I Need Advice About A Threesome?
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Wikidbchofthewst
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oh, I know that I'm missing out by not having a penis. I am totally aware of my penis envy. But I just imagine that would be one of the down sides for me...having to readjust, having to choose which pant leg my dick will go down -- because naturally I'd have a HUGE dick.
lmao, actually, I wouldn't, that's just my penis envy talking. Based on the size of my hands, if I had a dick....
lmao, actually, I wouldn't, that's just my penis envy talking. Based on the size of my hands, if I had a dick....
Shook
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its not uncomfortable having balls... actually you dont even notice them while walking... its a blast having something that you can stick into somethin elseoh, I know that I'm missing out by not having a penis. I am totally aware of my penis envy. But I just imagine that would be one of the down sides for me...having to readjust, having to choose which pant leg my dick will go down -- because naturally I'd have a HUGE dick.
lmao, actually, I wouldn't, that's just my penis envy talking. Based on the size of my hands, if I had a dick....
like vacuum cleaners, picnic table umbrella holes, and so on....
Shook
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or else??? *shakes* uh uh
Hokay. So.
I had just brought back Subway for me and my bro right, i had a footlong meatball sub, my bro had a 6" so he was done before me and went on the comp, then just as i was about done my sub, i noticed tons of marinara sauce on the sub, all you could see was red sauce on the inside of the sub, so just then my bro got up to take his glass that he used upstairs, and i go
"Hey look! It's my anus!"
haha he had such a shocked look on his face, that he dropped and broke the glass, then glass flew across the room and landed in my "anus"
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, thanks, I already admitted to suffering from penis envy, and you're just gonna what, rub it in?its not uncomfortable having balls... actually you dont even notice them while walking... its a blast having something that you can stick into somethin else
And your anus story....dude, I just ATE something with marinara sause, and that almost made me ill.
Lacy
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Well I definitely have penis envy. I'm not gonna mention all the reasons why 
but here is one of them.
Everyday I take the dogs for at least one walk. When hubby is home he usually accompanies me. Most of the times we go to secluded trails and such but almost EVERY TIME hubby says "Slow down babe" and he just stands there and whips it out
and pees.
Meanwhile I am dying to go and have to cross my legs until we get home and he is never in any hurry then.
Grrrr. Men! 
but here is one of them.Everyday I take the dogs for at least one walk. When hubby is home he usually accompanies me. Most of the times we go to secluded trails and such but almost EVERY TIME hubby says "Slow down babe" and he just stands there and whips it out
and pees. Meanwhile I am dying to go and have to cross my legs until we get home and he is never in any hurry then.
Grrrr. Men! oh, I know that I'm missing out by not having a penis. I am totally aware of my penis envy. But I just imagine that would be one of the down sides for me...having to readjust, having to choose which pant leg my dick will go down -- because naturally I'd have a HUGE dick.
lmao, actually, I wouldn't, that's just my penis envy talking. Based on the size of my hands, if I had a dick....
GoodFriend
Lumberjack
...pop-a-squat friend....Well I definitely have penis envy. I'm not gonna mention all the reasons why
Everyday I take the dogs for at least one walk. When hubby is home he usually accompanies me. Most of the times we go to secluded trails and such but almost EVERY TIME hubby says "Slow down babe" and he just stands there and whips it out
Meanwhile I am dying to go and have to cross my legs until we get home and he is never in any hurry then.
Shook
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ya im sure your husband wouldnt mind
GoodFriend
Lumberjack
he'd probably get a good laugh out of it...
its funny seeing girls struggle to pee in the great outdoors... though i've known a few who were as comfortable as us guys to let it go free so its not all ya'll...
its funny seeing girls struggle to pee in the great outdoors... though i've known a few who were as comfortable as us guys to let it go free so its not all ya'll...
Wikidbchofthewst
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I was so going to mention that Lacy! lol, I was going to bitch that I can't spell my name in the snow...
Lacy
New Member
Yeah well I;m glad you all get a kick outta it.
Not that I have never done that before but.........its not as easy as you think.
Write your name in the snow.......I know
Bummer
I think I would have liked to have tried that.
Not that I have never done that before but......
...its not as easy as you think.Write your name in the snow.......I know
BummerI think I would have liked to have tried that.
GoodFriend
Lumberjack
i swear i've seen somehwere in some catalog this funnel kinda contraption that girls could strap on to allow them to pee standing up... it even marketed writing in snow as one of the benefits...
for reals... if only i could remember where i saw that.... it sure did make me wonder what the fuck!
for reals... if only i could remember where i saw that.... it sure did make me wonder what the fuck!
Lacy
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Ok hold on!!! I don't wanna write my name in the snow quite THAT bad 
Whatcha think wkid????? You game for THAT??????????
Whatcha think wkid????? You game for THAT??????????
Seamaiden
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I've seen it, too. The same lady who linked me then proceeded to try to direct me, quite specifically, on how to pee standing up just, um.. holding the labia a certain way so that I wouldn't make a mess on myself. I told her I'm happy squatting over a pile of pine needles (if properly arranged the splatter factor is significantly reduced).
How the HELL did we get on peeing standing up?
Wikidbchofthewst
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no, it's not the same. I want to be able to hold my DICK while I spell my name. If I can't do that, what's the point? Plus, I dunno, but I imagine it must be pretty awesome to be the one doing the penetrating during sex, you know? That's what I want. And yeah, I mean, a girl can use her hands, but that's another thing that's so cool about a dick! It's like guys have a natural way to go, "look, no hands!"
Lacy
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Hahaha. You're so WAY out there. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. It must be quite the ego rush to have that kind of power with that kind of thing but wikid... we can always melt them in our own ways that...um
quote=Wikidbchofthewst;733363]no, it's not the same. I want to be able to hold my DICK while I spell my name. If I can't do that, what's the point? Plus, I dunno, but I imagine it must be pretty awesome to be the one doing the penetrating during sex, you know? That's what I want. And yeah, I mean, a girl can use her hands, but that's another thing that's so cool about a dick! It's like guys have a natural way to go, "look, no hands!"[/quote]
I agree. It must be quite the ego rush to have that kind of power with that kind of thing
but wikid... we can always melt them in our own ways that...umquote=Wikidbchofthewst;733363]no, it's not the same. I want to be able to hold my DICK while I spell my name. If I can't do that, what's the point? Plus, I dunno, but I imagine it must be pretty awesome to be the one doing the penetrating during sex, you know? That's what I want. And yeah, I mean, a girl can use her hands, but that's another thing that's so cool about a dick! It's like guys have a natural way to go, "look, no hands!"[/quote]
Shook
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thats what im talkin about, no hands! lol, but you know, if you really wanna hold a dick to pee in the snow you could hold mine
ill hold it over the US Canada border hahaha
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, yeah, i mean, I love being a woman. If I were a guy I'd probably be gay because that's how much I like dick. But I would really love to be the penetrator instead of the penetratee...
Shook
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did you read my message?
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, but that's just gross! I mean, holding MY dick while I take a piss would be normal. I mean, I have no problem with holding someone's dick, but while they're pissing? I'll pass. I'm not into mixing sex and bodily waste...that shit is DISGUST.thats what im talkin about, no hands! lol, but you know, if you really wanna hold a dick to pee in the snow you could hold mine