Gay or Asexual?

Dislexicmidget2021

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how the hell did he not like sex with a hot model hes been with for 5 yrs??@!He has to be secretly gay,thats crazyness.Time to hire a badass hooker who will set those tenedencies straight,,like a badass dominatrix who will fuck him rightly and smack the silliness outa him.
 

Moses Mobetta

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This is strange. At 26 I was super horn dog. Can't understand a reason for it. Maybe he has a medical problem and doesn't know it.
 

AltarNation

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Being with someone for five years does not make them good at lovin' if you suck at it yourself. It sounds to me like he is simply inexperienced and has never been with someone experienced. He needs to find a patient hippie chick who will massage him into an ultra-stupor before even attempting it... and then rock his world.

BTW, I hate your threads. :D

People are simply DIFFERENT. Some people do not behave like others. He could have been sexually abused when he was a kid for all you know. Give the guy a break.
 

Orithil

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Being with someone for five years does not make them good at lovin' if you suck at it yourself. It sounds to me like he is simply inexperienced and has never been with someone experienced. He needs to find a patient hippie chick who will massage him into an ultra-stupor before even attempting it... and then rock his world.

BTW, I hate your threads. :D

People are simply DIFFERENT. Some people do not behave like others. He could have been sexually abused when he was a kid for all you know. Give the guy a break.
This is the internet, there are no breaks to be had.
 

AltarNation

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This is the internet, there are no breaks to be had.
Well, she chooses to drag some complete stranger who is NOT choosing to reveal himself in this way upon the internet into the picture and put him in the spot light. Just saying.
 

Orithil

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Well, she chooses to drag some complete stranger who is NOT choosing to reveal himself in this way upon the internet into the picture and put him in the spot light. Just saying.
Unless you divined who the guy is from the almost zero info you got, then holy shit. Otherwise she hasn't outed anyone, for all you know this is her imaginary friend Michael from Mars.
 

AltarNation

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Unless you divined who the guy is from the almost zero info you got, then holy shit. Otherwise she hasn't outed anyone, for all you know this is her imaginary friend Michael from Mars.
I totally did. And I bet she totally made him up. Yep.
 

RainbowBrite86

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No, no. Don't stop him lol. Look! I have my own troll! And after only 4 months! I could not be more proud of my time here at RIU so far.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Maybe he needs someone he works with on an emotional level to enjoy sex. That is assuming he's been with her for five years because he he didn't feel a want or need to stray. He could be asexual, but everyone who ever told me they were asexual, I turned around and they discovered screwing people with vigor. One girl even called me out of the blue after 2 years to ask if I could err... If she could 'practice on me'. But I suppose she was young and indecisive. Maybe he diesn't know what he likes because he hasn't experimented much. Usually it's girls who are like that though.
 

AltarNation

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No, no. Don't stop him lol. Look! I have my own troll! And after only 4 months! I could not be more proud of my time here at RIU so far.
You wish honey. I just genuinely find your two-faced attitude disgusting. You defend the weak while attacking others at the same time. Don't worry, I won't troll you anymore, I'm blocking you now.
 

RainbowBrite86

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You wish honey. I just genuinely find your two-faced attitude disgusting. You defend the weak while attacking others at the same time. Don't worry, I won't troll you anymore, I'm blocking you now.
Honey...hmmmm...have I offended a gay boy? Because that would almost certainly devastate me. No wait....it passed. Anyway I'm not sure where you got the idea I defend the weak. Defending the weak pfffh wtf am I supposed to be? The people's champion? LoL. I don't "attack" anyone either. I may disagree with people in conversations but good grief, it's a forum board.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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I don't think Rainbow is two-faced, just strongly opinionated and often polarized. Shame... I love you both..

Anyway, why don't you try setting this guy up with a hot guy friend of yours and if he freaks out, say you were suggesting a threesome and it's not gay if they don't touch with his girlfriend between them? *shrugs*
 

Shannon Alexander

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Virgins aren't all they're cracked up to be... You try sticking this thing in a girl that's never been penetrated before... even if the bird is dripping wet it's like tryna put a square block in a round hole...
 

lagarrettBLUNT

Active Member
Virgins aren't all they're cracked up to be... You try sticking this thing in a girl that's never been penetrated before... even if the bird is dripping wet it's like tryna put a square block in a round hole...
no kidding not to mention the look of utter pain they get on their faces, idk how that turns other dudes on
 

RainbowBrite86

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I took a lesbian's virginity once with a strap on. I hate the feelings of strap ons myself because they're so hard and they don't feel real at all. I could tell it hurt her but being a girl I also knew how to make it hurt less than it would normally have to. She was a trooper lol.
 

lagarrettBLUNT

Active Member
I took a lesbian's virginity once with a strap on. I hate the feelings of strap ons myself because they're so hard and they don't feel real at all. I could tell it hurt her but being a girl I also knew how to make it hurt less than it would normally have to. She was a trooper lol.
lol yeah, not shoving it in like a horny caveperson is one way to ease pain LOL
 

RainbowBrite86

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You know what though? I had mad respect for men in the morning lol. My inner thighs got the best workout they'd ever had because of the thrusting motion on top. I was sore for days lol.
 
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