Jelqing

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

Let's get this thread back on track ...

that shit's hilarious. i seen that a few times.

 

[missnu]

ewwwww..... I don't see how chicks love dick.. I just don't get it.

See to me that is a miraculous feat of human anatomy...all veiny and weird and awesome!

 

[missnu]

Just for the record, this is a dong bong...http://www.amazon.com/Think-Tall-Dong-Bong-Funnel/dp/B002HMCIPO

 

[missnu]

but whoever put up that link, where can I buy such a wonderful item?

 

[Hepheastus420]

lol there's an actual dong bong.. gross and hilarious.

 

[1993stoner]

For anyone interested in jelqing there is also this kelgec or pc exersize that seems to be legit. From what I've read youre just building the muscle that makes your dick jump or stops your pee (also its the muscle that holds your fart in, idk why that's not an example). Anyway, look it up if ur interested.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

How the hell did this thread reach 500+ replies? Must be a bunch of self conscious people here

 

[missnu]

lol there's an actual dong bong.. gross and hilarious.

there is also a "boob tube" where you hook a boob on a tube to a beer to bong it the same way.

 

[missnu]

How the hell did this thread reach 500+ replies? Must be a bunch of self conscious people here

Well there was sex talk, and then catfights, and name calling, and finger pointing, and then the only cock pics any of these weenies would post...lol

 

[RyanTheRhino]

lol there's an actual dong bong.. gross and hilarious.

[video=youtube;sdhi_HeaWBc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sdhi_HeaWBc[/video]

 

[missnu]

In light of that here is another pic for your enjoyment...

My huge cock...


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzORfnw-04849lu-uGAiGPMZa3R_g71pR4QJqNS2FXwArJo4doOV12zDaM9A

 

[reppinhigh22]

See to me that is a miraculous feat of human anatomy...all veiny and weird and awesome!

See, I feel similar about pussy. It's all kinds of weird lookin, but damn its warm and juicy n all that good stuff. haha

 

[charface]

For anyone interested in jelqing there is also this kelgec or pc exersize that seems to be legit. From what I've read youre just building the muscle that makes your dick jump or stops your pee (also its the muscle that holds your fart in, idk why that's not an example). Anyway, look it up if ur interested.

Dude that`s what we call the jackpot!!!
Now you can tell chickies that your penis is bigger than it used to be but you can hold your farts better ASS well.
Whats not to like? If nothing else it will confuse the fuck out of them for a sec and you can jump on them!

 

[the large d]

The large d does not approve of this method

 

[1993stoner]

My farts have always been silent.

I make your ladies pussy fart though. Maybe she should work out too.

 

[charface]

It`s not farting it is lol`ing

 

[1993stoner]

It`s not farting it is lol`ing

No. It farted and it smelled like musty piss.

 

[charface]

Aiiiight! I`m not gonna go all yosemity sam over it.

 

[1993stoner]

In all honesty I'm 14. I lied about my age

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I'm worried about the world now and I'm only a year older than you. (you're not 14, but did you mention two kids now?)