racerboy71
bud bootlegger
... ok, so in response to ww's excellent post about what men's facial hair says about them, and to answer april's question about what certain bush styles say about women, i found this article that defines many different styles and what it says about the ladies who wear them.. 
The sexual area of a female is an area of musky clotting and secreting mystery, but did you know you can tell a lot about a female just by doing a quick inspection of her public lawn care? No, not the kind of lawn care that Juan and his three sons do on your two acre yard, but the type of care the modern women feels forced to do to keep up the false American beauty that liberal Hollywood rapingly injects into their feeble woman minds. Below is a list of the most common pubic hair practices that females do today. Each one can tell you if you have a whoring woman, a late night lesbian whorelet or a clean cut Christian crusader.
Triangle
The triangle is the international symbol for a fish cave worshiping whorelet who likes to perform licking mouth sex acts on another clam dabbling musky crack hunter. If you notice that your girlfriend or wife has started to trim this geometrical shape above her puff pillow, be sure that she is out late at night diving tongue first into a linguistic lust orgy with other women at some kind of leather BBW back ally pink party.
Strip
The strip or also known as a landing strip is exactly to mean what it is called. It is a runway for massive amounts of penile planes to come land inside the runway or moist and whorish sin. This symbol of open leggedness is becoming more and more common in college life and is highly promoted on internet torrent adult video sites. It is told that 7 out of 10 college females walk freely with their canker blossom decorated with a strip that beckons the friendship of multiple sin staffs.
Bald
When these women see the follicles of womanhood start growing, they rush to the bathroom to Venus razor shave them away. This hair style is purely to get rid of some type of lice or crustacean virus they contracted during a night of Satan nectar and copious amounts of devil DNA injection. These type of women are also to be said to flick their blood bulge 89% more often than regular masturbating female sinners. If your GF or wife has this mark they have a pubic sickness and have been throwing their neighbor of anus around frat parties like it is some kind of fleshy party favor. It has also been proven that women who go bald also partake in tainting their turd tunnels.
Initials
Women who cut initials into their downstairs hair are showing a sign of ownership of the person whose name starts with the letter carved into their blood sewers toupee. This is a act against God, as he is the only owner of the females baby hole. The females insides are for one thing and one thing only; to create life from Gods touch. It is not to be L.A. gangbanger styled tagged with a man or womens ownership.
Full Eve
This is how women are suppose to be groomed, fully covered by Gods intended design. The design that Eve sported during her times in the Garden of Eden and even after she caused the world be sent into a whirlwind of sin, death, war, high taxes and liberalism. A mans duty is to protect the womans mind, body and soul. This includes her pubic area. It is a mans role to make sure his wife, girlfriend or sweetheart has the proper presentation of her body and that means while clothed and unclothed. Just like how you wouldnt want your woman walking out of the house with he sin treats hanging out to temp other men with thoughts of demon whacking, you shouldnt allow your woman to molest her sin cave with razors and tweezers like it is some kind of home and garden project or TLC.
The sexual area of a female is an area of musky clotting and secreting mystery, but did you know you can tell a lot about a female just by doing a quick inspection of her public lawn care? No, not the kind of lawn care that Juan and his three sons do on your two acre yard, but the type of care the modern women feels forced to do to keep up the false American beauty that liberal Hollywood rapingly injects into their feeble woman minds. Below is a list of the most common pubic hair practices that females do today. Each one can tell you if you have a whoring woman, a late night lesbian whorelet or a clean cut Christian crusader.
Triangle
The triangle is the international symbol for a fish cave worshiping whorelet who likes to perform licking mouth sex acts on another clam dabbling musky crack hunter. If you notice that your girlfriend or wife has started to trim this geometrical shape above her puff pillow, be sure that she is out late at night diving tongue first into a linguistic lust orgy with other women at some kind of leather BBW back ally pink party.
Strip
The strip or also known as a landing strip is exactly to mean what it is called. It is a runway for massive amounts of penile planes to come land inside the runway or moist and whorish sin. This symbol of open leggedness is becoming more and more common in college life and is highly promoted on internet torrent adult video sites. It is told that 7 out of 10 college females walk freely with their canker blossom decorated with a strip that beckons the friendship of multiple sin staffs.
Bald
When these women see the follicles of womanhood start growing, they rush to the bathroom to Venus razor shave them away. This hair style is purely to get rid of some type of lice or crustacean virus they contracted during a night of Satan nectar and copious amounts of devil DNA injection. These type of women are also to be said to flick their blood bulge 89% more often than regular masturbating female sinners. If your GF or wife has this mark they have a pubic sickness and have been throwing their neighbor of anus around frat parties like it is some kind of fleshy party favor. It has also been proven that women who go bald also partake in tainting their turd tunnels.
Initials
Women who cut initials into their downstairs hair are showing a sign of ownership of the person whose name starts with the letter carved into their blood sewers toupee. This is a act against God, as he is the only owner of the females baby hole. The females insides are for one thing and one thing only; to create life from Gods touch. It is not to be L.A. gangbanger styled tagged with a man or womens ownership.
Full Eve
This is how women are suppose to be groomed, fully covered by Gods intended design. The design that Eve sported during her times in the Garden of Eden and even after she caused the world be sent into a whirlwind of sin, death, war, high taxes and liberalism. A mans duty is to protect the womans mind, body and soul. This includes her pubic area. It is a mans role to make sure his wife, girlfriend or sweetheart has the proper presentation of her body and that means while clothed and unclothed. Just like how you wouldnt want your woman walking out of the house with he sin treats hanging out to temp other men with thoughts of demon whacking, you shouldnt allow your woman to molest her sin cave with razors and tweezers like it is some kind of home and garden project or TLC.
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I'm quite talented at shaving myself, by day 3 its far too rough for sex unless I shave again. There's a nice recipe for making your own wax out of water, sugar, a little lemon juice, and a candy thermometer. I don't have it, but it involves supersaturating water with a 2kg bag of sugar, add a teaspoon of lemon juice, and caramelize it with the thermometer. Pour out onto baking sheets, let it cool but stay warm so it's more like plasticine, and work it like dough in your hands. Then its ready to be applied, press it firmly and peal it off quickly. Knead it between your hands, and go again. Repeat until completely bare. Then shower to remove the taste of blood, and get ready for love.
That was fun. I was going to say something and I forgot what it wa.