Seems your strong suit is making wrong assumptions.Si,habla Espanol.I speak pigeon spanish,never had much of a ear, but know a ton of words.Love spanish T.V. they know how to show off their women,but most importantly I know my way around a spanish menu like a native,Grew up in L.A projects,until 13.Attended K-7, 50% poor white,50%native Spanish and Mexican.Couldn't help but respect them they were better off than I and most of the caucs.I knew.Hey, they lived in neighborhood with houses.Developed the kind of empathy only children playing and learning together can form.Later in life lived in a bilingual city for 30 years,pursued a beautiful Mexican girl once, she wouldn't have anything to do wih me.Had many Spanish and Cuban close friends. Moved in and out of the barrios many times,my spanih was decent then but i dont live in that city now and my spanish has slipped. Anything else U want to GUESS about.