Help me troll thieves

[UncleBuck]

yep-

matter of fact. a whole bunch of funny posts got deleted. all of a sudden we're flagging posts?! pussy.

is buck a mod? i'll laugh if he is. he's pissed cause i trolled his thread all day long with some funny shit, and outshined him.

your illiterate mouth farting is this close to giving me cancer.

 

[UncleBuck]

really its quite amusing-

that buck would even be pissed. i mean, he HAD alot of weed, and those guys DIDN'T, so rightfully, they just took it.

i mean, that's only fair. only like 10% of growers have good weed. what about the other 90%. they shouldn't have any good weed. just look at it like this buck, you were just doing you're duty as a patriotic american.

now your shitty posts have officially given me cancer. thanks a lot, asshole.

 

[Murfy]

dude-

im literally fallling out of my chair!!!!!!

just eat simpson oil. it cures cancer.

 

[Murfy]

i gotta say-

buck. you have given me quite an enjoyable day.

quite honestly your best isn't even in the park with my old lady. get to arguing with her and you better have your fuckin lunch with ya.

 

[Milovan]

i gotta say-

buck. you have given me quite an enjoyable day.

i 2nd this motion

 

[Red1966]

Hahah just imagine the damage that 1 phone call would create...HIROSHIMA all over again in their residences. But seriousily though, if you dont wanna take that road, take it oldschool and pay some young punk to kick his ass, or even just to spook him shitless. $100 to kids is alot of cash. Imagine the ass kicking that would go down......were talking Chuck Norris here.

He'd have to ask his wife for $100

 

[UncleBuck]

He'd have to ask his wife for $100

it appears to be computer time for the seniors at butthurt acres nursing home.

don't be jealous that we be mad balling, my grumpy old senior friend.

maybe you can buy some depends that fit with your next social security check. or maybe this will help better instead...

 

[ctwalrus]

god buck your grasping at straws here... i've seen you post that vagisil pic like 3 times already in RIU

 

[UncleBuck]

god buck your grasping at straws here... i've seen you post that vagisil pic like 3 times already in RIU

if i repeat myself, it is because it bears repeating.

a lot of whiney pussies here could really benefit from the soothing powers of vagisil.

 

[Shackelford,Rusty]

I like the round-up ice cube prank. Mix round up and water, freeze into cubes. Put the cubes in a large cup. Drive by their house when they're outside and casually throw out the cubes into their yard and smile. Nobody cares about ice cubes being tossed into their yard, it'll just melt. 3 days later they have dead spots all over their grass. This would piss off the parents more though, but a good prank to keep in mind for future endeavors.

 

[cannabineer]

I like the round-up ice cube prank. Mix round up and water, freeze into cubes. Put the cubes in a large cup. Drive by their house when they're outside and casually throw out the cubes into their yard and smile. Nobody cares about ice cubes being tossed into their yard, it'll just melt. 3 days later they have dead spots all over their grass. This would piss off the parents more though, but a good prank to keep in mind for future endeavors.

Or write "weed thief" on the front yard! cn

 

[UncleBuck]

i am stacking up the good, harmless ideas here.

these kids messed with the wrong troll(s).

 

[UncleBuck]

i gave my neighbors about $20 worth of my recyclables to look after the house for a couple hours today while i went to play golf.

on my way to the course was a spray painted sign that read "THIEF! Bring back my fence posts or I'll have you arrested".

i'm still LOLing pretty hard about that. who steals fence posts?

 

[cannabineer]

i gave my neighbors about $20 worth of my recyclables to look after the house for a couple hours today while i went to play golf.

on my way to the course was a spray painted sign that read "THIEF! Bring back my fence posts or I'll have you arrested".

i'm still LOLing pretty hard about that. who steals fence posts?

Gore supporters! ~grin~ cn

 

[beardo]

I vote for calling escorts and sending them to their house, they will have some explaining to do to parents and the escorts will want to get paid- it should be good on many levels

 

[UncleBuck]

Gore supporters! ~grin~ cn

 

[Red1966]

god buck your grasping at straws here... i've seen you post that vagisil pic like 3 times already in RIU

You have to make allowances for his old age.

 

[UncleBuck]

You have to make allowances for his old age.

one starred.

 

[MrFrance]

the door has now been wedged open and will be hard to close.

the boy is probably scheming with his own crew. he's gonna let you do all the work and take your entire crop. before you know it you will be his gimp ball gagged and trussed up like a chicken. You must strike soon as familiarity breeds contempt, the kid would have by now become familiar with the situation and the fact he can walk into your garden in broad fucking daylight.

put up placebo warning signs ie : Danger, Enter At Own Risk, Thieves Will Be Shot.

if he continues to use and abuse you. Shoot him.

 

[cannabineer]

the door has now been wedged open and will be hard to close.

the boy is probably scheming with his own crew. he's gonna let you do all the work and take your entire crop. before you know it you will be his gimp ball gagged and trussed up like a chicken. You must strike soon as familiarity breeds contempt, the kid would have by now become familiar with the situation and the fact he can walk into your garden in broad fucking daylight.

put up placebo warning signs ie : Danger, Enter At Own Risk, Thieves Will Be Shot.

if he continues to use and abuse you. Shoot him.

"looks like the flies have found themselves a spider". Four hundred quatloos on UB. cn