OMG I Just Learned So Much.

[Joker52]

I remember the very first time I got REALLY stoned. I smoke a whole halfe in one night BY MYSELF. I was sitting in the car with my best bro (Who can't smoke till college). We were waiting for some girls to sneak out and i was sitting there as my friend was explaining the world to me. This was right after he called the girls and he was telling me about atoms and radio waves and other science shit. After, I SWEAR TO GOD i thought it had been at least 40 minutes. I felt like i was just through a class. But, to my surprise, it had only been 2 minutes. I checked the time and the call time. I freaked out but of course that was the longest night of my life. I was stoned from about 10 to 3 in the morning. I'll never forget.

 

[firebrand18rjr]

did the girlies finally get to sneak out? too bad u smoked all yer shit so u couldnt get them blazed n put yer hands in they panties. ! hewhehehe

 

[Joker52]

Lol, ya they were out in like 10 minutes. BUT! they had a bottle of morgan so they were straight..But, i didn't drink cause i was driving

 

[smokingbot]

Lol, ya they were out in like 10 minutes. BUT! they had a bottle of morgan so they were straight..But, i didn't drink cause i was driving

grow a pair..

 

[Joker52]

grow a pair..

Dude, your an idiot if you drive drunk. I'm sorry but that's how u die.

 

[Charfizcool]

grow a pair..

you think you're a man because you can drive drunk... *tsk* *tsk*

 

[email468]

aren't you going to tell us what you learned?

 

[Joker52]

aren't you going to tell us what you learned?

Lolz, backslash...

 

[email468]

Lolz, backslash...

you made it sounds so cool i wanted to know!

i'm really sorry if i put you on the spot - i didn't mean to!

 

[wolfensan]

the real question is; did you get any?

 

[Joker52]

lol, bj on the beach? but i wouldn't say...

 

[wolfensan]

 

[Joker52]

wise wise words......

 

[firebrand18rjr]

yea drivin drunk is a auto ass fuckin from the 5-0 . see even a bit of a swerve n they hit the lights. they automatically smell the booze on yer breathe. end up gettin yer car towed dui here where i live is automatic 1000 fine on top of lawyer fees and the small collection fees. plus car impound fees, alcohol classes and jail time depending on how many dui offenses you are up . imho def not worth a couple hours with some hoes considering youll be in court for over 4 months getting postponed. anyone agree?

 

[email468]

yea drivin drunk is a auto ass fuckin from the 5-0 . see even a bit of a swerve n they hit the lights. they automatically smell the booze on yer breathe. end up gettin yer car towed dui here where i live is automatic 1000 fine on top of lawyer fees and the small collection fees. plus car impound fees, alcohol classes and jail time depending on how many dui offenses you are up . imho def not worth a couple hours with some hoes considering youll be in court for over 4 months getting postponed. anyone agree?

I agree it is not worth it but I think the real danger is injuring or killing yourself and/or others rather than worrying about 5-0 and the fine.

 

[tokeiteasy]

dont drink and drive smoke and drive paranoid so your more careful

 

[wolfensan]

dont drink and drive smoke and drive paranoid so your more careful

lol there you go

 

[BlazinBuddah]

dont drink and drive smoke and drive paranoid so your more careful

always heard it as "dont drink and drive smoke and fly"

 

[kochab]

I agree it is not worth it but I think the real danger is injuring or killing yourself and/or others rather than worrying about 5-0 and the fine.

I perfectlly agree email, you are a very smart person indeed.

Driving drunk is terrible. But riding around stoned off your rocker aint much to brag about either...
I mean this guy was smoking on a half and finished it before he left...."waiting on some girls to sneak out". The guys young and my belief is that he needs to wait until his tolerance builds up a bit before he rides around blazin.
Hell man get ya some pussy then your buzz'l be worn off enough for you to drive. ( I say that because I didnt see any conformation of the getting off of ya rocks)

 

[kochab]

oh and he was prob smoking on beasters. No one That I know can smoke a half ounce of good nugget in one sitting. hell .1 gram of the shit i normally get will have a youngin's head taken off.