tailgunner joe mcarthy's wacky communist conspiracy claims, but kennedy realized it was all just smoke and oakum while nixon began snuggling in closer to J Edgar Hoover and the boys in the red scare all boy weekend campout at the lake. by the time nixon realized that the whole thing was just an excuse to touch each other's wieners in the woods he was in too deep, and his wiener got touched. a lot. after that it was either shut up and enjoy it, or get outed as a rent boy.

yes thats right, nixon was mollested by joe mc carthy (they didnt call him tailgunner for nothing) and spent the rest of his life in denial.




note: comments iin post may be snarkier than they appear. any intimation that gayness is wrong is purely for comedic effect, and yes, j edgar hoover liked taking it in the butt.

 

[Dr Kynes]

Sirhan Sirhan was a Manchurian candidate. Fact.

sirhan was not manchurian, or a candidate. he was and is a militant islamist who worked for the PLO. Actual Fact.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

Suicide is a mortal sin and unless they got a priest to read his last rights in that car then he is in catholic hell... what catholic school did your grandmother go to and did they only speak latin?

Who ever said a family of bootlegers needed to be bright? Did he actually kill himself, even if he hired them? Besides, if he could fool the world, he fools god too! That's how christian logic seems to work, otherwise why are there proportionally more christians in prison than atheists? It takes more brains and courage to deny god than accept.

 

[MellowFarmer]

sirhan was not manchurian, or a candidate. he was and is a militant islamist who worked for the PLO. Actual Fact.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours He was an American, raised here in Cali since age 6, a christian, Eastern Orthodox I believe and from all acounts a peaceful college kid who had a fascination with hypnosis just around the time the boys over at the CIA was scouting college hypnotist events for good MKULTRA candidates- GO!

right in between J Edgar's manboobs.

nixon and kennedy both supported tailgunner joe mcarthy's wacky communist conspiracy claims, but kennedy realized it was all just smoke and oakum while nixon began snuggling in closer to J Edgar Hoover and the boys in the red scare all boy weekend campout at the lake. by the time nixon realized that the whole thing was just an excuse to touch each other's wieners in the woods he was in too deep, and his wiener got touched. a lot. after that it was either shut up and enjoy it, or get outed as a rent boy.

yes thats right, nixon was mollested by joe mc carthy (they didnt call him tailgunner for nothing) and spent the rest of his life in denial.




note: comments iin post may be snarkier than they appear. any intimation that gayness is wrong is purely for comedic effect, and yes, j edgar hoover liked taking it in the butt.

Sorry, try again... J Edgar Hoover's only crime in this at least was keeping his trap shut. Try the Bush Sr connection and follow it to Mexico where shut up cash was paid to.... ?

 

[Dr Kynes]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours He was an American, raised here in Cali since age 6, a christian, Eastern Orthodox I believe and from all acounts a peaceful college kid who had a fascination with hypnosis just around the time the boys over at the CIA was scouting college hypnotist events for good MKULTRA candidates- GO!

Sorry, try again... J Edgar Hoover's only crime in this at least was keeping his trap shut. Try the Bush Sr connection and follow it to Mexico where shut up cash was paid to.... ?

"Sirhan Bishara Sirhan was born on March 19, 1944, in Jerusalem, Palestine. Sirhan was the fifth son of Bishara and Muzher (Mary) Sirhan. When Sirhan was twelve, his family received visas to enter the United States as Palestinian refugees." source ~ http://www.paperlessarchives.com/rfk_assassination.html


"[FONT=arial, helvetica,boton-medium]A year later, a Romanian intelligence adviser assigned to the PLO headquarters in Beirut reported that Arafat and his KGB handlers were preparing a PLO commando team headed by Arafat's top deputy, Abu Jihad, to take American diplomats hostage in Khartoum, Sudan, and demand the release of Sirhan Sirhan, the Palestinian assassin of Robert Kennedy." [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica,boton-medium]~ source[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica,boton-medium][/FONT] http://www.netanyahu.org/arafatiknew.html reprinted from the wall street journal.

and the cherry on top...



MKUltra my sweet white ass.

fact is nobody knows what j edgar knew about anything, most of his personal documents are missing destroyed or still classified. where he stuck his thick sausagelike fingers would be an embarrassment to the FBI, so the truth is forever buried behind a wall of silence on J Edgar and his party dresses.

 

[deprave]

coln mustard in the library with a candle stick

 

[Dr Kynes]

coln mustard in the library with a candle stick

fuck you communist! it was miss scarlet in the conservatory with the lead pipe.

 

[MellowFarmer]

"Sirhan Bishara Sirhan was born on March 19, 1944, in Jerusalem, Palestine. Sirhan was the fifth son of Bishara and Muzher (Mary) Sirhan. When Sirhan was twelve, his family received visas to enter the United States as Palestinian refugees." source ~ http://www.paperlessarchives.com/rfk_assassination.html


"[FONT=arial, helvetica,boton-medium]A year later, a Romanian intelligence adviser assigned to the PLO headquarters in Beirut reported that Arafat and his KGB handlers were preparing a PLO commando team headed by Arafat's top deputy, Abu Jihad, to take American diplomats hostage in Khartoum, Sudan, and demand the release of Sirhan Sirhan, the Palestinian assassin of Robert Kennedy." [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica,boton-medium]~ source[/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica,boton-medium][/FONT] http://www.netanyahu.org/arafatiknew.html reprinted from the wall street journal.

and the cherry on top...

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MKUltra my sweet white ass.

fact is nobody knows what j edgar knew about anything, most of his personal documents are missing destroyed or still classified. where he stuck his thick sausagelike fingers would be an embarrassment to the FBI, so the truth is forever buried behind a wall of silence on J Edgar and his party dresses.

The only Fact I missed was 12, not 6 years old? When and how did he get so chummy with the PLO? And a flyer? come on now? birthers would have a field day with that one!

 

[Dr Kynes]

The only Fact I missed was 12, not 6 years old? When and how did he get so chummy with the PLO? And a flyer? come on now? birthers would have a field day with that one!

"A year later, a Romanian intelligence adviser assigned to the PLO headquarters in Beirut reported that Arafat and his KGB handlers were preparing a PLO commando team headed by Arafat's top deputy, Abu Jihad, to take American diplomats hostage in Khartoum, Sudan, and demand the release of Sirhan Sirhan, the Palestinian assassin of Robert Kennedy." ~ source http://www.netanyahu.org/arafatiknew.html reprinted from the wall street journal.

i guess you missed that bit. or do you propose yasser arafat concerns himself with every person from the former state of transjordan, particularly if that person is professed to be an apostate (christian) ? but g w bush personally assasinated jfk jr then used a parachute i presume... to escape the falling plane.

even doctor evil couldnt make that one fly.

 

[smok3y1]

the mob financed jfk. cosa nostra support is what won him the election.

the mob also did NOT murder robert kennedy. he was murdered by a palestinian "student" with ties to the PLO, named sirhan sirhan. ohh how ironic... i guess even in 1968 the us was a wicked evil imperialist power seeking to oppress the innocent moslems of the world with their decadent lifestyle and catholic presidents.

You seem to forget the US role in arming Israel before 1968 but yeah like MellowFarmer said he was a Manchurian candidate. Most likely by Israel since Israel has a history of covert operations for example U.S.S Liberty where they attacked a US ship and attempted to blame it on Egypt. Of course if they were successful you would be talking about how evil Muslims are and look at what Egypt did to the US.
[video=youtube;gkh9Lmh4RVs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkh9Lmh4RVs[/video]

 

[MellowFarmer]

"A year later, a Romanian intelligence adviser assigned to the PLO headquarters in Beirut reported that Arafat and his KGB handlers were preparing a PLO commando team headed by Arafat's top deputy, Abu Jihad, to take American diplomats hostage in Khartoum, Sudan, and demand the release of Sirhan Sirhan, the Palestinian assassin of Robert Kennedy." ~ source http://www.netanyahu.org/arafatiknew.html reprinted from the wall street journal.

i guess you missed that bit. or do you propose yasser arafat concerns himself with every person from the former state of transjordan, particularly if that person is professed to be an apostate (christian) ? but g w bush personally assasinated jfk jr then used a parachute i presume... to escape the falling plane.

even doctor evil couldnt make that one fly.

Of course! Why not take credit?! Are you serious?

 

[MellowFarmer]

Of course! Why not take credit?! Are you serious?

Osama took cred for 911~!

Which brings me to why I started the thread. Now that you folks all seem to agree at least to the fact our gov lied about the Kennedy Assignation is the fact they lied about 911 so far fetched?

 

[Canna Sylvan]

MK Ultra was just an excuse for CIA agents, like Dubbya, to do massive amounts of LSD that would've made Timothy Leary blush.