Shittiest Sandwiches in the US

[Sunbiz1]

Don't think I'll be having a McRib in the near future

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=overrated_sandwiches

If you like emulsified dick meat, then you'll love the McRib. This is the only sandwich that almost didn't make it onto the list because of a technicality, that technicality being that it's not food. The patty is made by grinding lips, assholes, and tripe into a toothpaste-like consistency. Then it's caked with chemicals and pumped into an injection mold to give it a spongey gray texture, then dunked in a runny McRib sauce, made mostly out of water & corn syrup.

 

[UncleBuck]

sounds to me like they need to hire more women to work at mcdonalds. women generally make excellent sandwiches, i think it is an evolutionary mechanism.

 

[april]

sounds to me like they need to hire more women to work at mcdonalds. women generally make excellent sandwiches, i think it is an evolutionary mechanism.

LMFAO damn it, when ur right ur right It's all about sauce placement, it's critical, put some on the wrong item and the whole sandwich becomes mush, or falls apart, I am a true sandwich artist

 

[rocpilefsj]

LMFAO damn it, when ur right ur right It's all about sauce placement, it's critical, put some on the wrong item and the whole sandwich becomes mush, or falls apart, I am a true sandwich artist

Does it say so on your subway name badge? Lol

 

[bigbillyrocka]

Don't think I'll be having a McRib in the near future

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=overrated_sandwiches

If you like emulsified dick meat, then you'll love the McRib. This is the only sandwich that almost didn't make it onto the list because of a technicality, that technicality being that it's not food. The patty is made by grinding lips, assholes, and tripe into a toothpaste-like consistency. Then it's caked with chemicals and pumped into an injection mold to give it a spongey gray texture, then dunked in a runny McRib sauce, made mostly out of water & corn syrup.

just sounds like a hot dog to me?

 

[april]

Does it say so on your subway name badge? Lol

No silly on the left side of my shirt, i think it was on the sleeve lol, hey i did the old school cut, not the new way, think about it u can put soo much more food into a crack when the top is placed on versus trying to fold the over, damn them why did they change, i think the old cut was the "hinge cut"

 

[golddog]

I'm sure glad I don't eat that shit

Funny article

 

[rocpilefsj]

No silly on the left side of my shirt, i think it was on the sleeve lol, hey i did the old school cut, not the new way, think about it u can put soo much more food into a crack when the top is placed on versus trying to fold the over, damn them why did they change, i think the old cut was the "hinge cut"

Where were you last night when the sandwich artist made my meatball sub? Ever try eating a meatball sub with the new cut, luckily I wasn't wearing a white shirt... I miss the old "hinge cut", they have no clue now.

 

[SirShmokeAlot225]

LMFAO damn it, when ur right ur right It's all about sauce placement, it's critical, put some on the wrong item and the whole sandwich becomes mush, or falls apart, I am a true sandwich artist

Yes indeed. Haha.

As for the mcrib, I must say I'm gonna have to try that lol. Does sound much like a hotdog though.

 

[april]

Where were you last night when the sandwich artist made my meatball sub? Ever try eating a meatball sub with the new cut, luckily I wasn't wearing a white shirt... I miss the old "hinge cut", they have no clue now.

The meatball sub was my excuse when the boss asked why i did it, even he started to train the newbies to also do it for the meatball sub only, but like me others found it easier since most people buying a sub want double everything, idiots yes it's a sandwich but ur making it more unhealthy them a big mac lol Oh always get cheese on the buttom keeps ur bread from getting mushy, and it holds the meatballs in better.

 

[Sunbiz1]

just sounds like a hot dog to me?

Depends on the manufacturer, I buy these as opposed to Wal-Mart brands:

Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs

Beef, water, contains less than 2% of salt, sorbitol, sodium lactate, hydrolyzed soy, corn and wheat gluten protein, paprika, natural flavoring, sodium diacetate , sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite, packed in natural sheep casing to help seal in flavor.
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Not as bad as one would think for a hot dog, no assholes at any rate...lol

 

[ML75]

my barf just barfed

 

[cannabineer]

LMFAO damn it, when ur right ur right It's all about sauce placement, it's critical, put some on the wrong item and the whole sandwich becomes mush, or falls apart, I am a true sandwich artist

An' here I thought sauce placement was a man's job. cn