The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

They're about 3 months old and the tallest is around 2 feet tall from the top of the pot, they're going into 15litre final pots under 1000w in a 3 square metre tent.

They've had a tough time, the lab's been moved 3 times and I've just sorted a PH problem that's taken 3 weeks to fight.
They should perk up this/next week.

 

[supersillybilly]

fuck trees.....I still giggle at the thought of your last transport. lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The Topped Nemesis is looking kicked to fuck though.

8 days ago.......


And today.......


The wound where "knobhead Helper" snapped it in half down the centre (we've all done it) hasn't really healed properly and it's suffering.
I might have to make some big clones out of it or I'm thinking chop both stems off clean all the dead tissue away and graft both stems back on with clean wounds.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I still giggle at the thought of your last transport. lol

Fucking Chuckle Bros, "To me, to you, to me, to you".

 

[The Yorkshireman]

or I'm thinking chop both stems off clean all the dead tissue away and graft both stems back on with clean wounds.

Look at me, applying a fucking field dressing. "Man down! man down!"..........

 

[supersillybilly]

Fucking Chuckle Bros, "To me, to you, to me, to you".

Reason I giggle coz I can relate........Situations.......I could tell a few.....but your one made/still makes me giggle

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Give me 2 mins and I'll tell you a belting story, true as I'm sat here.

Better than the transport one Billy, I kid you not!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

So my bird is a freelance private interpreter Polish-English, she's mates with a Lithuanian girl who also interprets. They work for the same agency.
My bird was talking to this girl about a job she got sent to do in London, it's a crown court case and the clients name is all she knows before arriving. No other information is given (for obvious reasons).

 

[The Yorkshireman]

So this girl has to interpret live in court without knowing anything about the case.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

This Lithuanian guy has taken a coach from Scotland to say, Luton.

 

[tip top toker]

I'm lost. Did you forget the rest of the story? Or am i just missing something? Anoher Asahi and maybe i'll notice the joke?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

He gets bored on the coach and decides "Fuck it, I'll have a wank"

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The coach stops at his destination and he's stuck for somewhere to put the "mess", so as he's getting off he flicks his hand as he walks down the isle of the coach.
The "mess" hits an Arabic woman who is asleep in the face.

 

[tip top toker]

Lol, this is startin to get entertaiing nowe

 

[The Yorkshireman]

She wakes up sometime later to a messy face, thinks "Fuck, I've been molested in my sleep!" and gets the police called.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Some months later the Lithuanian guy has to go somewhere were a DNA swab needed to be taken, maybe a Hospital or he got arrested I don't know anyway......

 

[supersillybilly]

...........................

 

[supersillybilly]

hahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The DNA matches the "sample" that the police took from the Arabic woman on the coach and he gets arrested for suspected rape/indecent assault.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The only way to get off the hook for the indecent assault charge was for him to tell the real story and get the CCTV footage of him "flicking" his hand from the coach company!