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DST

DST

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Chinese on a hangover, just the thought make me want to hurl, lol.....Sounds like a Champion time geez, lmao.
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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I still hurt. Hardly slept, there's been a bloody pork chopper in the sky round the estate for the last 3 hours. That and my body clock now thinks its nocturnal.

Thank god my lass is back soon & I'm not at work today.
 
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Hemlock

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Don Gin and Ton said:
sweet baby jesus I'm in a bad way. i want me mam to come round, hug me and tell me it's going to be ok.

stag do was epic. ball and chain was well received til we told him the only key was with his fiance in magaluf on the hen do :shock: all went well till the groom was arseholed and then it was a chore. he was fall down drunk anyway but it definitely didn't help.

his brothers turned up and said right were ringing him a stripper she'll be here in half hour. seriously this girl took liberties, belted him a good few times across the arse and back, did the strip then licked the neck of a bottle of becks and shoved it up his bum. he was fucking shell shocked. we all were. he had to ring his father in law to be in the morning to ask if it was still ok to marry his daughter!

we were refused into several bars till one of the party went ahead and asked two doormen if we could take him in their gaff, they said aye as long as he's ok and you take care of him. we got him in, he spilled a full pint down a lass at the bar and we got chucked out.

6 of us had to carry him and the bloody ball n chain across the main road outside central station with him and his pants down round his ankles to get him in a taxi. the drivers were not having any of it.

had to cut him out the shackles to stop him destroying the lads house.

been on the drink the rest of the weekend had a less than 6 hours kip all weekend. i'm a wreck as are most of the others, the stag has a couple of cracked ribs from falling down.

i am adding jager bombs to the list f things i will never drink again
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LMFAO....Oh Donny, nights in the toon! Get well lad.
Glad to hear bout ya mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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3days on it grabbing the odd twitchy moment of shut eye on sofas. my backs knacking. turning 30 in a fortnight id say im gettin too old for this
 
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mad dog bark

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its wen ya bladder stops working i will worry chaps,
age can take my hair,teeth ,tight skin and my pride over the future years but a mans gotta b able 2 b in control his toilet time haha
 
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Hemlock

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Don Gin and Ton said:
3days on it grabbing the odd twitchy moment of shut eye on sofas. my backs knacking. turning 30 in a fortnight id say im gettin too old for this
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or your gettin damn close..LOL.....OK got a question for ya Don. if my man doesn't make the cut at the British Sr Open at Turnberry, Scotland how far to you?cheap plane ride???
 
DST

DST

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Don't be so English Don, lol....The Open is in Inverness, the North of Scotland. And it probably takes about an hour to two hours to get to Edinburgh from there, then you got to get to Newcastle. I would say more like 3 hours....There is an airport in Inverness but I doubt there is a direct flight to Newcastle....just saying like.:)
 
DST

DST

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FYI: 3 hours 29 minutes from Edinburgh to Inverness.....by train.

I just noticed, Turnbery...oops, my bad, lol.

There's only one Open and it's Scottish I tell ya!
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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gotta be about half hour from turnberry to glasgow and then another hour and a bit to toon. though you could drive it faster across country it's practically straight across the country. now that's English lmao just follow the big wall hem ;)
 
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