Hey old farts..how many over 50 yrs?

How bout things we used to say

Tune up = get high
Tit's = Yes, wow, alright
Head = Stoner
Roll a J = Roll a joint

What are some others?
 
I want to taste my weed not some crap cigar casing!! Tryed and thought I would never get that crappy taste out of my mouth I think cigar's stink!! jack
 
jjfw said:
For me, there is no best thing about older age.My best was a long time ago. I know being 56 is not old, old but then I feel old,old. Maybe after over 30 years of abusing my body in construction work has something to do with it. Maybe its the fentanyl,oxy's methadone etc. thats been prescribed for my pain, maybe the ativan's, xanax's, valiums etc. prescribed for anxiety and depression or the ambiems,mirtazapine prescribed for sleep thats taken the best from me. Also the commons for high blood pressure, cholesterol,erectiie dyfunction have taken their toll on me..
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Better living through chemistry.
 
Padawanbater2 said:
Padawan in the Star Wars universe is a young Jedi in training, the final step is 'Master', bater... Master..bater, lol..



What do you define as 'freedom'?
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Freedom is not having to get up every morning and do it for someone else. I do it for myself since I retired. I fish, hike, run, grow both veggies and mmj. There is a lot less stress today and frankly when I need something to do...well here I am. lol

I like being older (not dead) you can get away with things you never could before....everyone thinks you are harmless. ha ha
 
I can remember getting jealous if my boyfriend gave another girl a "shotgun". Something about it seemed a bit too intimate to me..LOL On the other hand I didn't mind at all if he gave one to his buddies or they gave one to me! I haven't had a "shotgun" in 20 years!
 
jjfw said:
For me, there is no best thing about older age.My best was a long time ago. I know being 56 is not old, old but then I feel old,old. Maybe after over 30 years of abusing my body in construction work has something to do with it. Maybe its the fentanyl,oxy's methadone etc. thats been prescribed for my pain, maybe the ativan's, xanax's, valiums etc. prescribed for anxiety and depression or the ambiems,mirtazapine prescribed for sleep thats taken the best from me. Also the commons for high blood pressure, cholesterol,erectiie dyfunction have taken their toll on me. I know there's men and women out there who have it worse but for me it hasn't been fun getting old. Time does fly and now it seems every 6 months it gets a little tougher. But I do feel there's some good times ahead, just no best, they're used up.Throw in all the illegal street drugs in the past, well I'm sure they've helped because I had some best times then. When I look ahead, I see a tougher road for myself, I'm not one of the lucky ones,instead of planning on for the best times to come, I was using them up. Most of my friends are dead my best friend is dead and my other close friend is a mental case, it's gotten to be a bit more lonely today. For me, there's no best thing for being older. I loved to go back to the 60's and 70's and do it all over, it was a true adventure,hopefully they'll make a pill for my memory so I don't forget the best times of my life.
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Know exactly where you are coming from, happens to all of us to some degree. I fight it. First, I take NO prescription drugs. The side effects are worse than the problem you are trying to address. Just listen to a drug commercial the disclaimer for the side effects is longer than the pitch for the drug in the first place.

First and foremost MOVE!!! If you sit around and sulk your body will get old fast. No matter how physically and mentally handicapped you are use your mind and body as much as you can. If you don't you will turn into mush. I control blood pressure, cholesterol and weight with exercise, diet and a positive mental attitude. I AM GOING TO BE HAPPY!! Period. No matter where life takes me from here.
 
The worst thing about getting old is being perceived as asexual and old fashioned. The best is the knowledge that I have acquired, but I regret not pursuing some of my dreams now that I realize that I'm not going to live forever, or be beautiful forever. I know we aren't supposed to be concerned about such things but much of a woman's power lies in her beauty, so she has a right to be a little vain...
 
Best thing so far This AM woke up to loud Knock on door and cop's surrounding my home...street blocked with undercover cop's and two at door with gun's drawn!!They asked if I was the Home owner I said yes..he said can we come in for a minuate Mr. moore I said sure...my wife's sleeping please keep your voices down!..When inside they spread out and "looked around" I said have a seat at the table what is this about??...Well aparently we received some bad information.... we were told this was a grow house but we can see it's not... they walked around the house opened the room with wife sleeping and then said thank you Mr moore were done here! and they called the officer's in my back yard to the front (I'm sure they looked in cellar from outside and never saw anything.....My heart is still pounding!! The ona made it so no smell and the door's were closed so they only saw an ac mounted into the wall...asked why I said I keep wine and it need's slight cooling even in basement...They figured an "OLD MAN" wasn't a grower!! and left I watched the car's drive off and chuckled to my self!! So close yet got away with it because I'm old!!!!! jackView attachment 2250741View attachment 2250743cop's 051.jpg
 
Wow, my heart is pounding just reading this. Same with me, like I said earlier "I'm harmless"

Stay safe.
 
when a man gets old,
and his balls go cold,and the tip of his prick turns blue,
and it bends in the middle
like a one string fiddle
he can tell you a tale or two
 
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