The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

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well fuck off then would be the simple answer lolol

hows ya doing anyway m8?
oooooooh touchy today aren't ya sam lad lol.

am grand fella grows on, equilibrium restored. missing the extra dollar to chuck about but aint like i'm not used to being skint. toon are flying high. so can't grumble!

you all good?
 

The Yorkshireman

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have say yorkie i was 9 n half stone few years back wen was a coke head.
im 12 odd stone now and toned up. i got that threw eating and taking care wot i put in body and alot bag work. but i always been involved in martial arts(had ops to fight in comps for kung fu and karate) or before that i used just love fighting as was bit off a twat.
i myself dont believe in putting chems in body like roids. but each to there own like. i woodnt say u shouldn
if roids wasnt cheating then they woodnt b banned from 99 per cent all sporting events/comps
"Chems in my body like roids". See that's the thing they are all ready in your body as testosterone, you're just putting more in that's all!

If everybody was allowed to use them then it wouldn't be cheating would it? The only problem would be the athletes that chose not to would be at a disadvantage, so they just blanket ban the lot.

It says nothing for oral steroids that have a half life of a few hours though, they can't be detected by tests because as soon as the half life of the compound has peaked the drug starts to leave your system. For example if say tablet X has an active half life of 4 hours, then you can take a tablet at 8am and your body be free and clean for a piss test at 4pm!

That's were the words "Designer Steroid" comes from.
 

newuserlol

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oooooooh touchy today aren't ya sam lad lol.

am grand fella grows on, equilibrium restored. missing the extra dollar to chuck about but aint like i'm not used to being skint. toon are flying high. so can't grumble!

you all good?
will be when i finished rolling this malana cream charas joint lololol
 

mad dog bark

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"Chems in my body like roids". See that's the thing they are all ready in your body as testosterone, you're just putting more in that's all!

If everybody was allowed to use them then it wouldn't be cheating would it? The only problem would be the athletes that chose not to would be at a disadvantage, so they just blanket ban the lot.

It says nothing for oral steroids that have a half life of a few hours though, they can't be detected by tests because as soon as the half life of the compound has peaked the drug starts to leave your system. For example if say tablet X has an active half life of 4 hours, then you can take a tablet at 8am and your body be free and clean for a piss test at 4pm!

That's were the words "Designer Steroid" comes from.
i woodnt want extra testostarone fella. i get quite stressed as is. defo me on them i wood b in the nick.
but doesnt each person produce different levels of the stuff? some peeps max the limit natural and some peeps levels r so low they have take boosters?
isnt that chael sonnen and nate the great (cage fighters) on the booster progamme as they have low levels?
 

supersillybilly

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Im not biting..........but I reckon your post is being watched. lol After you eat all them valium you better move onto the ballasts and lights. lol
 

The Yorkshireman

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Funny you should mention banned from major sporting events, I was watching a Doc the other day about the kit and tech the Olympic "Team GB" camp have (I'm into athletics and used to run the 100-110m Hurdles for Yorkshire when I was at school).

They were talking about how they train runners for pure sprinting power and stamina.
What they do is wrap the athletes thigh muscles in very tight bandages that act as a tourniquet, restricting the blood flow to the muscles. They then make the athlete train at full intensity until the muscles become fatigued, when the muscles stop working they then remove the bandages resulting in a massive rush of blood into the muscles letting the athlete then power through muscle exhaustion.

I was sat thinking well that concept is EXACTLY the same as "Blood Doping" without actually removing the blood!
Can this not be considered an unfair advantage?

Just something to mull over! ;)
 

newuserlol

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Im not biting..........but I reckon your post is being watched. lol After you eat all them valium you better move onto the ballasts and lights. lol
bollax m8 been sending n receiving for over 10yrs never had a single problem when ya promised shit dont arrive its a simple fact of it aint been fucking sent!!!!!!!
 

asap

Active Member
Im not biting..........but I reckon your post is being watched. lol After you eat all them valium you better move onto the ballasts and lights. lol
No need to bite, you are man of the day in my eyes, unless some mate of mine randomly drops a few oz off round mine on tick to get rid of then they will take the title. But so far your winning!
 

supersillybilly

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Funny you should mention banned from major sporting events, I was watching a Doc the other day about the kit and tech the Olympic "Team GB" camp have (I'm into athletics and used to run the 100-110m Hurdles for Yorkshire when I was at school).

They were talking about how they train runners for pure sprinting power and stamina.
What they do is wrap the athletes thigh muscles in very tight bandages that act as a tourniquet, restricting the blood flow to the muscles. They then make the athlete train at full intensity until the muscles become fatigued, when the muscles stop working they then remove the bandages resulting in a massive rush of blood into the muscles letting the athlete then power through muscle exhaustion.

I was sat thinking well that concept is EXACTLY the same as "Blood Doping" without actually removing the blood!
Can this not be considered an unfair advantage?

Just something to mull over! ;)
Im going to try that with ma cock
 

The Yorkshireman

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i woodnt want extra testostarone fella. i get quite stressed as is. defo me on them i wood b in the nick.
but doesnt each person produce different levels of the stuff? some peeps max the limit natural and some peeps levels r so low they have take boosters?
isnt that chael sonnen and nate the great (cage fighters) on the booster progamme as they have low levels?
Yes he probably is, when administered by a doctor it's called "HRT" when I administer it myself because I KNOW I have low levels then it's called "Steroid Abuse".

Seen as we have the shitty NHS in England the chances of getting a Doc to prescribe Anabolics for HRT reasons are practically nil, the Government let us import our own substances for personal use! That's why the importation and possession of AS in England is legal.

The Americans on the other hand have a multi billion dollar HRT industry, Anabolics are illegal over there because it takes tax out of their pockets!
 

mad dog bark

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i see wot u saying but it doesnt break any sporting rules.
it same as ufc fighters wen get injuries they use stuff like shark extract that heals ligament and cartlidge 2ce as fast.
and footballers using oxygen treatments. its nothing banned(substances) so it allowed, but yeah is an advantage to have if the other athletes cant afford it.
there was a thing few years ago bout italian footballers being pumped with sports performing inhancing drugs, i think chelsea also was involved wen raneri was in charge years ago. it was a treatment which they had get foriegn staff to administer as the uk docs point blank refused.
excuse me spelling mistakes n grammer but bollocks haha
even weed is classed as sports inhancing as it can calm an athlete before an event so nerves dont get in the way??? to me if some1 can win a race stoned then they should b knighted haha
 
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