Can Guys Really Not Find the Clitoris.

[cannabineer]

^^ someone needs to trim around that ... cn

 

[neosapien]

^^ someone needs to trim around that ... cn

lol, doesn't look very landscaped does it?

 

[Refusedpanda]

guys who can't find the clit are doomed.

going down a girl is one thing, but how many can do it all days of the month. i've earned my red wings, lol

 

[cannabineer]

Is that, like, fast food for vampires? or vajpires? cn

 

[neosapien]

Is that, like, fast food for vampires? or vajpires? cn

lololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[obijohn]

Random pussy story: once my then gf and I got very drunk. I decided it was a good idea to shove a bunch of Ben and Jerrys ice cream up the old' coochie. Ate it outta there and a great time was had by all.

 

[neosapien]

Random pussy story: once my then gf and I got very drunk. I decided it was a good idea to shove a bunch of Ben and Jerrys ice cream up the old' coochie. Ate it outta there and a great time was had by all.

Were you drunk enough that you put it in her brownie too?

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Random pussy story: once my then gf and I got very drunk. I decided it was a good idea to shove a bunch of Ben and Jerrys ice cream up the old' coochie. Ate it outta there and a great time was had by all.

Random pussy retort. Stopped drinking in part because of ideas like: remove sheets from 90's era waterbed. Add butter flavor crisco. Add girlfriend who, astonishingly likes the idea, then slide off the bed and break her wrist on the wall. And finish before going to the e-room.

/retort

 

[cannabineer]

Were you drunk enough that you put it in her brownie too?

I think that would make my banana split. cn

 

[neosapien]

I think that would make my banana split. cn

Don't forget the cream.

 

[420 couple]

Pink flowers...lol

 

[dirtsurfr]

I've had some major dental work done and some good pain killers so last night i nailed the wife for long long time no shit.
She was like Ok your done get off... Oh wait oh yea right there. Friking wrists are killing me today!

 

[obijohn]

Were you drunk enough that you put it in her brownie too?

Well, it was rocky road ice cream. So no need to head down the hershey highway

 

[neosapien]

I've had some major dental work done and some good pain killers so last night i nailed the wife for long long time no shit.
She was like Ok your done get off... Oh wait oh yea right there. Friking wrists are killing me today!

Lol, my wife's had some work done and gets her dentist to hook it up every now and then. I really don't eat them if I don't need to but they sure come in handy sometimes. No pun intended.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Careful with that ice cream. She won't taste so good with a yeast infection <3

 

[neosapien]

Careful with that ice cream. She won't taste so good with a yeast infection <3

Well that sure killed the mood. For some reason I'm craving bread.

 

[dirtsurfr]

Pussy is like Weed if you throw off it's PH it gets sick....

 

[Wogtaz Ryder]

Stan found it

 

[cannabineer]

Pussy is like Weed if you throw off it's PH it gets sick....

Yah but weed is supposed to be frosty. cn

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Yah but weed is supposed to be frosty. cn

OOOOOOOOHH... Ouchie.

Sorry for killing the mood. How about you rub me down with butter and slowly lick it off my topography.

*cough* There you go. Just keep sugar out of the pussy. It should be all the sugar you need X3