Pick up lines

Dizzle Frost

Well-Known Member
Was it a Hoover, or a Dyson? If not u have ur answer ;) or did u skimp on the attachment options, bad dizzle, wait u set that bitch up for angry sex, i see ur game, well played fine Sir, well played :)
it deff wasnt a dyson lol ... we did have angry sex.... but it was about a week later after a diff fight LOL
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
No spawning, just a unknown and emotionally painful condition that turned my fun box into private property. Something to do with a ph imbalance I believe. I'm thinking about trying dolomite lime.

You want to be preg and barefoot while cooking for your master? I think I know a guy for that too lol
If it's cytolytic vaginosis ... that dolomite thing might not be far off. Bicarb douches provide relief and control. cn
 

The Cryptkeeper

Well-Known Member
dude women are better then this shit. preggo bare foot and kitchen... fuck that dude. thats a mans job to cook for his wife and make her feel like top shit. that trad bullshit is just that. yeah preggo and barefoot thats your own thing but thats kitchen shit is just retarded. find another job in the house. fuck take care of the dudes garden or something. or get a job... o yeah as long as he has a job first then get a job. ive seen to many women end up the clique go to the market come home watch tv or read and wonder town and they all look so fucking helpless and sad. please for the love of god or whom ever you find holy dont ever become or boring ass house mom you'll become bitter as fuck they all do
Whoa buddy lmfao....
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Well, 1S1K ... there's always the service entrance. ~ducking~
Lol at the title of the above video ... is the fist a f**k? cn
 

Ilovebush

Well-Known Member
No pick up line. I just tape a 100 dollar bill to my window and drive around downtown.:leaf:
LMFAO!!! This thread is gonna make me piss my pants. Growery nailed it...look for ladies who will look at u and look away. It's one thing to get a girl's attention but keeping it is the hard part. Most sluts will respond to the wanna fuck prop but those ones never required work to begin with. Compliments work no doubt, as well as coming across as Mr Fun Guy. I think it's best to use some swagger/confidence and anything that will make her smile. Just my opinion as I never had to use a cheesy one liner. U can always go for the insecure ones if ur lookin for easy? I once asked my friend standing next to me in a club if the lady he was talking to worked at ... She immediately drops him and asks me how I know that. Lucky I was slightly intoxicated and quick to respond...all I said was that I never forget a pretty face and she was all mine. No plan or intention to hijack her as the guy she was talking to was a good friend.
 

dirtsurfr

Well-Known Member
After years of doing coke you still have that big dick? LOL!
If I did coke It'd give me a stroke.
And my dick??
It needs to be lick started all the time now.......
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
After years of doing coke you still have that big dick? LOL!
If I did coke It'd give me a stroke.
And my dick??
It needs to be lick started all the time now.......
LOL! It's been a good 5 years since my last and final relapse. I'd probably have a stroke too!
 
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