Question for Finshaggy and Urca

[RainbowBrite86]

Tell Aunt Flo hello from Johnny!

We're not really on speaking terms ever since she started making me bleed.

 

[ganjames]

We're not really on speaking terms ever since she started making me bleed.

Yeah... maybe we should take things slow.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

We're not really on speaking terms ever since she started making me bleed.

That bitch! I didn't know she shanked you. Black Sunday imo.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

You know what...truthfully, it's not the bleeding part I mind. It's the week before it. It's the part that's so brutally painful and so hormonally imbalanced that at times I have literally considered shanking myself in the uterus just so I could bleed and get it over with.

 

[april]

Aww Someone needs a tampoon and a lower back rub, and maybe some chocolate, mmmm almonds and chocolate

 

[april]

You know what...truthfully, it's not the bleeding part I mind. It's the week before it. It's the part that's so brutally painful and so hormonally imbalanced that at times I have literally considered shanking myself in the uterus just so I could bleed and get it over with.

A big penis can be like a shank

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

This thread has taken an alarming turn. I hope this is a good omen for the Patriots tonight. Sunday bloody Sunday etc. Can we change the subject now? I was about to start chili and now I'm thinking zouppa tuscana.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

A big penis can be like a shank

Stop! Please?

 

[RainbowBrite86]

A tampoon lol. Sorry makes me think of a whale sized tampon lmao. I do pads though. The huge kind. Like the kind that FEMA passes out as back-up floatation devices. I would use tampoons (haha) but they hurt so friggin bad. Too tight for tampons...shame.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

(What do you wanna bet next time I piss somebody off that last one ends up as somebody's revenge signature?)

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Jesus...H...Christ...son of the bitch...no no no no noooooooooooooo.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

(What do you wanna bet next time I piss somebody off that last one ends up as somebody's revenge signature?)

Right, TooTightForTamponsBrite....who would do that?

Also, whatchu doin?? (in like ten days or so)

 

[RainbowBrite86]

OMG just about fell out of my chair laughing lol. Ohhh it hurts. OK if I disappear and someone comes on as tootightfortamponsbrite, you'll know who it is. In ten days i'm gonna go see my aunt! Haven't you been paying attention?! Week before = bitch. Bitch = now. Therefore now = week before. See? I'm not scheduled to float away on my cruise pad in the great Red Sea until next week. So we'll have to push it further back.

 

[april]

A tampoon lol. Sorry makes me think of a whale sized tampon lmao. I do pads though. The huge kind. Like the kind that FEMA passes out as back-up floatation devices. I would use tampoons (haha) but they hurt so friggin bad. Too tight for tampons...shame.

Are u putting it in the right hole?

Pads ewwwwwwwwwwwww sorry but i can't justify sitting in a diaper pressed against my delicate lady parts, cork that shit , deep breath out, one leg up, or squat, and RELAX

 

[ganjames]

A tampoon lol. Sorry makes me think of a whale sized tampon lmao. I do pads though. The huge kind. Like the kind that FEMA passes out as back-up floatation devices. I would use tampoons (haha) but they hurt so friggin bad. Too tight for tampons...shame.

Such a tease.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Are u putting it in the right hole?

LMAO! God I hope so! No really. I can't take more than one finger either. I dunno what that's about. Here let me see yours, i'll see if mine's the same lol.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

(Psst...Ganja...take notes. Gotta make her laugh...THEN you bring up fucking. But be subtle about it. Can I see yours is subtle for me lol.)

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

OMG just about fell out of my chair laughing lol. Ohhh it hurts. OK if I disappear and someone comes on as tootightfortamponsbrite, you'll know who it is. In ten days i'm gonna go see my aunt! Haven't you been paying attention?! Week before = bitch. Bitch = now. Therefore now = week before. See? I'm not scheduled to float away on my cruise pad in the great Red Sea until next week. So we'll have to push it further back.

Oh ok my bad. I already lit my first ceremonial bong at my altar to Tom Brady, so math is not my friend at the moment. Let me revise to:

Whatchu dooooo-in' in roughly two weeks, give or take?

 

[ganjames]

(Psst...Ganja...take notes. Gotta make her laugh...THEN you bring up fucking. But be subtle about it. Can I see yours is subtle for me lol.)

I'm not very good at this, no wonder I can't snag up my own RIU lady.


*goes into the corner to cry*

 

[april]

LMAO! God I hope so! No really. I can't take more than one finger either. I dunno what that's about. Here let me see yours, i'll see if mine's the same lol.

RFLMAO u must be mormon