Sir Stickybuds
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Smoke report #1
Breeder: TGA
Strain: Dairy Queen AKA DANK#1
Lineage if known: UK Cheese X C99
Grower: Speaks
Judge: same
Type (sativa/indica ratio): 70/30
EYE APPEAL
<6-8> Density
<10> Aroma
COMMENTS:
Variances in Phenotypes are a bit of a pain in the arse but the end product makes up for it.
SMOKE REPORT
<7-9> Potency
<8> Taste
<6> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<5> Indica Influence
<5> Sativa Influence
<1-4> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)
<1-2> Duration (In hours)
<?> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<8> Overall Satisfaction
COMMENTS:
High Description: Body/frontal lobe
Smell: Absolute Stank, varied from Roadkill Skunk to Floral Skunk
Taste: Tart sweet skunk
Medical Effects:
<6> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
Nah Ill run a few more now that I know what to look for in terms of phenotypes
FINAL COMMENTS:
Ok first off Ill start by explaining my ratings. I was basing the results on 4 plants all flowered at the same size and given the same coco and the same food. All things being equal the variances in phenotypes was a tad tricky to decipher. All plants being untopped there was one phenotype that didnt side branch at all, zip, in the end it was a single cola 12 long with the odd offshoot lower down. This Phenotype well call ROADKILL because it smelled so foul it reminded me a lot of a roadkill skunk I grew in 90-92 . Yeild was disappointing coming in at a whopping 10grams for a 14 plant LOL but the herb from this plant was UNFUNKIN REAL, Instant buzz that whacked your frontal lobe and made thought kinda hard and gave you that squishing headband feeling. Taste was pure skunk and rather creamy. RED EYE EXTREME from this, no idea why I never get real red eyes any more but this gave me spooky eye. Kinda sad I didnt get a cut of this now but with it only giving me 10grams I woulda passed no matter how special, still takes up room .. The other three phenos all took on your typical Christmas tree stature but varied in bud structure, One was tight and looked quite like a Space queen in many ways, another was foxtail city with calyxs stacking everywhere, the third was a rock hard tight HUGE calyxs that looked like an old school skunk . Smells on these ranged from Skunk to close to the road kill but most of the nastiness was hidden by the typical sweet Cindy smell. Buzz profiles on these range from a great daytime smoke for the Spacequeen looking pheno to a great bedtime smoke for the foxtaily lady. The Tight huge calyx plant is still in bloom and should be ready in a week or two so give me a month for a comp. Overall a great cross, although if your looking for phenotypical stability its probably not going to be your cup of tea. If what your looking for is a unique hybrid that unlocks some of the closest to ROADKILL SKUNK genes Ive came across since the early 90s then this is your girl. There are going to be some killer gems in this cross mark ol'Speaks words friends. Stanky Dank for sure and well worth the space again, 5 more just sprouted in the nursery, Peace.
Speaks
Smoke report #2
Breeder: subcool/TGA seeds
Strain: Dairy Queen
Lineage if known: UK cheese x C99
Grower: PurpleWrek
Judge:same
Type (sativa/indica ratio): Mostly sativa dominate
EYE APPEAL
<6> Density
<9> Aroma
COMMENTS: The buds are not dense but are not fluffy they are kind of spongy if that makes any sense. When you squeeze them they just expand back to the way it was. The smells are wonderful I have 3 phenos and will try to give my opinion on each.
SMOKE REPORT
<5-8> Potency- The numbers are for 3 diffrent phenos i'll go more into that in a minute. "X" i give a 5, "Y" i give a 8, and "Z" i give a 6 1/2.
<9> Taste- all taste very good just one is better by far than the others.
<7> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<3> Indica Influence
<7> Sativa Influence
<2-6> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)- same as above.
<3-5> Duration (In hours)
<5> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<7> Overall Satisfaction
COMMENTS: I really love the taste of all three but "Y" is the clear cut favorite it has potency and flavor that is very good. The potency nubers went up because of "Y".
High Description: "X" is all head with a slight body high that does not hit you hard but it gets you high. "Y" this high is very nice it hits you fast and hard after smoking this one I felt like I had taken some pain pills. It has a narcotic high just completely relaxes you.
"Z" This one has the most indica infuence of them all. The body high is intense for about an hour then starts to fade.
Smell: "X" sweet skunk, "Y" tropical skunk candy, "Z" tropical fruit salad with a slight funk.
Taste: "X" all skunk it reminds me of the old school skunk that used to be aaround. "Y" this one is just like it smells it is like eating a tropical candy after a skunk sprayed it, very nice. "Z" it is al fruit you get hints of many friut but mosty pineapple.
Medical Effects:"Y" is the only one that relaxes me for while you smoke some and forget about everything for a couple of hours.
<7> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
<?> YES "Y" is the keeper if you find this pheno it's wonderful.
<?> NO
FINAL COMMENTS: "X" and "Z" are good smoke just not as strong as I would like but the good thing about these was that I had more than just them. And "Y" is a winner in my book very good meds and it was the best looking plant the entire grow.
"X"
Smoke report #3
Dairy Queen
Product:- Cheese x Space Queen
Breeder:- TGA
Availability:- Seed
Overall Rating:- 8 on a 1-10
Potency:- 8 on a 1-10
Yield:- Average to low, I imagine if you train more you could get more from her.
Ease of Grow: 9 on a 1-10 no problems at all
Appearance:- 9 on a 1-10 nuggs are covered with trich's. One even has slight purple highlights.
Odor:- It has a funk, not one for the stealth grow. it sticks to ya too.
Taste:- Hard to explain not really completely cured yet. Pheno 4 is fruity cheese all the way. My first real clue at what a cheese cross taste like. Pheno 2 is more Space Queen dominate, still funky but more fruity.
Effect:-This stuff is a real clear headed high, excellent wake and bake smoke. I could smoke this all day. It will get ya giggly and a little silly though, great uplifting feeling.
Cure Time:- 1 week so far
Stature:-classic stretchy sativa, best bet is to top it early and often
Indoor / Outdoor:- Indoor
Odor of Grow:- Strong scent
Smell:-B.O. funky poo smelling sweet stuff
Amount of Buds Consumed:About a quarter so far.
Germ. Rate:- 4 out of 5 seeds germed
Phenotype:- i have two noticeably different types. One definitely more cheesy and Sativaish buds.
Recommended:- I liked it a lot but for those looking for the stuck stone this one is not for you.
Vegetation Wattage Used:- 400w MH
Vegetation Time:- 3 to 4 Weeks
Cloning:-No cloning issues
Fertilization Used:- Botanicare Power Plant and Cal Mag
Bloom Wattage Used:- 1600w HPS
Flower Time:- 8-9 weeks
Grow Style:- top early and often to get the most out of her.
Average Plant Height:- 4 feet
Average Yield per Plant:-I would say this one is not the biggest yeilder. I would guess about 2 ounces.
Fertilization Used:-Botanicar PBP soil, Grape Sweet, Cal Mag, Silica Blast, Kool Bloom and Liquid Karma.
Breeder: TGA Subcool
Strain: Dairy Queen
Lineage if known: cheese x c-99
Grower:me
Judge: Me
Type (sativa/indica ratio): 60/40
EYE APPEAL
<7> Density
<9> Aroma
COMMENTS:
I have two different pheno's of the DQ. One being smaller sized but dense compact nuggets and a mustier stank. The other a little more Sativa, with some foxtailing and a more of a sweet smell
SMOKE REPORT
<7.5> Potency
<8> Taste
<9> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<4> Indica Influence
<7> Sativa Influence
<2> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)
<2> Duration (In hours)
<5> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<8> Overall Satisfaction
High Description: While this doesn't kick my ass, it makes me happy. It's feel good smoke. The DQ 2 has some stone on it though, kinda confuses ya.
Smell: Stinky, Stinky with a hint of fruitiness
Taste:It taste just like it smells to me, with the DQ 4 having like a lemon funk, almost reminds me of the Super Lemon Haze. One of those that taste good to the last hit.
Medical Effects: definitely takes the blues away, antidepressant, good for appitite stimulation without feeling glued to the couch.
<7> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
<x> YES depend on your taste really, I like it some may not.
<> NO
FINAL COMMENTS:Well this is my first time at attempting a smoke report and I get lost for words a little, I will get better. The Dairy Queen was my third attempt at growing a cheese cross and the first time I got cheese and I am ready for more. I have some high hopes for the Jungle Mantis now.
Smoke report #4
Breeder: subcool
Strain: dank 1 aka dairy queen
Lineage if known: cheese x cindy 99
Grower: petey mcenroe
Judge: petey mcenroe
Type (sativa/indica ratio): sativa dom
EYE APPEAL
<7> Density
<5> Aroma
COMMENTS: very light smell. kinda sweet kinda candy with a slight smell simaler to the cheese i got in oakland
SMOKE REPORT
<5> Potency
<6> Taste
<8> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<1> Indica Influence
<9> Sativa Influence
<3> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)
<2> Duration (In hours)
<8> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<4> Overall Satisfaction
COMMENTS: well it did taste nice, but for the high, it did produce the floaty detached head high i like the first few times i smoked it, but that didnt last.
High Description:
Smell: candy/sweet/funk
Taste: light and sweet
Medical Effects:
<no> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
<> YES
<x> NO
FINAL COMMENTS: i really though i would have better effects because i just came off a 6 week break from smokeing. this pheno will be ran again because i do have a clone in the veg cab, but i wont take cuts from it. i do have a second pheno in the flower cab right now bout 12 days from harvest. that one smells better and is much frostier. sorry if i upset anyone with this smoke report, but i have to be honest. i did not like my first run of dank 1.
Smoke report #5
Pheno 1: Although the nugs were all on the small size, they were incredibly dense and oh so frosty that from looks you might say she's spacebomb-ish. At first taste she had a similar taste to tiny I thought, kind of that amplified SQ taste but after curing it has subsided to more of a NECCO wafer candy taste, very soft light flavor. She is more potent than my other pheno and the high hits you hard from the first hit and has the cindy type soaring high. If only she had a real funk to her she would be a keeper for sure. Pheno 2: She started off smelling like Norstar's description of "tropical cheese" but then lost the lil bit of funk to her and was all cindy sweet smelling, just like skittles I'd say. Very easy to trim too.
Smoke report #6
Thought I'd share my DQ photos here - she went 63 days with 2 days dark and produced a lovely smoke with a really funky combo of flavours, mostly spicy pepper, rubber and candy. Solid stretch and really quite a good yielder, no nute issues of note. I think this one was more of a C99 pheno, but I've not smoked straight C99
Smoke report #7
Dairy Queen I like alot some of the nicest and easiest MJ i have ever grown
Takes just about everything I could throw at her...Alot of variation in this strain tho
I think so far only one of the phenos interests me (however could change after smoke tests)
But so far I really only am interested in keeping the tall/lanky pheno for personal smoke
I have never grown a plant as frosty as her, medium yielder as well..Has tropical cheesyness to the extreme...looks absolutely delicious
Turning reddish in the final stages of flower
DAIRY QUEEN
DQ is a great strain hearty and Ez to grow..the way I like em
Everyone who has tried DQ raves on the taste and the buzz ain't too bad either
Would be happy to grow her out again and will since I cloned the hell out of my resin plant..However I do believe there are prolly better cheese strains available
The bud smells of kinda cream cheese kinda best I can say...In a dube it tastes milky and silky very nice
Great bud density hard but not overly hard...excellent bag appeal as well
Smoke report #8
.Well what to say bout this gal....
outta all i trimmed this is the only stuff my lady bitched about. the smell was like a pungent liquid minit minus the mint smell. super pungent pearcing sweet fruit smell that really hurts your head as you trim. tad bit of orange on a few and the rest were kinda fruity smellin.
1 thing is for sure. it is DANK!
the smoke report on it goes as follows:
shit was some greasy ass THICK textured pot. really meaty rough pot, not delicate or fragile. was greasy stuff. my fav type of texture
the smell....
hands down....
smelled identical to bubblegum!!
i went to my brothers house, his roommate had a jar of some bubblegum from the club, i busted out my jar n go. wanna smell what real bubblegum smells like?
showed him the jar n he bout flipped his wig. soooo bubblegum of a smell it was unreal. str8 owned his club jar 10x over
hahahha
smoked good. got me real high. id grow it again cus i love the texture n resin content. the bubblegum smell was really new to me too. i liked it
mini
Smoke report #9
t'd be rather stanky ... a few days ago it was like rotten dead mouse .... but that has sorta gone now, maybe it'll be back, I dunno. new strain for me. Mostly inexperienced with lots of different strains so anything is fascinating and new to me!
The upside - this stuff is NUCLEAR. I realize that I am a lightweight smoker, and that my experience is rather limited given consideration for the explosion of strains .... regardless of that ... this is mind-melting stuff .... even in its early days .... I cannot believe what she will be at full maturity .... tie me down, I'm a hangin on for the ride!
I seem to have put this girl through pretty much everything and anything I shouldn't have and she continues to power through my ineptness. I did not expect the dark black purpling of the leaves. Very frosty, pungent, and I do expect that the final mature, dried and cured buddage will be most satisfying
Smoke Report #10
My guy FirstTime tested these a while back and we had like 4 different phenos! 3 of those phenos are awesome pot but like u said the taller frostier pheno was by far the best and its been coined tropical cheese! Hope u found that lady!!! I ve smoked quit a bit of uk cheese now cuz we also have that and sub did a great job producing a cheezt hybrid that rocks the mind! Have fun theres also a really nice yeilding pheno that smells like hawaaiin punch and its potency is also up there! Ull know this pheno cuz it will by far outyeild the rest!
Smoke Report #11
I have tried three pheno's so far and have 3 more to try. One was a great mix of cindy and cheese I really feel it is a 50 50 none dominating one or the other. One is cheese dom with a very potent taste but at the same time i can tell it isnt just cheese but a nice punch of flavor from the added cindy. The third that i have tried is my favorite. It is very white and smells alot like herer...cant really explain it but it is very special. You know not all like herer it does smell very bomb/fruity so there is cindy...? I really love this cross and I believe no matter what pheno it will be a treat to take in.
Pheno report
#1 58 days, one of the chunkiest phenos I got out of the dank1's and the least like the cheese imo. Smells like pixie stix or sour candy. I took a tester at 51 days and it hits you hard, right away. My GF did not like it, too potent made her feel woozy. I am excited to smoke it a week later to see how potent it is now!
#2 60 days, had a nice tree shaped plant that faded out nicer than any of the others. She smells very tropical, pineapple with sweet lime undertones. Maybe the best smelling plant out of the 7.
#3 60 days, had fat calyxes and all around meaty buds. Great looking plant, reminds me of the dq1 that is the heavy hitter. She has a creamy mango smell, very sweet but not pure fruit. She should yield well and I hope the smell translates into taste.
#4 60 days, Awesome looking girl with waxy leaves, she flopped all over with the weight of the buds towards the end. This is the other contender for best smell, soooo tropical fruit like passion fruit drink, but with a sharp citrus smell. Almost minty. Very dank plant
#5 60 days, Biggest calyxes of any plant I have ever grown, stacked vertically like stay-puft marshmallow pot. She grew smaller than the other girls and is the only one that had a skunkiness to her. Very skunky but with fruit still in the mix. I have only smoked the cheese once and it was an ok outdoor sample but I imagine that this is a fine representation of the two parents.
#6 60 days, Good structure and a good fade, this one will hopefully taste just like it smells. A very sweet, intense bubblegum fruit smell comes through that I can almost taste now. Very resinous but may be one of the lowest yielders. Can't always have your ice cream cake and eat it too!
#7 69 days, This was the only one to come down after day 60 and she has a real nice mix of amber trichs, should be pretty stoney. She has a real skunky sharp sour fruit smell to her. Medium density but pretty loose bud structure.
All phenos are considered keepers but I can't keep em all. Dairy Queen is a fine TGA selection that gave me excellent results across the board. All were different but only slightly, with the 2 main phenos showing their faces very clearly.
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Smoke report #1
Breeder: TGA
Strain: Dairy Queen AKA DANK#1
Lineage if known: UK Cheese X C99
Grower: Speaks
Judge: same
Type (sativa/indica ratio): 70/30
EYE APPEAL
<6-8> Density
<10> Aroma
COMMENTS:
Variances in Phenotypes are a bit of a pain in the arse but the end product makes up for it.
SMOKE REPORT
<7-9> Potency
<8> Taste
<6> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<5> Indica Influence
<5> Sativa Influence
<1-4> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)
<1-2> Duration (In hours)
<?> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<8> Overall Satisfaction
COMMENTS:
High Description: Body/frontal lobe
Smell: Absolute Stank, varied from Roadkill Skunk to Floral Skunk
Taste: Tart sweet skunk
Medical Effects:
<6> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
Nah Ill run a few more now that I know what to look for in terms of phenotypes
FINAL COMMENTS:
Ok first off Ill start by explaining my ratings. I was basing the results on 4 plants all flowered at the same size and given the same coco and the same food. All things being equal the variances in phenotypes was a tad tricky to decipher. All plants being untopped there was one phenotype that didnt side branch at all, zip, in the end it was a single cola 12 long with the odd offshoot lower down. This Phenotype well call ROADKILL because it smelled so foul it reminded me a lot of a roadkill skunk I grew in 90-92 . Yeild was disappointing coming in at a whopping 10grams for a 14 plant LOL but the herb from this plant was UNFUNKIN REAL, Instant buzz that whacked your frontal lobe and made thought kinda hard and gave you that squishing headband feeling. Taste was pure skunk and rather creamy. RED EYE EXTREME from this, no idea why I never get real red eyes any more but this gave me spooky eye. Kinda sad I didnt get a cut of this now but with it only giving me 10grams I woulda passed no matter how special, still takes up room .. The other three phenos all took on your typical Christmas tree stature but varied in bud structure, One was tight and looked quite like a Space queen in many ways, another was foxtail city with calyxs stacking everywhere, the third was a rock hard tight HUGE calyxs that looked like an old school skunk . Smells on these ranged from Skunk to close to the road kill but most of the nastiness was hidden by the typical sweet Cindy smell. Buzz profiles on these range from a great daytime smoke for the Spacequeen looking pheno to a great bedtime smoke for the foxtaily lady. The Tight huge calyx plant is still in bloom and should be ready in a week or two so give me a month for a comp. Overall a great cross, although if your looking for phenotypical stability its probably not going to be your cup of tea. If what your looking for is a unique hybrid that unlocks some of the closest to ROADKILL SKUNK genes Ive came across since the early 90s then this is your girl. There are going to be some killer gems in this cross mark ol'Speaks words friends. Stanky Dank for sure and well worth the space again, 5 more just sprouted in the nursery, Peace.
Speaks
Smoke report #2
Breeder: subcool/TGA seeds
Strain: Dairy Queen
Lineage if known: UK cheese x C99
Grower: PurpleWrek
Judge:same
Type (sativa/indica ratio): Mostly sativa dominate
EYE APPEAL
<6> Density
<9> Aroma
COMMENTS: The buds are not dense but are not fluffy they are kind of spongy if that makes any sense. When you squeeze them they just expand back to the way it was. The smells are wonderful I have 3 phenos and will try to give my opinion on each.
SMOKE REPORT
<5-8> Potency- The numbers are for 3 diffrent phenos i'll go more into that in a minute. "X" i give a 5, "Y" i give a 8, and "Z" i give a 6 1/2.
<9> Taste- all taste very good just one is better by far than the others.
<7> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<3> Indica Influence
<7> Sativa Influence
<2-6> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)- same as above.
<3-5> Duration (In hours)
<5> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<7> Overall Satisfaction
COMMENTS: I really love the taste of all three but "Y" is the clear cut favorite it has potency and flavor that is very good. The potency nubers went up because of "Y".
High Description: "X" is all head with a slight body high that does not hit you hard but it gets you high. "Y" this high is very nice it hits you fast and hard after smoking this one I felt like I had taken some pain pills. It has a narcotic high just completely relaxes you.
"Z" This one has the most indica infuence of them all. The body high is intense for about an hour then starts to fade.
Smell: "X" sweet skunk, "Y" tropical skunk candy, "Z" tropical fruit salad with a slight funk.
Taste: "X" all skunk it reminds me of the old school skunk that used to be aaround. "Y" this one is just like it smells it is like eating a tropical candy after a skunk sprayed it, very nice. "Z" it is al fruit you get hints of many friut but mosty pineapple.
Medical Effects:"Y" is the only one that relaxes me for while you smoke some and forget about everything for a couple of hours.
<7> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
<?> YES "Y" is the keeper if you find this pheno it's wonderful.
<?> NO
FINAL COMMENTS: "X" and "Z" are good smoke just not as strong as I would like but the good thing about these was that I had more than just them. And "Y" is a winner in my book very good meds and it was the best looking plant the entire grow.
"X"
Smoke report #3
Dairy Queen
Product:- Cheese x Space Queen
Breeder:- TGA
Availability:- Seed
Overall Rating:- 8 on a 1-10
Potency:- 8 on a 1-10
Yield:- Average to low, I imagine if you train more you could get more from her.
Ease of Grow: 9 on a 1-10 no problems at all
Appearance:- 9 on a 1-10 nuggs are covered with trich's. One even has slight purple highlights.
Odor:- It has a funk, not one for the stealth grow. it sticks to ya too.
Taste:- Hard to explain not really completely cured yet. Pheno 4 is fruity cheese all the way. My first real clue at what a cheese cross taste like. Pheno 2 is more Space Queen dominate, still funky but more fruity.
Effect:-This stuff is a real clear headed high, excellent wake and bake smoke. I could smoke this all day. It will get ya giggly and a little silly though, great uplifting feeling.
Cure Time:- 1 week so far
Stature:-classic stretchy sativa, best bet is to top it early and often
Indoor / Outdoor:- Indoor
Odor of Grow:- Strong scent
Smell:-B.O. funky poo smelling sweet stuff
Amount of Buds Consumed:About a quarter so far.
Germ. Rate:- 4 out of 5 seeds germed
Phenotype:- i have two noticeably different types. One definitely more cheesy and Sativaish buds.
Recommended:- I liked it a lot but for those looking for the stuck stone this one is not for you.
Vegetation Wattage Used:- 400w MH
Vegetation Time:- 3 to 4 Weeks
Cloning:-No cloning issues
Fertilization Used:- Botanicare Power Plant and Cal Mag
Bloom Wattage Used:- 1600w HPS
Flower Time:- 8-9 weeks
Grow Style:- top early and often to get the most out of her.
Average Plant Height:- 4 feet
Average Yield per Plant:-I would say this one is not the biggest yeilder. I would guess about 2 ounces.
Fertilization Used:-Botanicar PBP soil, Grape Sweet, Cal Mag, Silica Blast, Kool Bloom and Liquid Karma.
Breeder: TGA Subcool
Strain: Dairy Queen
Lineage if known: cheese x c-99
Grower:me
Judge: Me
Type (sativa/indica ratio): 60/40
EYE APPEAL
<7> Density
<9> Aroma
COMMENTS:
I have two different pheno's of the DQ. One being smaller sized but dense compact nuggets and a mustier stank. The other a little more Sativa, with some foxtailing and a more of a sweet smell
SMOKE REPORT
<7.5> Potency
<8> Taste
<9> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<4> Indica Influence
<7> Sativa Influence
<2> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)
<2> Duration (In hours)
<5> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<8> Overall Satisfaction
High Description: While this doesn't kick my ass, it makes me happy. It's feel good smoke. The DQ 2 has some stone on it though, kinda confuses ya.
Smell: Stinky, Stinky with a hint of fruitiness
Taste:It taste just like it smells to me, with the DQ 4 having like a lemon funk, almost reminds me of the Super Lemon Haze. One of those that taste good to the last hit.
Medical Effects: definitely takes the blues away, antidepressant, good for appitite stimulation without feeling glued to the couch.
<7> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
<x> YES depend on your taste really, I like it some may not.
<> NO
FINAL COMMENTS:Well this is my first time at attempting a smoke report and I get lost for words a little, I will get better. The Dairy Queen was my third attempt at growing a cheese cross and the first time I got cheese and I am ready for more. I have some high hopes for the Jungle Mantis now.
Smoke report #4
Breeder: subcool
Strain: dank 1 aka dairy queen
Lineage if known: cheese x cindy 99
Grower: petey mcenroe
Judge: petey mcenroe
Type (sativa/indica ratio): sativa dom
EYE APPEAL
<7> Density
<5> Aroma
COMMENTS: very light smell. kinda sweet kinda candy with a slight smell simaler to the cheese i got in oakland
SMOKE REPORT
<5> Potency
<6> Taste
<8> Smoothness (1 = harsh 10 = smooth)
<1> Indica Influence
<9> Sativa Influence
<3> Effect Onset (1 = immediate 10 = super creeper)
<2> Duration (In hours)
<8> Tolerance Buildup (1 = slow 10 = fast)
<4> Overall Satisfaction
COMMENTS: well it did taste nice, but for the high, it did produce the floaty detached head high i like the first few times i smoked it, but that didnt last.
High Description:
Smell: candy/sweet/funk
Taste: light and sweet
Medical Effects:
<no> Medicinal Strength
KEEPER?
<> YES
<x> NO
FINAL COMMENTS: i really though i would have better effects because i just came off a 6 week break from smokeing. this pheno will be ran again because i do have a clone in the veg cab, but i wont take cuts from it. i do have a second pheno in the flower cab right now bout 12 days from harvest. that one smells better and is much frostier. sorry if i upset anyone with this smoke report, but i have to be honest. i did not like my first run of dank 1.
Smoke report #5
Pheno 1: Although the nugs were all on the small size, they were incredibly dense and oh so frosty that from looks you might say she's spacebomb-ish. At first taste she had a similar taste to tiny I thought, kind of that amplified SQ taste but after curing it has subsided to more of a NECCO wafer candy taste, very soft light flavor. She is more potent than my other pheno and the high hits you hard from the first hit and has the cindy type soaring high. If only she had a real funk to her she would be a keeper for sure. Pheno 2: She started off smelling like Norstar's description of "tropical cheese" but then lost the lil bit of funk to her and was all cindy sweet smelling, just like skittles I'd say. Very easy to trim too.
Smoke report #6
Thought I'd share my DQ photos here - she went 63 days with 2 days dark and produced a lovely smoke with a really funky combo of flavours, mostly spicy pepper, rubber and candy. Solid stretch and really quite a good yielder, no nute issues of note. I think this one was more of a C99 pheno, but I've not smoked straight C99
Smoke report #7
Dairy Queen I like alot some of the nicest and easiest MJ i have ever grown
Takes just about everything I could throw at her...Alot of variation in this strain tho
I think so far only one of the phenos interests me (however could change after smoke tests)
But so far I really only am interested in keeping the tall/lanky pheno for personal smoke
I have never grown a plant as frosty as her, medium yielder as well..Has tropical cheesyness to the extreme...looks absolutely delicious
Turning reddish in the final stages of flower
DAIRY QUEEN
DQ is a great strain hearty and Ez to grow..the way I like em
Everyone who has tried DQ raves on the taste and the buzz ain't too bad either
Would be happy to grow her out again and will since I cloned the hell out of my resin plant..However I do believe there are prolly better cheese strains available
The bud smells of kinda cream cheese kinda best I can say...In a dube it tastes milky and silky very nice
Great bud density hard but not overly hard...excellent bag appeal as well
Smoke report #8
.Well what to say bout this gal....
outta all i trimmed this is the only stuff my lady bitched about. the smell was like a pungent liquid minit minus the mint smell. super pungent pearcing sweet fruit smell that really hurts your head as you trim. tad bit of orange on a few and the rest were kinda fruity smellin.
1 thing is for sure. it is DANK!
the smoke report on it goes as follows:
shit was some greasy ass THICK textured pot. really meaty rough pot, not delicate or fragile. was greasy stuff. my fav type of texture
the smell....
hands down....
smelled identical to bubblegum!!
i went to my brothers house, his roommate had a jar of some bubblegum from the club, i busted out my jar n go. wanna smell what real bubblegum smells like?
showed him the jar n he bout flipped his wig. soooo bubblegum of a smell it was unreal. str8 owned his club jar 10x over
hahahha
smoked good. got me real high. id grow it again cus i love the texture n resin content. the bubblegum smell was really new to me too. i liked it
mini
Smoke report #9
t'd be rather stanky ... a few days ago it was like rotten dead mouse .... but that has sorta gone now, maybe it'll be back, I dunno. new strain for me. Mostly inexperienced with lots of different strains so anything is fascinating and new to me!
The upside - this stuff is NUCLEAR. I realize that I am a lightweight smoker, and that my experience is rather limited given consideration for the explosion of strains .... regardless of that ... this is mind-melting stuff .... even in its early days .... I cannot believe what she will be at full maturity .... tie me down, I'm a hangin on for the ride!
I seem to have put this girl through pretty much everything and anything I shouldn't have and she continues to power through my ineptness. I did not expect the dark black purpling of the leaves. Very frosty, pungent, and I do expect that the final mature, dried and cured buddage will be most satisfying
Smoke Report #10
My guy FirstTime tested these a while back and we had like 4 different phenos! 3 of those phenos are awesome pot but like u said the taller frostier pheno was by far the best and its been coined tropical cheese! Hope u found that lady!!! I ve smoked quit a bit of uk cheese now cuz we also have that and sub did a great job producing a cheezt hybrid that rocks the mind! Have fun theres also a really nice yeilding pheno that smells like hawaaiin punch and its potency is also up there! Ull know this pheno cuz it will by far outyeild the rest!
Smoke Report #11
I have tried three pheno's so far and have 3 more to try. One was a great mix of cindy and cheese I really feel it is a 50 50 none dominating one or the other. One is cheese dom with a very potent taste but at the same time i can tell it isnt just cheese but a nice punch of flavor from the added cindy. The third that i have tried is my favorite. It is very white and smells alot like herer...cant really explain it but it is very special. You know not all like herer it does smell very bomb/fruity so there is cindy...? I really love this cross and I believe no matter what pheno it will be a treat to take in.
Pheno report
#1 58 days, one of the chunkiest phenos I got out of the dank1's and the least like the cheese imo. Smells like pixie stix or sour candy. I took a tester at 51 days and it hits you hard, right away. My GF did not like it, too potent made her feel woozy. I am excited to smoke it a week later to see how potent it is now!
#2 60 days, had a nice tree shaped plant that faded out nicer than any of the others. She smells very tropical, pineapple with sweet lime undertones. Maybe the best smelling plant out of the 7.
#3 60 days, had fat calyxes and all around meaty buds. Great looking plant, reminds me of the dq1 that is the heavy hitter. She has a creamy mango smell, very sweet but not pure fruit. She should yield well and I hope the smell translates into taste.
#4 60 days, Awesome looking girl with waxy leaves, she flopped all over with the weight of the buds towards the end. This is the other contender for best smell, soooo tropical fruit like passion fruit drink, but with a sharp citrus smell. Almost minty. Very dank plant
#5 60 days, Biggest calyxes of any plant I have ever grown, stacked vertically like stay-puft marshmallow pot. She grew smaller than the other girls and is the only one that had a skunkiness to her. Very skunky but with fruit still in the mix. I have only smoked the cheese once and it was an ok outdoor sample but I imagine that this is a fine representation of the two parents.
#6 60 days, Good structure and a good fade, this one will hopefully taste just like it smells. A very sweet, intense bubblegum fruit smell comes through that I can almost taste now. Very resinous but may be one of the lowest yielders. Can't always have your ice cream cake and eat it too!
#7 69 days, This was the only one to come down after day 60 and she has a real nice mix of amber trichs, should be pretty stoney. She has a real skunky sharp sour fruit smell to her. Medium density but pretty loose bud structure.
All phenos are considered keepers but I can't keep em all. Dairy Queen is a fine TGA selection that gave me excellent results across the board. All were different but only slightly, with the 2 main phenos showing their faces very clearly.
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