Share your creepy guy stories, ladies

BigJon

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ow man i got my resons i fucked a few no way NO FUCKEN WAY man head problems im not a cyciatrist for shure and they are just toys for men but they will get your money.. if you are the man you will get her money but you will pay in problems lolz thats all id like to say about that.. No fucken way no how no nothing i usto party hard man REALY HARD no way.. my friends to NO FUCKEN WAY two of my friends married stripers and i rather not ever be around them EVER..... You'll see..
Well I didn't marry one so I won't see. 8) But yeah, they're fun. That's the bottom line. That's why I worked there. You get to watch girls make out, flirt with them, sometimes go home with them and at the end of the night THEY had to tip ME out! I got THEIR money! ;)
 

borntoshine

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I'll never forget this guys face! Here is my most creepiest guy story. So earlier that night, my good friends and I decided to go to a place where we could chill, play pool and drink. We weren't drunk, we were all just buzzing. So this guy came up to me and we started to talk, he seemed pretty cool at first and he was goodlooking. Then he started to touch me, and I felt uncomfortable. My guy friend told him to leave. He didn't leave me alone for a good two hours, I ignored him, and he just kept following me. As we left the place, he did too. I was relieved. Later that night, we decided to go to a place called 'The deadmans trail', which is a place where everyone goes to smoke, or get drunk and is also known for someone finding a body there last summer. We started to get baked, and were having a good time. I was about to take a hit, when my friends faces went blank, as if they saw a ghost. I turned around to see what they were looking at and that guy was there. He was dressed in camo, with black gloves on. And looked as though he was about to grab me. We all booked it into the car and drove for an hour. It was really shady and I'm 100% sure that was the same guy from earlier.
 

RainbowBrite86

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ok this isnt really a creepy story just a gross one , i was really drunk one night and ended up going home with local slapper , ( shes actually really hot , but shes literally shagged every man in my town ) , we get back to my place and she tells me shes on her period but i can do her in the ass , im like hell yeah , neither of us have condoms but i think what the hell , and start fucking her in the ass , everythings going great till it suddenly goes really damp and i can smell realy stinky poo , i look down at my cock and its totally coverd in shit , im completely grossed out and nearlly throwing up , i go to the bath room and get the shower head down and wash the shit off , theres like big lumps of pooh all round my bell end lol , i eventually go back in the bedroom and shes bent over on the bed with her ass in the air , theres blood coming out her pussy and im not kidding shit smeered all round her ass , i nearlly throw up again , n tell her ill be back in min , i go out the front door and walk home with no shoes on , the best thing is the very next weekend shes up for it again and me being pissed again nearlly end up going back with her , but im rescued by a friend lol.

....And there goes all interest I ever had in trying anal lol
 

RainbowBrite86

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well, my creepy guy story isn't as horrid as WW's, but thought I'd share, just because I still trip & laugh when I think about it. I'm 22 & meet a friend of a friend's friend at a party, that winds down to about 10-12 or so friends I've known for a long long time (like grade school) & this guy...then the topic of my recent break up from a long term relationship gets bantered around & ends. all of a sudden dudes all interested in me like he'd just set eyes on me....I'm not interested, I politely tell him that, repeatedly...but all night he keeps asking if I wanna go out with him, we'd have such a great time, he'd make me feel like a princess, etc etc etc endless cr*p to my repeated no, thanks I'm not ready. Ok, well 2 weeks later I find out he's been calling my friend bugging for my ph # or my pager (this is early 90's lol). So I give-in & think wth? one date, make this guy happy, I continue moving on & get over the ex... So I give the ok for the number exchange & we set up a dinner date for the following Saturday, calls me every other day to be sure we are still on, weirding me out even more. (I'm feel I am fairly cute & friendly-nice, with an average ok bod-nothing spectacular!) so his persistent behavior was just a bit much to me, but to each their own, right? (NO!-lol) So Saturday afternoon he calls to set the time back as something came up, ok, no biggie, shiz happens. He shows up, smells like booze, cigs & cologne/b.o., in wrinkly t-shirt & jeans, scrungy sneakers, but I figure maybe his day was busy-he cranks the music up in the car so loud we can't converse, but ok whatever...then he takes me to a dive (ie:sh*thole) strip club! For DINNER! this place stinks like stale booze, cigarettes, unwashed rank snatch, dirty ass & vomit, with performers that shoulda stopped gettin naked 15 years ago & he nearly runs to a table/chair combo near the stage & plops down like we've been in line for a disney ride all day....ok, I'll see where the hell this is going-he orders 3 beers & me a soda (really?! you bring me here & buy me a mutherfunster soda? you sob!), then he starts rubbing his crotch, under the table, as he oggles the stripper, pulls out bills, wads a few up individually & flicks them at the stripper (tacky tacky & rude!), leans over after 2/3 way thru stripper #2 without even F'ing looking at me & asks if I wanna give him a hand job. I'm like WTFF??!!? NO NO NO! NO fucking way! I'm done-outta here! I left, found a pay phone & got a ride home from a friend. That jerk pestered my home answering machine every day 5 or 6 messages, calling my friends looking for me trying to leave a message with them for me & started leaving "love-hate" notes on my car when I'd go out with friends...went on for over a month before another 2 guy friends found out about the whole scenario & gave him a real nice fist talkin-to. He was nixed from associating with my group of friends for the harrassment & perverse first date business.
So fellas, don't be taking chicks to strip clubs for a first date, unless they ask you to! lol
I guess i'd be OK going to a strip club on a first date if I felt comfortable with the guy - but this...this is ridiculous lol. WTF...No home trainin. That's what that is.
 

RainbowBrite86

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i'm sure i've seen a Rainbowbrite86 post that said men on trollitup send her pictures of their cocks (not in a uncle way, as in cock and balls). thought that was pretty creepy
Nah. They're just dicks. See em in all shapes and sizes in the medical field. I'm sure every female on this board has at least been offered a few. I just add them to my collection. No biggie. (As always, pics are safe with me.)
 

*BUDS

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ok this isnt really a creepy story just a gross one , i was really drunk one night and ended up going home with local slapper , ( shes actually really hot , but shes literally shagged every man in my town ) , we get back to my place and she tells me shes on her period but i can do her in the ass , im like hell yeah , neither of us have condoms but i think what the hell , and start fucking her in the ass , everythings going great till it suddenly goes really damp and i can smell realy stinky poo , i look down at my cock and its totally coverd in shit , im completely grossed out and nearlly throwing up , i go to the bath room and get the shower head down and wash the shit off , theres like big lumps of pooh all round my bell end lol , i eventually go back in the bedroom and shes bent over on the bed with her ass in the air , theres blood coming out her pussy and im not kidding shit smeered all round her ass , i nearlly throw up again , n tell her ill be back in min , i go out the front door and walk home with no shoes on , the best thing is the very next weekend shes up for it again and me being pissed again nearlly end up going back with her , but im rescued by a friend lol.
Did you shower/scrub down when you got home? What a dirty fucking whore (her) dont take her home to meet your mum.
 

RainbowBrite86

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Don't they feel that? Does it not...feel like something is coming out? Do they lose all nerve ending sensation for some reason during anal?
 

Urca

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new creepy story.
just checked messages under "other" in my facebook, where I never look. Some guy I had never met or talked to before sent me a icture saying "your so beautiful, lets meet up, and you can do this" and it was a picture of a fat fat fat girl giving head to a really handsome guy. very creepy.
he had sent me like 6 messages like that
 

RainbowBrite86

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I took a girl to my company Christmas party one year. It was our first date and we were testing the waters. Well, the party was in a casino and there was a huge dance floor in a big room reserved just for this party. But she wouldn't dance with me and hardly spoke to me. I could tell she was just being shy. She cockblocked one of my male coworkers that was trying to hook up with me that night, like a good lil lesbian date. Last dance before we leave, i'm dancing with a friend of mine (girl), and as the song ends my date and I take off. She tried to take me up to this mountainy area where we could see the whole city over the water, but it was raining and the wind was blowing so hard, that when she opened my car door all of my really important paperwork i'd had in there flew out and was destroyed. Lame. But not her fault. She tried to kiss me. I didn't let her (don't do that on first dates.) So I put it in the mediocre pile of dates, you know? She tried, and it wasn't her fault, but overall, eh. Just so-so.

But it must have been a fucking awesome date for her. I drop her off at home, get home myself, and crash. (One tiny little cup of peach schnapps. I was drunk lol.) I wake up the next morning, my yahoo inbox is FULL TO CAPACITY. You know how many fucking messages it takes to fill a yahoo inbox?!! She must've sent an entire family album of pictures. And she sent them one picture at a time. Like I need to see a picture of Uncle Elmer immediately after our first date to cement our new relationship, right? Ever see the movie Swimfan?? She also bombed my MySpace inbox (this was before FB got big) and my phone was full of texts. I had over 30 missed calls and a handful of voicemails. It was absolutely ridiculous. And they weren't even rude messages. Like one voicemail she invited me and the kids to see some Christmas light thing. Another she apparently just called to say hi. A few short messages after that just randomly talking into my voicemail about nothing in particular. It was like she lost her mind overnight...
 

dirtyho1968

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new creepy story.
just checked messages under "other" in my facebook, where I never look. Some guy I had never met or talked to before sent me a icture saying "your so beautiful, lets meet up, and you can do this" and it was a picture of a fat fat fat girl giving head to a really handsome guy. very creepy.
he had sent me like 6 messages like that
God you exaggerate, I only sent 5.
 

kinetic

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This one time I got this chick to go out with me after some pestering and thought "damn, I know how to get her I'll be the creepiest dude she ever met that will surely work" So I took her to a strip club and asked if I could suck her toes.
 

RyanTheRhino

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This one time I got this chick to go out with me after some pestering and thought "damn, I know how to get her I'll be the creepiest dude she ever met that will surely work" So I took her to a strip club and asked if I could suck her toes.
while were are on the topic of strip clubs. Long story short my friend ended up throwing a quarter at a stripper & got swarmed by bouncers and literary thrown out lol. He was drunk & my other friends were able to convince him that it would not be a insult and they are grateful for any money thrown at them lol
 

BigJon

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I took a girl to my company Christmas party one year. It was our first date and we were testing the waters. Well, the party was in a casino and there was a huge dance floor in a big room reserved just for this party. But she wouldn't dance with me and hardly spoke to me. I could tell she was just being shy. She cockblocked one of my male coworkers that was trying to hook up with me that night, like a good lil lesbian date. Last dance before we leave, i'm dancing with a friend of mine (girl), and as the song ends my date and I take off. She tried to take me up to this mountainy area where we could see the whole city over the water, but it was raining and the wind was blowing so hard, that when she opened my car door all of my really important paperwork i'd had in there flew out and was destroyed. Lame. But not her fault. She tried to kiss me. I didn't let her (don't do that on first dates.) So I put it in the mediocre pile of dates, you know? She tried, and it wasn't her fault, but overall, eh. Just so-so.

But it must have been a fucking awesome date for her. I drop her off at home, get home myself, and crash. (One tiny little cup of peach schnapps. I was drunk lol.) I wake up the next morning, my yahoo inbox is FULL TO CAPACITY. You know how many fucking messages it takes to fill a yahoo inbox?!! She must've sent an entire family album of pictures. And she sent them one picture at a time. Like I need to see a picture of Uncle Elmer immediately after our first date to cement our new relationship, right? Ever see the movie Swimfan?? She also bombed my MySpace inbox (this was before FB got big) and my phone was full of texts. I had over 30 missed calls and a handful of voicemails. It was absolutely ridiculous. And they weren't even rude messages. Like one voicemail she invited me and the kids to see some Christmas light thing. Another she apparently just called to say hi. A few short messages after that just randomly talking into my voicemail about nothing in particular. It was like she lost her mind overnight...
She took that whole 4th date UHaul thing SUPER SERIOUS di'nt she?
 

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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Did you shower/scrub down when you got home? What a dirty fucking whore (her) dont take her home to meet your mum.
yeah i did , you could still smell shit when i took my pants off and there was brown in the creasess of my 4skin .
i actualy felt pretty bad all week ,thinking she would be sitting at home all embarassedc but when i saw her next weekend she had no shame at all, she was trying to drag me back for round 2 of the pooh games .
 
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