UncleNasty
Active Member
Stick the sour cream up her ass and get the chips ready
My ex did enjoy putting lollipops inside my....... Not gonna lie I liked watching him suck on it....
But i'm with the others, veggies and any other weird object can cause infections, I personaly disinfect all my toys after eah use and safely put them away in their storage case. LOL most toys are dishwasher safe
lmfao, just had the vision of opening a dishwasher full of dildos...
too funny!!!
Wow only 7 minutes to run to your bedroom and grab al the dildo's, not bad.. I would add a plate or two in there so you don't get wierd looks from dinner guests.
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No no no, and no. You? lolDo any of you ever involve food in your sex life?
Have you ever had sex with a banana peel or used a ear of corn as a dildo
One of my favorite movies ever.
TAKE ME TA JAIL!
LOCK ME UP!
THROW AWAY THE KEY!
I AIN'T AFRAID TO FUCK SOMEBODY IN HIS ASS!
Next time try the other end of the bottle.Years ago in high school I was with this girl that was a bit freaky. (Damn I miss that girl...LOL) Her favorite was ice cubes in her hoochie when we had sex, good by me!!! All my Pepsi's were ordered with "extra ice" when she was with me.
Once we drank a bottle of her parents Champagne while getting our grove on. After the Champagne was gone I used the bottle as a sex toy on her. She seemed to enjoy it (well she enjoyed all of it, like I said she was a bit freaky), but after a few moments with the bottle, I couldn't get it out of her, it created a vacuum/suction and the damn thing was stuck. We eventually got it unstuck, but it did some damage to her and she needed to see a doctor.
I like the Star-burst thing, guess I need to try that one with the wife.
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This made me laugh so hard I spilled coffee on my leg.Stick the sour cream up her ass and get the chips ready
That's her problem, it's not my vaginaI have heard that by mixing sugar and vagina you can make your own yeast infection.
Clearly this is a risk reward scenario.