I went on the worst date ever

scroglodyte

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my friend's friend was out on his first (and only) date with this girl. they hit a buzzard with the windshield of the car, and the buzzard went through. dude pulls over, and looks in back seat and dying buzzards vomits up fresh road-kill, and dude pukes from this. his date begins vomiting too. true story. i hope it made you feel better.
 

ImAgIaNtInDaGrOwWoRlD

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"TOOTER" - from kitty to cat. My love. She has tha most beautiful tail. Just like a fox. Plus her right ear has a G on it and her left ear has a AP on it. So I say she has a gap between her ears.
I have video of her, but for some reason I cant upload it because it doesnt except it. Sucks too because these videos are the cutest kitty videos Ive ever seen.
 

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Vindicated

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Oh you want a cute kitty content eh. Mamma Cat vs Kitten Fighting over Mylar.

[video=youtube_share;uG3dS2URzh8]http://youtu.be/uG3dS2URzh8[/video]
 

Darwin Riddle

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"TOOTER" - from kitty to cat. My love. She has tha most beautiful tail. Just like a fox. Plus her right ear has a G on it and her left ear has a AP on it. So I say she has a gap between her ears.
I have video of her, but for some reason I cant upload it because it doesnt except it. Sucks too because these videos are the cutest kitty videos Ive ever seen.
Indeed, this is a very cute kitty. I do believe that this is a tough competition! My kitty is just lucky to be alive actually....about a month ago, she was outside, chasing a squirrel, and got tangled in barbed wire....really thick barbed wire. It took me about 5 minutes to find a tool, strong enough, to cut her free....all the while she was spinning and struggling...basically skinning herself. :o The vet called it a de-gloving injury....if she would have only held still, she wouldn't have been hurt so bad..... but she was panicking. After a long month of TLC...a much hated lampshade collar...and a huge vet bill...she is back to her old self, tearing the shit out of everything and attacking my feet when I walk by my bed...lol....and she is cute as hell!!
 

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ImAgIaNtInDaGrOwWoRlD

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Im so glad your cats alright Darwin. So true how animals panick and hurt themselves rather than trust us humans to help them the safe way. Poor kitty.
She is adorable. Must of hated the lamp shade deal. I love her little grey pads. So cute.
In PIC #4 she looks like she was about to go to sleep, and you told her something funny and she laughed.
 

meechz 024

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I was talkin bout mah day but the bitch was barely listenin
the damn hoe complained about my broken air conditionin',
I tried to numb her bitchy side cus her hair was glistenin,
bitch didn't even give me a kiss on the ride back cus her parents bitchin'
 

meechz 024

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Bitch never ate the food I paid four,
didn't have nothin to say its like she was grade four
nothin to pay like she tryin to save more
 

cary schellie

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is this about bad dates or cat? When I was in high school there was this girl that was in love with me, I never paid attention to her and people in my class made me feel bad that i wouldnt go on a date with her. So I went on a date, first off this girl was 6'5'' pushing 250, she picked me up to go to the movies, she made a pit stop at mickys getting two value meals, both for her (she even guzzled two large cokes). During the movie she made many attempts at sticking her tounge down my throat, she also kept trying to rub my johnson. When we got out of the movies I smoked like 20 hits out my one hitter box. I told her Im O.D.ing from weed and have to go home, She knew my parents were not home and sat in my drive way for like an hour. I was so scared, I really thought I was gonna get raped. Now that I'm older Im thinking i should of banged her or maybe let her suck it
 

Darwin Riddle

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is this about bad dates or cat? When I was in high school there was this girl that was in love with me, I never paid attention to her and people in my class made me feel bad that i wouldnt go on a date with her. So I went on a date, first off this girl was 6'5'' pushing 250, she picked me up to go to the movies, she made a pit stop at mickys getting two value meals, both for her (she even guzzled two large cokes). During the movie she made many attempts at sticking her tounge down my throat, she also kept trying to rub my johnson. When we got out of the movies I smoked like 20 hits out my one hitter box. I told her Im O.D.ing from weed and have to go home, She knew my parents were not home and sat in my drive way for like an hour. I was so scared, I really thought I was gonna get raped. Now that I'm older Im thinking i should of banged her or maybe let her suck it
It's about bad dates AND cats!! LOL
 
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