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LOL! Wasn't expecting the them to pull out light sabers. You should check out these vids of the Gracie brothers fucking everyone up of all different styles. One on one in a real fight, it's hard to get more effective than BJJ:

[video=youtube;JjK0g-cDJI4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK0g-cDJI4[/video]
 
Zaehet Strife said:
I was way too intoxicated for riu last night, my apologies. Oh and hep i know you aren't racist that was directed towards those that are.
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I took 3g of shrooms yesterday. I had a fucking blast. I hit level 4, it's the first time I saw things breaking up and major pixelation.
 
mindphuk said:
He said it was the best thing he has ever done in his entire life.
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Nice!!
The first time I tripped on shrooms it was so amazing and filled with happiness.. Totally not trying to sound like a "fairy" lol.

My friend who said he was a "veteran tripper" ended up thinking he was a dead man trapped in eternity while pissing on the bed (I'm so happy to say it wasn't my bed). I was trying to tell him that if he's in eternity then he should just jump up in joy that we have nothing to worry about. I was so happy, it was hard to stop laughing at him so I held a pillow to my face to stop laughing, told my other friend to take care of him, and I went out into the fields of growing grass. That night I helped my friend drink a bottle of vodka during the come down and smoked a shit ton of schwag (I'm kinda glad it was schwag since dank dro would have just blown me away lol). I threw up in my friends new place and passed out in the tub. With my friends bed soaked with piss and his tub full of nasty thrown up debris, he never wanted people to trip in his house again. :lol:

Sorry for giving you a whole story. I haven't thought of my first trip in a while.. Good times.
 
Is it bad of me to say that my love for cannabis is so strong that I'd make a career choice around it?

Dammit.. I fucking hate how people do tests for THC. What a bunch of ignorant scum bags.

Venting done..
 
Hepheastus420 said:
What comes to mind when you hear "atheist in the foxhole"?

A question for everybody. Please hold the insults.
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You said "fox", uh HUhuhuhuhuh
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Hey, you wanted the first thing, right? cn
 
Hepheastus420 said:
Is it bad of me to say that my love for cannabis is so strong that I'd make a career choice around it?

Dammit.. I fucking hate how people do tests for THC. What a bunch of ignorant scum bags.

Venting done..
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When I first got married to wife #2, I had just acquired a great job as an off-the-floor trader at a large bank in Chicago. They had too many traders that worked directly for the bank, so they hired a third party from which to get a few more traders (some loophole through which they could hire some traders as independent contractors). I did so well after 6 months that they decided to hire me to work for the bank directly, along with a hefty raise. I was on top of the world, and couldn't wait to tell my new bride that daddy's bringin' home 80k! My supervisor the stated, 'You just need to go in for drug testing. Don't worry it doesn't have to be today, you can do it tomorrow'. My heart fucking sunk to the floor, how the fuck was I going to pass a drug test? We smoked all night, every night. I tried to find a clean friend from which to borrow some piss, and realized I didn't know any. So, I went to GNC to buy their very best clean piss tea, and I drank about 5 gallons of the shit before my drug test the next day. The next Friday my supervisor called me into the president's office, he looked really distressed. He told me that I failed the test and that they wouldn't be able to hire me. I went into the usual song and dance of, 'they got it wrong! I've never done any drugs, I don't even like taking aspirin!' I then asked if I could take it again. I'll never forget what he said and esp. how he said it, 'Tyler, it's not just the fact that you were positive, but you were so positive...' I almost laughed. Everyone was sad and I thanked them for the opportunity. There were no other jobs like that around, and no one was hiring floor traders anymore as everything was moving to electronic trading. I was forced to get job after job that paid about half as much, and that didn't help the marital stress. So, I guess the moral is avoid the teas and snake oil if you need to get tested, and find someone who produces clean piss...
 
tyler.durden said:
When I first got married to wife #2, I had just acquired a great job as an off-the-floor trader at a large bank in Chicago. They had too many traders that worked directly for the bank, so they hired a third party from which to get a few more traders (some loophole through which they could hire some traders as independent contractors). I did so well after 6 months that they decided to hire me to work for the bank directly, along with a hefty raise. I was on top of the world, and couldn't wait to tell my new bride that daddy's bringin' home 80k! My supervisor the stated, 'You just need to go in for drug testing. Don't worry it doesn't have to be today, you can do it tomorrow'. My heart fucking sunk to the floor, how the fuck was I going to pass a drug test? We smoked all night, every night. I tried to find a clean friend from which to borrow some piss, and realized I didn't know any. So, I went to GNC to buy their very best clean piss tea, and I drank about 5 gallons of the shit before my drug test the next day. The next Friday my supervisor called me into the president's office, he looked really distressed. He told me that I failed the test and that they wouldn't be able to hire me. I went into the usual song and dance of, 'they got it wrong! I've never done any drugs, I don't even like taking aspirin!' I then asked if I could take it again. I'll never forget what he said and esp. how he said it, 'Tyler, it's not just the fact that you were positive, but you were so positive...' I almost laughed. Everyone was sad and I thanked them for the opportunity. There were no other jobs like that around, and no one was hiring floor traders anymore as everything was moving to electronic trading. I was forced to get job after job that paid about half as much, and that didn't help the marital stress. So, I guess the moral is avoid the teas and snake oil if you need to get tested, and find someone who produces clean piss...
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That sucks man, truly it does. When I was a kid, I was always told that America was built on "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". Needless to say, the real world was a shock. When did society move so far from this precept? When did "right and wrong" become more like "popular and not-so-poular"? Without that same invasive and pointless test, you would have a great job, and your employer would have no knowledge of your personal life that is none of his/her business in the first place. Sadly, most people only seem to get outraged by violations of their rights when they're inconvenienced. If straight marriage were in question and mandatory random alcohol testing existed in the workplace, a different tune would be sung by the general population.
 
kpmarine said:
That sucks man, truly it does. When I was a kid, I was always told that America was built on "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". Needless to say, the real world was a shock. When did society move so far from this precept? When did "right and wrong" become more like "popular and not-so-poular"? Without that same invasive and pointless test, you would have a great job, and your employer would have no knowledge of your personal life that is none of his/her business in the first place. Sadly, most people only seem to get outraged by violations of their rights when they're inconvenienced. If straight marriage were in question and mandatory random alcohol testing existed in the workplace, a different tune would be sung by the general population.
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I tell my boy the same thing. Whatever the issue, people's attitude seems to be, 'Is this going to affect my next paycheck?' If the answer is no, people really don't give a fuck. Ultimately, I'm glad that events unfolded the way they have: I get to work from home, grow awesome dank (through which I can make more money than that trading job), get to attend all my boy's mid-day school performances and activities (I'm often the only father in attendance), play mid-day tennis with some self-employed buddies, and nap when I need to. I wouldn't be able to do most of these things if still trapped in the corporate rat race...
 
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