Somebody Is Trying To Rip Me Off Again

[AnitaNuggs]

hahahaha i dont think i would even try if there was a goose around...

 

[humbo jumbo]

I think a goose or a swan would be awesome ideas.


I dunno if its easy to get a swan but I think they are MUCH more intimidating than a goose. Both are ape shit crazy though!


Check it out, gave me a chuckle! the attacking goose!

YouTube - mad goose

 

[JohnnyBravo]

If you want to catch them...here's what to do.

Get a motion detector security light. But, take out the bulbs so no light comes on. Now get one of those bulb sockets that you can plug an electrical cord into and screw that in where the bulb goes. Now take your electrical cord and plug it into the security light....run the cord into the house and plug something like a radio or any device that will get your attention when it comes on. So, when the thief comes in your yard you will know he is there. But, he will have no idea that you know. Then have your grandma go out there and beat the f*ck out of him

Best idea yet....yep we have a winner

 

[Swisher Sweets n greenary]

two words.... big ass dog!

 

[Corso312]

a goose? i would punt a goose like a football if it charged me... dog eat a goose dog > goose.... and did dog bite your snatch on purpose or accident? what kind of dog and how old?

 

[JohnnyBravo]

a goose? i would punt a goose like a football if it charged me... dog eat a goose dog > goose.... and did dog bite your snatch on purpose or accident? what kind of dog and how old?

I'll assume you've never been charged by a goose....Even now I look back to the day I refer to as black Thursday....That goose staring at me with his black lifeless eyes......Eyes that grew bigger with each step as he got closer...Yep, Black Thursday.......where's my Zanex

 

[AnitaNuggs]

i'd be too scared it would atack me!
plus it could prob eat my dog! haaha

 

[FilthyFletch]

Hazey way to put a big racial slur out there and then say hey no offense its just what you say lol that was about a pointless apology.If its a metal shed a puddle of water and a cheap electric fence charge from a farm supply store is a good way to go.Itll light up like a bug zapper if they grab the shed to get in you should hear it and be able to get out there in time...or if your yard is fenced a nice dog inside the shed is fun.they crack the dog and get mauled to death.no harm no fould attempted breaking and entry with intent of theft and to defraud if he doesnt die lol

 

[humbo jumbo]

Hazey way to put a big racial slur out there and then say hey no offense its just what you say lol that was about a pointless apology.If its a metal shed a puddle of water and a cheap electric fence charge from a farm supply store is a good way to go.Itll light up like a bug zapper if they grab the shed to get in you should hear it and be able to get out there in time...or if your yard is fenced a nice dog inside the shed is fun.they crack the dog and get mauled to death.no harm no fould attempted breaking and entry with intent of theft and to defraud if he doesnt die lol

Ahhhhhhhhhh

 

[lilpud]

man i know you have kids and you dont want guns or anything but you having kids and having people walking around in your back yard i would might want a gun for safty....i mean i would feel alot safer with a gun in the house if i had kids and someone i didnt know and had know clue of what they were capable of walking around in the back yard...

 

[kochab]

Hazey way to put a big racial slur out there and then say hey no offense its just what you say lol that was about a pointless apology.If its a metal shed a puddle of water and a cheap electric fence charge from a farm supply store is a good way to go.Itll light up like a bug zapper if they grab the shed to get in you should hear it and be able to get out there in time...or if your yard is fenced a nice dog inside the shed is fun.they crack the dog and get mauled to death.no harm no fould attempted breaking and entry with intent of theft and to defraud if he doesnt die lol

he was talking about this

What i would do man is stay out in ur shed on night with a nice nigger beater (metal baseball bat)....no offense to anybody its what i call it,

but overall the only choices to be made here is if shes gonna let this endanger her enough to quit growing, or not.
and if she isnt gonna stop growing then, what to do about it in a manner that dosent involve traps, guns, or dogs.
which also happens to be all we can come up with other than geese.

that solves it. other than guns, traps, and dogs, geese are the meanest mofos ever

 

[Skunk Baxter]

Yeah, well... if geese are so fuckin' bad, how come you never see one riding a Harley?

 

[AlphaNoN]

Just my 2¢, and I know this is going to sound wussy as hell, but if you kill or even just hurt/maim someone defending your grow op it will likely cause you to get the maximum penalty allowed in your state. Little dick cops and and impotent judges would cream over an opportunity to demonize marijuana as the cause of violent crime, the harm it would do to our community would be immeasurable, all over the news, fueling the fires of prohibition, it's just not worth it.

And honestly, you never know who's going to come poking around, what if it's some vigilante cop without enough evidence for a warrant, or a neighborhood kid looking to score some free weed, it could certainly be someone you know personally in your day to day life.. and how horrible would that be if they got their head bashed in some bullshit tussle over a plant that represents nothing less than peace and love for your fellow man.

So don't listen to the riffraff charlatan's here that are endorsing violence, they're giving potheads everywhere a bad name.

If you can deal with the possibility of losing a crop you may want to move your entire operation to your garage, and leave your shed empty and unlocked, door open for the world to see. Give whoever is responsible for your worries enough time to get a good look, and see if you can't catch them on tape.

If you think that it's somebody you know, or in the least, that they're just some random pot head looking to score, you can go for the "mind-fuck" approach. Get a plastic lined manila envelope and inside it place a heartfelt letter telling them that their actions are scaring a single mother who just wants to be left alone, roll a fat doobie and put it in the envelope as well, in your closing tell them that if they want to get high all they have to do is ask instead of being a total asshat/thief. Hang it on your shed door addressed the way you see fit. If your thief is just a regular dope fiend and not some cracked out hobo/smack addict they're going to feel guilty as hell about the whole thing and hopefully leave you alone, hell you might even meet someone interesting. Potheads tend to be fairly gentle creatures (where I'm from anyway), we may do stupid shit, but most of us are pretty reasonable. And personally, if I were presented with a guilt trip such as that I would opt to just be on my way, with a clear conscience and joint richer.

 

[kochab]

Yeah, well... if geese are so fuckin' bad, how come you never see one riding a Harley?

cause they are busy chasing the riders away from there bikes. lmao

 

[Pookiedough]

Guinea hens make an excellent alarm system! No harm will come to your chickens or kids but no thief on earth will hang around after a bunch of guineas start going off...plus they lay killer eggs!

 

[gogrow]

Just my 2¢, and I know this is going to sound wussy as hell, but if you kill or even just hurt/maim someone defending your grow op it will likely cause you to get the maximum penalty allowed in your state. Little dick cops and and impotent judges would cream over an opportunity to demonize marijuana as the cause of violent crime, the harm it would do to our community would be immeasurable, all over the news, fueling the fires of prohibition, it's just not worth it.

And honestly, you never know who's going to come poking around, what if it's some vigilante cop without enough evidence for a warrant, or a neighborhood kid looking to score some free weed, it could certainly be someone you know personally in your day to day life.. and how horrible would that be if they got their head bashed in some bullshit tussle over a plant that represents nothing less than peace and love for your fellow man.

So don't listen to the riffraff charlatan's here that are endorsing violence, they're giving potheads everywhere a bad name.

If you can deal with the possibility of losing a crop you may want to move your entire operation to your garage, and leave your shed empty and unlocked, door open for the world to see. Give whoever is responsible for your worries enough time to get a good look, and see if you can't catch them on tape.

If you think that it's somebody you know, or in the least, that they're just some random pot head looking to score, you can go for the "mind-fuck" approach. Get a plastic lined manila envelope and inside it place a heartfelt letter telling them that their actions are scaring a single mother who just wants to be left alone, roll a fat doobie and put it in the envelope as well, in your closing tell them that if they want to get high all they have to do is ask instead of being a total asshat/thief. Hang it on your shed door addressed the way you see fit. If your thief is just a regular dope fiend and not some cracked out hobo/smack addict they're going to feel guilty as hell about the whole thing and hopefully leave you alone, hell you might even meet someone interesting. Potheads tend to be fairly gentle creatures (where I'm from anyway), we may do stupid shit, but most of us are pretty reasonable. And personally, if I were presented with a guilt trip such as that I would opt to just be on my way, with a clear conscience and joint richer.

+rep for you!! that is by far the best, most thought out advise on this entire thread. may not work, but it is definately a better idea than the guerilla tactics floating around.

 

[kearners]

dats gay man, even though ur only 5ft.. if i was in sum1s back yard nd a rely pissed 5ft man came at me wit a batt id run 4 sure!! just a thought tho, its not fair that there on ur land!!

 

[kochab]

dats gay man, even though ur only 5ft.. if i was in sum1s back yard nd a rely pissed 5ft man came at me wit a batt id run 4 sure!! just a thought tho, its not fair that there on ur land!!

ummm, i cant understand much that youve written in the last 2 post that ive ran across made by you, would you mind making your thoughts just a bit clearer so that people could understand them without having to grammatically analyze your post? Im not trying to be rude in any way, I feel that you may be blown off because of the way you type and was trying to help keep that from happening.

Just my 2¢, and I know this is going to sound wussy as hell, but if you kill or even just hurt/maim someone defending your grow op it will likely cause you to get the maximum penalty allowed in your state. Little dick cops and and impotent judges would cream over an opportunity to demonize marijuana as the cause of violent crime, the harm it would do to our community would be immeasurable, all over the news, fueling the fires of prohibition, it's just not worth it.

And honestly, you never know who's going to come poking around, what if it's some vigilante cop without enough evidence for a warrant, or a neighborhood kid looking to score some free weed, it could certainly be someone you know personally in your day to day life.. and how horrible would that be if they got their head bashed in some bullshit tussle over a plant that represents nothing less than peace and love for your fellow man.

So don't listen to the riffraff charlatan's here that are endorsing violence, they're giving potheads everywhere a bad name.

If you can deal with the possibility of losing a crop you may want to move your entire operation to your garage, and leave your shed empty and unlocked, door open for the world to see. Give whoever is responsible for your worries enough time to get a good look, and see if you can't catch them on tape.

If you think that it's somebody you know, or in the least, that they're just some random pot head looking to score, you can go for the "mind-fuck" approach. Get a plastic lined manila envelope and inside it place a heartfelt letter telling them that their actions are scaring a single mother who just wants to be left alone, roll a fat doobie and put it in the envelope as well, in your closing tell them that if they want to get high all they have to do is ask instead of being a total asshat/thief. Hang it on your shed door addressed the way you see fit. If your thief is just a regular dope fiend and not some cracked out hobo/smack addict they're going to feel guilty as hell about the whole thing and hopefully leave you alone, hell you might even meet someone interesting. Potheads tend to be fairly gentle creatures (where I'm from anyway), we may do stupid shit, but most of us are pretty reasonable. And personally, if I were presented with a guilt trip such as that I would opt to just be on my way, with a clear conscience and joint richer.

and this gentleman understands things the way we'd like to promote them here @ rollitup, however when you are the one with you property being invaded upon its rather hard to do. Most potheads would like to remain @ the peaceful level, but some people just test our buttons in a manner that we werent willing to consider even being used and that often leads us to become tempermental and down right spitefull.

 

[Seamaiden]

dats gay man, even though ur only 5ft.. if i was in sum1s back yard nd a rely pissed 5ft man came at me wit a batt id run 4 sure!! just a thought tho, its not fair that there on ur land!!

How about a little 5' tall lady? Charmesh is a she, and her back-up is her grandmother.

 

[AlphaNoN]

and this gentleman understands things the way we'd like to promote them here @ rollitup, however when you are the one with you property being invaded upon its rather hard to do. Most potheads would like to remain @ the peaceful level, but some people just test our buttons in a manner that we werent willing to consider even being used and that often leads us to become tempermental and down right spitefull.

Thanks brother, I appreciate it. I'm not a pacifist by any means, I'm more than willing to defend my property, my life, and the lives of my family by any means necessary. I'm a big believer in the 2nd amendment and responsible gun ownership. But I'm not about to kill, or even hurt another human being (as scummy as they may be) for something that mother nature will gladly replace. There are, of course, people out there that would think nothing of murdering your entire family for a couple hundred bucks worth of bud, or less, and well.. all bets are off if anyone were to enter my home with wicked intentions.