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We TaRdED
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maybe we can take mine?
http://www.schottel.de/cache/800B1108716406.jpg
i might have some room for a couple extra passengers, so you can bring a friend or two. the only thing about my boat is that its hard to tow around to places.
wolfensan
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Medium Tube steak smothered in underwear
bulldog
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A young but mature male elephant has just fought and won the right to lead his own pride, which as you know, comes with the side benefit of mating with all the females. So being all bad ass and such he strolls down to the river to have a drink.
On his way down he steps on a big thorn that he can't get out of his foot and it hurts like hell. Being all bad ass, he can't go back and ask one of his new females to help, so he sits down next to the river. After a few minutes a mouse walks by. Being all bilengual and shit , the elephant asks the mouse if he will please take out the thorn, aware the females will never find out. The mouse says "sure I'll take out the thorn, but in return you have to let me fuck you up the ass."
Knowing the mouse can't tell on him and couldn't possibly do much damage with his little mouse dick, the elephant says "sure you get the splinter out and I'll let you fuck me". So, the mouse easily plucks out the thorn from the elephants foot and imediatley says "Bend over and get ready for the beef". Well the elephant, being a man of his word, bends over knowing it can't be that bad.
The mouse then jumps up on the elephants back and drives his little pecker as deep as he can in the elephants ass. Just then a monkey, who in sitting up in a nearby tree, notices the two doing the deed and throws a coconut which hits the elephants in the head. The elephants shreaks "Ouch God Dam" and the mouse then says confidently "Take It All Bitch, Take it All"!
On his way down he steps on a big thorn that he can't get out of his foot and it hurts like hell. Being all bad ass, he can't go back and ask one of his new females to help, so he sits down next to the river. After a few minutes a mouse walks by. Being all bilengual and shit , the elephant asks the mouse if he will please take out the thorn, aware the females will never find out. The mouse says "sure I'll take out the thorn, but in return you have to let me fuck you up the ass."
Knowing the mouse can't tell on him and couldn't possibly do much damage with his little mouse dick, the elephant says "sure you get the splinter out and I'll let you fuck me". So, the mouse easily plucks out the thorn from the elephants foot and imediatley says "Bend over and get ready for the beef". Well the elephant, being a man of his word, bends over knowing it can't be that bad.
The mouse then jumps up on the elephants back and drives his little pecker as deep as he can in the elephants ass. Just then a monkey, who in sitting up in a nearby tree, notices the two doing the deed and throws a coconut which hits the elephants in the head. The elephants shreaks "Ouch God Dam" and the mouse then says confidently "Take It All Bitch, Take it All"!
korvette1977
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Well the lion, being a man of his word,
wtf does the lion have to do with this ?
wtf does the lion have to do with this ?
korvette1977
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maybe we can take mine?
http://www.schottel.de/cache/800B1108716406.jpg
i might have some room for a couple extra passengers, so you can bring a friend or two. the only thing about my boat is that its hard to tow around to places.
I aint chipping in for gas on that thing ,,,HELL no ...
kochab
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ok like what the FUCK? who wants to pose grandma as a cap bustin thug?
discharging a firearm in public? did he shoot around his grandma too?
improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon wouldn't that be something like this....
korvette1977
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Fuck this ,,, I'm growing me some PRIME RIB.....
Growing meat without growing animals. - By William Saletan - Slate Magazine
Growing meat without growing animals. - By William Saletan - Slate Magazine
Psychedelics and Chronic
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DAMN this shit is growing fast as shit, I must contribute
Psychedelics and Chronic
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Random joke:
The CIA had hundreds of men training to try to become a CIA agent. In the end there were only 3 men, and they could only take 1 so they thought of a final test. The first guy walks into a room with 5 agents sitting at a table. He goes up to them and they say "for your final test, you must take this gun (points to the table) and kill your wife who is in the other room. That will show your loyalty" The guy just instantly says "no way man, thats my wife and I love her." They nod and tell him that he doesnt have the job. The next guy walks in, same situation same question, he thinks, grabs the gun and goes into the other room. 5 minutes later he comes out crying saying that he couldnt do it. The agents say they understand but we need loyalty and he doesnt have the job. The last guy walks into the room, same question. He grabs the gun, walks to the other room, at first its silent, then about 5 minutes later they hear things breaking, stuff being thrown into the walls, and alot of other loud noises. After about 10 minutes of this, the guy comes out and all the agents are all curious and ask what was all the noise. The guy puts the gun on the table and says "This thing only had blanks in it so I had to beat her to death."
The CIA had hundreds of men training to try to become a CIA agent. In the end there were only 3 men, and they could only take 1 so they thought of a final test. The first guy walks into a room with 5 agents sitting at a table. He goes up to them and they say "for your final test, you must take this gun (points to the table) and kill your wife who is in the other room. That will show your loyalty" The guy just instantly says "no way man, thats my wife and I love her." They nod and tell him that he doesnt have the job. The next guy walks in, same situation same question, he thinks, grabs the gun and goes into the other room. 5 minutes later he comes out crying saying that he couldnt do it. The agents say they understand but we need loyalty and he doesnt have the job. The last guy walks into the room, same question. He grabs the gun, walks to the other room, at first its silent, then about 5 minutes later they hear things breaking, stuff being thrown into the walls, and alot of other loud noises. After about 10 minutes of this, the guy comes out and all the agents are all curious and ask what was all the noise. The guy puts the gun on the table and says "This thing only had blanks in it so I had to beat her to death."
kochab
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i hear ya...."Purists see it as a moral surrender. "It's our job to introduce the philosophy and hammer it home that animals are not ours to eat," a dissident PETA official tells the Times. Purists also point out that carnivores suffer more obesity, diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and other diseases. Getting your meat from stem cells might not change that."
this is disturbing kinda in thought tho( unless you need an arm i guess)
- Rearming America
The military's plan to regrow body parts.
William Saletan
posted April 18, 2008
badman2424
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bumpany 1 else high like me?
kochab
New Member
man now that is like THE perfect bump for this forum. I mean like, who would ever answer something like that
perharps,
but just maybe,
someone as high as me?
We TaRdED
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cheap bastard!!!! it runs off of hydrogen.... it uses the alternator to electrolyze the water and produces the hydrogen to put through the fuel cells to power the motor...I aint chipping in for gas on that thing ,,,HELL no ...
candidly, you wont have to pay for anything as long as i can harvest the water free in that lake/pond
a man can dream cant he?
mastakoosh
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i have posted this before on here somewhere. let the political debates begin on the biggest dick of all.
YouTube - If Dick Cheney was Scarface
YouTube - If Dick Cheney was Scarface
We TaRdED
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lmao.......
ahahhahahaahhaa good stuff