Question regarding Hotels...

Daxus

Daxus

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So I'm going downstate for a mini-vacation and am going to be staying in a smoke-free hotel for two days :sad:. So my question is what's the best idea to medicate? I don't have enough material to make edibles and my vaporizer is in need of repair. I will try the nearby dispensary once I get down there but it looks like I'll need an appointment and given the short stay I dunno if it'll be possible to get edibles from them in time. So my idea right now is to hope the bathroom has a fan and to use a sploof to kill the smell, though I don't like the idea of breaking hotel policy, and it's a fairly nice place too. Does anyone have any ideas I haven't thought of or experiences with this?
 
DROPZILLA

DROPZILLA

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uuuummmmm..
roll a joint
go outside
spark it
walk to a near by gas station
buy a Brisk Iced Tea for .99 cents
walk back to your hotel room
done and done

or

hot box the shit out of your car in the back of the hotel parking lot
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NetGuruINC

NetGuruINC

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You've found the right man for your answer. First put a wet towel under the hotel room door (but make sure the towel isnt sticking out on the other side of the door, dont tuck it under to much!). Secondly, go in the bathroom, put another wet towel under your bathroom door. Now get a bar of soap (preferably good smelling soap) and put it on the soap holder in the shower. Turn the shower on blazing hot and aim the water on top of the bar of soap, the steam and good aroma from the soap and shower will knock out the ganja. Now you can medicate with no worries. I tell you this from experience, ive even done this in the W Hotel in Manhattan.
 
crazyhazey

crazyhazey

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put a plastic bag over the smoke detector, make sure its well secured especially if your doing some hot boxing. id keep the bathroom door open so it can ventilate out, this way they probably wont be able to trace the smell back to your room too. id secure the bag around the smoke detector by pushing it into the crevices between the detector and ceiling/wall, make sure its tight and try not to tamper with it. if your bags have holes, your fucked. i usually use the bag they provide for cups or the ice box.

you will also want to buy febreeze, or if your smart, ozium, or even better, a biological odor eliminator, thats what they use in hospitals. spray it around the outline of all openings(except windows if you have them), and as well on the walls adjacent to the doors. the wet towel under the door is a must. itd be a good idea to leave a good smelling candle on, or possibly incense about 2 minutes after sparking up, try to smoke fast so you dont have to blow all your money on candles and incense lol.

have fun, if the room service asks, you burned some weird smelling food in the microwave, or just say you took a massive dump and would rather not talk about it. enjoy your stay :)
 
Brother Numsi

Brother Numsi

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If you are going to do it in the room, follow the above advice and brew some coffee. Many hotels/motels have coffeemakers in the room. Brew a lot!
 
Daxus

Daxus

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All great ideas, sounds like I've got a set plan :D Thanks for being so helpful guys.
 
Daxus

Daxus

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DROPZILLA said:
you guys make shit WAY too complicated..

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And that's why we're less likely to get caught than those that don't make it complicated. Besides I don't want the car I'm traveling in (which isn't mine) reeking of weed and I don't want to risk getting caught blazing up in public places which even if you're medical is illegal.
 
jujubee

jujubee

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If it is a smoke free hotel, you shouldn't smoke in it. Just sayin'.

If the hotel has a smoking area, and you smoke there, you are not in public, you are on private property. Or does that still count as a "public place"?
 
Maine Brookies

Maine Brookies

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If you are staying in Maine, a patient can legally smoke in a smoking hotel room. A patient can legally vaporize in any hotel room, smoking or not. Also, i'm fairly sure a patient can smoke in a vehicle, as long as he's not driving.
 
cerberus

cerberus

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the walk idea was dead nuts on, even gave you a drink for the walk home

BUT
why not..
smoke in the room. if and really IF someone comes to complain, stop. I mean its a hotel, who cares if the maid says you can't?..
if they call the cops, your legal, worst case is the hotel charges you a fee, and really if they call the pd, and the pd leaves you with your meds, i'd be SHOCKED if the hotel manager did anything else...

i think, maybe, you guys are making this to complicated..
 
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mdanforth

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If the hotel has a smoking area, and you smoke there, you are not in public, you are on private property. Or does that still count as a "public place"?
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still a public place and not allowed...
 
crazyhazey

crazyhazey

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cerberus said:
the walk idea was dead nuts on, even gave you a drink for the walk home

BUT
why not..
smoke in the room. if and really IF someone comes to complain, stop. I mean its a hotel, who cares if the maid says you can't?..
if they call the cops, your legal, worst case is the hotel charges you a fee, and really if they call the pd, and the pd leaves you with your meds, i'd be SHOCKED if the hotel manager did anything else...

i think, maybe, you guys are making this to complicated..
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i get your point but i doubt he wants to pay a 200 dollar fee to the hotel for smoking in a non smoking room, just sayin.
 
cerberus

cerberus

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crazyhazey said:
i get your point but i doubt he wants to pay a 200 dollar fee to the hotel for smoking in a non smoking room, just sayin.
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i have never sen this actually happen.. but hey, in reality do what ever makes you the most comfortable.. me? I really don't mind smoking in semi-public it's just never come up as a problem for me..

<shrug>

to each there own..

FYI: get a vape?
 
tet1953

tet1953

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Daxus said:
and I don't want to risk getting caught blazing up in public places which even if you're medical is illegal.
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Where are you getting this idea from? I'm not saying it isn't the case, but are you basing it on federal law or what? Surely illegal under federal law, but I don't believe our mmj law in ME really adresses medicating in public, one way or the other. I would think that a certified patient could medicate anyplace that smoking is permitted.
 
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mdanforth

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2.2 Prohibitions. These rules prohibit any person from:

2.2.1 Undertaking any task under the influence of marijuana when doing so would constitute negligence or professional malpractice or would otherwise violate any professional standard;

2.2.2 Possessing marijuana or otherwise engaging in the medical use of marijuana:

2.2.2.1 In a school bus;

2.2.2.2 On the grounds of any preschool or primary or secondary school; or

2.2.2.3 In any correctional facility.

2.2.3 Smoking marijuana:

2.2.3.1 On any form of public transportation; or

2.2.3.2 In any public place.


Medicating in any public place, whether smoking is allowed or not is unlawful....
 
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