Havnt had sex in three weeks :(

1993stoner

1993stoner

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My girl just had a c section like three weeks ago. The baby (Allysa) was three months early so she's still in the hospital. Me and my girl have been just sitting at home smokin and chillin and shit. We both get real horny but were not allowed to have sex untill she is completely healed and it has been hard as fuck! I'm high as fuck. Thought id get it off my chest as I don't have any stoner buddies to talk about my problems with. Any one else having any sex problems??? Post!!!!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Don't sweat it. Some people go their whole life without EVER having sex. Wish your girl and your baby nothing but the best.
 
1993stoner

1993stoner

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Plus I'm still in highschool so there are lots of hot girls always walking around and flirting. Jeeez god help me. I'm not a cheater but this INSANE.
 
1993stoner

1993stoner

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Dude I've gotten so many these past weeks its ridiculus. Only problem is....she totally sucks at them. No offence towards her. Blow jobs just make me want the real thing :/
 
ae86 grower

ae86 grower

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bahahahaha....its the one thing the wife won`t do.....no wonder mafia have guma`s.... wife won`t give them a swallow..;)
 
Urca

Urca

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do not fuck her for a while.
my mom didnt think she'd get pregnant so quickly after having my sister, but then 5 months later she was pregnant with me and my brother, and you do not want 3 kids under the age of two.
anywho, you're young and your lady just popped out a baby. still in high school. You might want to wait a bit? you shouldnt be so focused on smoking and sex, you still have a baby in the hospital...
 
1993stoner

1993stoner

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I masterbate daily and it does ease the hornyness for a while but it always comes back. Plus she whips out her breasts three times a day to pump milk. Sometimes I wake up to her pumping in the middle of the night :/
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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*likes Urca's post.

Ask her nicely to get some tips from girl friends? Or just tell her how you like it to help her? If she feels good at it it might improve her confidence, and if she is confident, it will make her better at it.

18 and a father... Work hard and prove to everyone you can do it.

Congratulations to you both.

I hope you're taking good care of your lady.

Er, try some toys together?

It could be worse like Neo said. I have had no fun for over a year and even before then it was hardly ever and me doing all the giving.

Talk to your lady. She may appreciate the honesty and the fact you're not just running off to someone else for sex. It might encourage her to try harder with the blowjobs if she knows you are desperate for pleasure from her. If she wants, make sure you remember to return the favor..
 
1993stoner

1993stoner

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I have a great job at a hospital making 11.90 a hour and I'm planning on goin to college after I get my diploma in a couple of months so I'm on the right track. Haha I'm eightteen!! All I think about is smoking and sex. Maybe a little ps3
 
1993stoner

1993stoner

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Yea kurio, I think that's what I need to do. The first time she tried it she thought she was doing so good that I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I lied. I guess the time has come to let her know. I can't really return the flavor with her bleeding. I take good care of her. When I found out she was preggo I let her move in with me and my mom and now were saving for a car. Then hopefully a house :)
 
ganjames

ganjames

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she just had a c-section, you got a baby in the hospital...
now is not the fucking time to tell her that her dick sucking skills aren't up to par.
 
Urca

Urca

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1993stoner said:
Lmao that's what I was thinking but fuck, its worth a shot
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no, its not, and it will make you look like a selfish prick if you ask. "like yeah you just had major surgery, combined with going through labor, and your baby is in the hospital, but yeah im bother we cant have sex and you suck dick terribly"
 
Farfenugen

Farfenugen

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Do you honestly think a pot forum is the best place to be looking for relationship advice - let alone sex?
If, say, you were a chick and posted a few tasty pictures, then sure, I could give you all the advice you want
but man, smoke a dube, chill out and let that THC do it's job of putting you in a state of relaxation, and forget
about getting your rocks off.
 
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