What's wrong with white people?

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ThatGuy113

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fight the power!

They dont even know what time it is.
[video=youtube;2WHe5fxS3dA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WHe5fxS3dA&feature=related[/video]

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne


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RainbowBrite86

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OK i'm only 2 minutes in but to me, it just doesn't sounds real. I wouldn't have responded cuz she sounds like a kid throwing a fit. The way she yells is like a kid throwing a fit, not a kid actually being abducted.
 

Hepheastus420

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OK i'm only 2 minutes in but to me, it just doesn't sounds real. I wouldn't have responded cuz she sounds like a kid throwing a fit. The way she yells is like a kid throwing a fit, not a kid actually being abducted.
That's what I was thinking. She just sounds like a little brat demoting her dad as father.. crappy actress IMO
 

RainbowBrite86

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Maybe if they'd done it differently. I mean if there was a van he was trying to drag her towards or something...some way that screamed "abduction" and not "I don't wanna", I think more people would have gotten involved.
 

RainbowBrite86

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like a varnish ?
Like a glare. Like 245.jpgSee? The light? Bouncing off me? 255.jpg
These are old pics but i've still not darkened any despite my best efforts. Now this, this is just from a light bulb, ok? Imagine me....surrounded by snow. The army should reproduce my skin color for a new line of camoflauge outfits - in case we have to fight Germany again in the winter.
 

RainbowBrite86

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They don't make an spf amount that can defy my snow glare yet either. It's lethal. Well. Not lethal, really. Just blinding. Temporarily. While I destroy you. I'm like the white widow. I have smoked entirely too much already lol.
 

Dizzle Frost

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Like a glare. Like View attachment 2169416See? The light? Bouncing off me? View attachment 2169422
These are old pics but i've still not darkened any despite my best efforts. Now this, this is just from a light bulb, ok? Imagine me....surrounded by snow. The army should reproduce my skin color for a new line of camoflauge outfits - in case we have to fight Germany again in the winter.
Woah you do glow ... your a natural redhead? they all glow like a roadside flare lol
 

RainbowBrite86

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Woah you do glow ... your a natural redhead? they all glow like a roadside flare lol
I do glow! And I am so seriously black light respondant lmao. I look like casper but it shows up great in pictures. My friends love to take pictures of everybody dancing at clubs and stuff, and yes this is so terrible, but when I know she's going to take pictures I intentionally dance between black guys because I know i'll pop out in the picture like a lightbulb that way lol. Ohhhhh funny. Plus you know. White guys can't dance lol.
 

RainbowBrite86

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But you know white girls can't really do much better, if i'm gonna be honest. I go into the club and just watch people dance and I swear to God I do not go one time without having to say "What the fuck is she clapping for??" It's like she'll do a move and then bounce up and clap and then do another move? What is that? Is she trying to get back in with the beat? WTF is that?? And if she's not doing the clapping thing, it's only because she is rubbing some guy's leg so hard with her ass she is fading his jeans. That is not dancing. It is dry humping and your mother is embarrassed.
 

Moebius

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I intentionally dance between black guys because I know i'll pop out in the picture like a lightbulb that way lol.
hmmm .. Im guessing thats what you tell your boyfriend. LOL

Edit: I say this because the effect would be the same if you were dancing with black girls.
 

RainbowBrite86

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I have an older sister, she's like somewhere between 5'11 and 6 ft tall, honestly. She's a lovely lady, beautiful thin build, all legs, you know? She had this boyfriend who was even taller than her, he was like 6'2 and total bean pole, both of them were. And they decided that they were gonna learn to dance together. Which, that alone is hilarious. Have you ever noticed when tall people dance it's like...every move is super exaggarrated? Like they barely bend their knee and they're already hitting the wrong person with it? OK not only do they decide to learn to dance, but they decide to learn to swing dance. OMFG I never laughed so hard when they decided they'd practiced enough and they wanted to show everybody what they'd learned. They turned that music on and she jumped on his hips and holy shit! He started swinging her around, my mom started screaming, just...arms...legs...everywhere. Flying all around. Hitting every fucking thing, knocking shit off the walls, turned the damn stereo speakers over. I'm the calm one, I ran upstairs and called Geico to see if this was covered under our policy. I'm just playin, we didn't even have insurance I just thought if I didn't get the fuck out of there my kidney or something would explode from laughing so hard.
 

Josh3235

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I have an older sister, she's like somewhere between 5'11 and 6 ft tall, honestly. She's a lovely lady, beautiful thin build, all legs, you know? She had this boyfriend who was even taller than her, he was like 6'2 and total bean pole, both of them were. And they decided that they were gonna learn to dance together. Which, that alone is hilarious. Have you ever noticed when tall people dance it's like...every move is super exaggarrated? Like they barely bend their knee and they're already hitting the wrong person with it? OK not only do they decide to learn to dance, but they decide to learn to swing dance. OMFG I never laughed so hard when they decided they'd practiced enough and they wanted to show everybody what they'd learned. They turned that music on and she jumped on his hips and holy shit! He started swinging her around, my mom started screaming, just...arms...legs...everywhere. Flying all around. Hitting every fucking thing, knocking shit off the walls, turned the damn stereo speakers over. I'm the calm one, I ran upstairs and called Geico to see if this was covered under our policy. I'm just playin, we didn't even have insurance I just thought if I didn't get the fuck out of there my kidney or something would explode from laughing so hard.
I'm 6'5 and the same shit happens to me. lol. Always bumpin into stuff.
 
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