The UK Growers Thread!

[tip top toker]

Indeed, quantity over quality. I think most young folk enter into growing thinking about yield and not the high, it's only once you've smoked out a bunch of plants that you start to realise that maybe there's more to cannabis than simply a pound per plant

 

[mad dog bark]

all depends if u grow for love of smoking or bash it out door n make as much as u can. im a smoker so gotta agree rather oz or two peng then kilo weak assed standard bud.

 

[baklawa]

Bah. Why does shit always rain onto my life the instant I run outta weed? Fucks sake, being bombarded by crap from all sides today. Been getting creepy anonymous emails since yesterday, weird ominous ones - somebody knows a shitload more about my current location and life than my own mother - and the worst of it is that there's no target, nothing visible or audible or in any way tangible that I can kick the crap out of. I hate invisible threats. As I'll be insomniac all night tonight I may as well set up a little "bird hide" in the garden and park myself there all night with the goggles and a rolling-pin.

 

[UKHG]

Bah. Why does shit always rain onto my life the instant I run outta weed? Fucks sake, being bombarded by crap from all sides today. Been getting creepy anonymous emails since yesterday, weird ominous ones - somebody knows a shitload more about my current location and life than my own mother - and the worst of it is that there's no target, nothing visible or audible or in any way tangible that I can kick the crap out of. I hate invisible threats. As I'll be insomniac all night tonight I may as well set up a little "bird hide" in the garden and park myself there all night with the goggles and a rolling-pin.

if its hotmail clik rite in between senders name and the subject and select message location and inbox me the wjhole thing il give u a location of the sender maybe help u out if sum1 fucking with yuou

Most people seem to give great reviews about AK48

according to the poeple on my estate no such thing as ak48 just ak47 wat a complete set of fucking idiots
me myself noever smoked it a as it never arrived

 

[baklawa]

if its hotmail clik rite in between senders name and the subject and select message location and inbox me the wjhole thing il give u a location of the sender maybe help u out if sum1 fucking with yuou

Sent from Hotmail to my Gmail. I did the usual thing of viewing message source, but major email providers these days seem to scramble or hide locatable IPs - nothing sent from Gmail can be traced back to a geographical location, for example - and the sender is either in the same general area as me or they're at the Hotmail HQ in the States My own stupid freakin fault, I've been getting sloppy recently, even invoiced a client with a UK address and number this week, only realized after I'd sent the invoice that I'd accidentally written my current address on the invoice (I have 2 alternative UK addresses for exactly this kind of situation - one of them a warehouse and the other a lady I basically dislike so I don't mind if her house gets raided by a pack of human dogs ).

What freaked me out is that they seem to know I never bothered getting curtains for one of the windows as it just overlooks the garden and the wilderness beyond. This kind of shit is fun when high, but a total head-screw when you've had a rubbish day and the sun is about to set and you're prone to insomnia and you've got nothing to smoke and you foresee an unnecessarily long vigil in the freezing cold

 

[Vapourize]

i can be pretty sure that all emails can be traced 1 way or another, if it turns out im wrong the other best idea i have is to buy yourself a prezzie from gunstar.co.uk....

 

[tip top toker]

Stella is flowing. My working hours have changed dramatically and ent no way i'll be in bed early enough to be up at 4/5 wihotout a little push in the right direction

 

[baklawa]

i can be pretty sure that all emails can be traced 1 way or another, if it turns out im wrong the other best idea i have is to buy yourself a prezzie from gunstar.co.uk....

I used to be pretty good at tracing emails but these days I'd probably need a subpoena or something =) yeah I've been itching for one of those prezzies myself, but I promised myself to only stock one illegal article in my house at any given time =) Probably have to make do with an air pistol or something The trick is to prevent things from ever progressing to that stage though

 

[tip top toker]

Build a moat and fill it with swimming knives

 

[baklawa]

Build a moat and fill it with swimming knives

Got a moat of sorts actually If it werent so fast-flowing I would have filled it with a whole bunch of defensive measures, but most of them would end up in the Thames by nightfall unless tethered (and where's the point in that?!).

Still, I like the way your mind works dude You're a sad loss to our basement....

 

[mad dog bark]

id show the message old bill if u got kid in house and no grow going? mayb not threats but sounds like they admitted in mail they stalking ya. best b safe. i wood say if u a bloke wait in bushes outside n wen turns up bury a axe to their face. but thats just me. not saying chicks cant do that but mayb not if u wanna b around as kid grows older

 

[gaztoth]

anyone used reptile brick coco?

 

[baklawa]

id show the message old bill if u got kid in house and no grow going? mayb not threats but sounds like they admitted in mail they stalking ya. best b safe. i wood say if u a bloke wait in bushes outside n wen turns up bury a axe to their face. but thats just me. not saying chicks cant do that but mayb not if u wanna b around as kid grows older

Axe! I knew there was something missing from my tool shed *manic axe murderer cackle*

Actually blokes are better at bush-lurking than chicks (because men have larger bladders? because they have thicker hairier skin so feel the cold less? nope! because they are very very good at sitting still and staring blankly at the same spot for hours - expert mono-taskers). But I have been feeling like a fully-exposed sitting target ever since the sun went down, so any "action" is preferable to that feeling.

No cops until the house has aired for at least a week Also, preferably no cops ever, full stop. Telling the cops that I got a two-line email in a foreign language today that basically asked me how I expected to hide when I didn't even have any curtains?! How overstaffed would they need to be before they even listened to me?! At best they'd note my complaint so that it would pop up on screen when they get the emergency call at 4 a.m. from my neighbours to say that the weird hermit lady down the road has just slaughtered a bunch of foreigners with an axe - would that help me to get off on manslaughter?!

 

[mad dog bark]

yeah thats my point once u have warned them u r intitled to defend yaself without to much off a worry off police hitting u with a gbh charge. my mrs had trouble with her ex n had do the whole police thing before i came to live here. i no her ex infact used b one my good mates. he was a twat to his kid too n turnrd up wen out nick pissed n kick door and shouting abuse outside. didnt expect me to answer the door n didnt expect to b carried off by flashy blues. didnt no he had a heart condition haha but bollocks u get wot u deserve if u bully women but again thats just my thoughts.
right i got a fairy to see. laters all

 

[Griffta]

i wood say if u a bloke wait in bushes outside n wen turns up bury a axe to their face. but thats just me. not saying chicks cant do that but mayb not if u wanna b around as kid grows older

FUCKING LOLZ MDB! hahaha love it.

 

[Griffta]

...I got a two-line email in a foreign language today that basically asked me how I expected to hide when I didn't even have any curtains?!

Spam mail gets real.

 

[newuserlol]

Axe! I knew there was something missing from my tool shed *manic axe murderer cackle*

Actually blokes are better at bush-lurking than chicks (because men have larger bladders? because they have thicker hairier skin so feel the cold less? nope! because they are very very good at sitting still and staring blankly at the same spot for hours - expert mono-taskers). But I have been feeling like a fully-exposed sitting target ever since the sun went down, so any "action" is preferable to that feeling.

No cops until the house has aired for at least a week Also, preferably no cops ever, full stop. Telling the cops that I got a two-line email in a foreign language today that basically asked me how I expected to hide when I didn't even have any curtains?! How overstaffed would they need to be before they even listened to me?! At best they'd note my complaint so that it would pop up on screen when they get the emergency call at 4 a.m. from my neighbours to say that the weird hermit lady down the road has just slaughtered a bunch of foreigners with an axe - would that help me to get off on manslaughter?!

u dont have curtains? its like you almost inviting stalkers to stalk with no curtains lol

mdb got it right just hide in the bush with a axe and ne1 that looks at ya house abit funny do em with the axe,

 

[Griffta]

No cops until the house has aired for at least a week Also, preferably no cops ever, full stop. Telling the cops that I got a two-line email in a foreign language today that basically asked me how I expected to hide when I didn't even have any curtains?! How overstaffed would they need to be before they even listened to me?! At best they'd note my complaint so that it would pop up on screen when they get the emergency call at 4 a.m. from my neighbours to say that the weird hermit lady down the road has just slaughtered a bunch of foreigners with an axe - would that help me to get off on manslaughter?!

Seriously WTF is going on here? You got an email in a foreign language (the language of the country you lived prior to here presumably?) saying 'how can you hide without any curtains?'
Who the fuck is after you? Lawrence Lewellen-Bowen??

 

[Griffta]

Get a red laser pen & a cap gun lol.
point the pen out the window & pop off a couple of 'rounds' now & again

 

[Griffta]

Lock all doors & windows & chill the fuck out in one of the rooms with curtains?