lol.
i qualify for every program out there, and i live in a state where i could get my health care for free, food for free, a discount on my phone bill, assistance with my heating, and probably a lot more that i don't even know about.
i don't use anything.
by the way, what the fuck does cheese have to do with basements? i am told they don't do basements in arizona because of the composition of the ground, very tough stuff. but i believe that it has more to do with the cost of digging through that stuff and installing the ventilation, which build-a-cheap-home companies are not willing to do.