The Army...

timeismoney1

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All your topics are about $

If you want money get a damn job so you can quit spamming your $$% schemes.

Oh to stay on topic my friend is in navy. Rank e2 and he brings home a grand or more every 2 weeks
 

Hemlock

Well-Known Member
Lol

Because the 15-25% of the military made up of other Texans, who go there (I have talked to tons of them) for money, or to shoot guns, are wasting their time...Right?

You have a rude awaking coming should you join Finshaggy. I say you won't make it past boot camp. But good luck on your Venture..LOL
 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
All your topics are about $
Everyone has a thing they think all of mine are about...

"All your topics are about shiva"
"All you topics aren't about anything"
"All your threads are about money"
"All your threads are the same"
"All your threads are about aliens"


I think you guys just have 1 track minds.

You have a rude awaking coming should you join Finshaggy. I say you won't make it past boot camp. But good luck on your Venture..LOL
Lol

I can make it past boot camp.

I've known pplenty of people that make it through, in way worse shape than me.
I'm from Texas. Everyone goes to the military there.
Tons of my friends are in the military.
 

unohu69

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if fighting for someone elses political agenda is your thing. There are many different travel opportunity's that you can enjoy.
I know a guy that just got back from Africa, he was there volunteering to teach english to children. It was a very kool time for him. Way out in the middle of nowhere.

There hasnt been a soldier fighting for "OUR RIGHTS" in 200yrs. the last time anyone fought for our rights was the revolutionary war, some may argue that the civil war was about rights, but it wasnt.
 

robert 14617

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if you don't get the drug charges taken care of here in texas don't bother they wont take you and random drug tests are given U.rine S.amples M.ake C.ivilians
 

unohu69

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16 yrs ago we had a small birthday party for my sister, had a few guys from FT Bragg over, smoked up, they all got pissed the next day. They all got discharged.
6 or 7 of them. I had two of them give me 15$ a hit for a couple hits of acid I had. hey were all worried bout getn pissed. so they chose acid.
 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
16 yrs ago we had a small birthday party for my sister, had a few guys from FT Bragg over, smoked up, they all got pissed the next day. They all got discharged.
6 or 7 of them. I had two of them give me 15$ a hit for a couple hits of acid I had. hey were all worried bout getn pissed. so they chose acid.
That would be cool.

Sign up for 10 years and get the bonus, then fail a test and get discharged 7-8 years early.
Hell yeah :D
 
i joined the navy for 4 years and was in Asia, Japan for 3 and loved it. 9-5 monday-friday weekends holidays off, overseas pay, cola increases, hazardous duty pay, housing allowance...i was bring home 650 a week in the 80's.
 
You get paid when you sign right?

And when you make it through basic?

And...?

What are the incentives?
I want to travel...I want to meet people...I could do that in the army WHILE getting paid...
I gotta go to Mexico and smoke for a couple years, and trip my nuts off first.

But getting paid to travel and meet people, under my own complete legal protection(with a big gun, and after I've done a couple years of personal travel), seems like a good/fun idea.

Does anyone have any information?
Spent 11yrs adapting to the Army. I was in a nice profession, had the same aspirations in life, and then a few assholes wanted to blow up the trade towers and your neck deep in a big "ashtray" eating two MRE's a day, digging holes for your waste (and burning N0.#2 in 5 gallon drums), and hoping the next day will not be the last gets real fucking old, real fast. This was 2003 when I went to Iraq.

The next two deployments were even more stressful because now I was placed as a supervisor responsible for the lives of 8 other people and worrying about getting my ass out with out dying. Also had two IED's explode in my convoys I was on and a Vehicle Born IED (a car used as a man-made detonator) that rammed into a checkpoint killing 6 other people. I was standing under the blast under the bridge it exploded which was the only reason I survived. The concussive power alone sent my head twirling. Also did my fair share of dodging mortars that would drop randomly every 6 to 8 hours. Not an experience I would like to relive.

From a personal level, it isn't as fun as they make it sound to be. On a professional level, if you have common sense and stand up for yourself to a degree things will generally go smoothly, but just make sure you allow you supervisors their ego trips. If you butt in on their little ego you'll find yourself fucked in your career for months maybe years. Everyone with Senior rank, well almost everyone of them, act elitist and as if they all know everything there is to know about life, love, and making hard decisions. They're the type of people you ignorantly look at in a check out line flipping out on prices at the store with the cashier even though she had nothing to do with the pricing in the first place (yes, I actually saw a Sergeant Major arguing in a grocery store rudely with a cashier about pricing).

A lot of bureaucracy. A lot of sitting around waiting for other people to get their shit together, and a shit ton of bitching about problems from your peers to your supervisors before a decision is finally made. The other thing to be mindful is that your "new Company" which should be leading by example and teaching you fundementals beyond anything you have saw before will become a highschool filled with gossip, rumors, and daily annoyances with people who either are leaches, whiners, or the infamous mooch who makes you pay for everything because he is your broke ass roommate who spent his paycheck on his whacked out girlfriend and a 24 case of beer.

I learned a lot of life lessons when I joined and throughout my career, but every fucking bit of it was stressful; that part is what has caused my mental and physical drain for life. I have been out for about 8 months now and I am a student filmmaker and have found a huge surge of creativity since I have been out. I was even in a profession that makes you mentally look outside the box and was frequently told to reel my analytical side in because they always want you to support everything with some Army field manual that connects tactics or strategy or right with Direct emphasis on your sentences because everything written is formal and should be traditionally dealt with by formal response to something that has been written. If your able to do that and kiss a whole lot of ass along the way...the Army will do you wonders!

I should also mention that Smoking Marijuana and getting caught in the Army is like the equivalent of assault with intent or rape in their "laws". Hell committing adultery and getting caught in a court martial could get you military jail time! DUI's usually get you a loss of rank (may not be so bad initially, but when you been in for a few years, your a leader who is on a roll, one fuck up like that and you loss your rank and your career is on hold for nearly 3 years!) Though if your not deployed, the travel part is awesome. You can even get into the Army with previous use of illegal drugs; just ensure to tell them honestly what you used; as long as your not hot when you enter you'll be accepted.

The benefits I live off of today is from the 11yrs of shit I dealt with...though if your heart is not 100% into being a Soldier or if it just sounds like a good idea when your high...yeah...not a good idea to join unless your dedicated enough. I waned through it to be honest because I joined for a better life for my family. I am patriotic, but have come to terms with the true meaning of "glory" and understand glory and war isn't something to be used in the same sentence after witnessing what I saw with the innocent in Iraq and Afghan that died.

The military will make anybody least 40 percent more stressed and anxiety prone for the rest of your life (no matter if they had combat experience); unless of course you have a passion for it. Anyways, hope that was a bit of perspective. There is plenty of good things and good friends I have meant in the Army as well. I am not a fan of the "good ole' boy club" that some units in the military experience. Also not a fan of the phrase "do as I tell you; not as I do". Or when superiors demand "Army Values" yet don't follow some of the most important aspects after they demand you follow them. Just be mindful if you join.

The principles behind the military and the benefits now and later in life are amazing things for Soldiers (thanks to all those who served before me and their struggles); just like anything though, if your not into it you will fail. For me, I lost interest and inspiration because of the negativity and egotistical, absorbing assholes who were so narrow-minded it made the political forum here look like child's play!

AND GOOD FUCKING LUCK! lol
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Sign up for 10 years and get the bonus, then fail a test and get discharged 7-8 years early.
Hell yeah :D
Being discharged for a failed UA is equivalent to being fired in the civilian world and can very possibly include brig time.
You will receive zero retirement or compensation for that type of separation (possible Dishonorable discharge, but more likely an Administrative).
 

Samwell Seed Well

Well-Known Member
You get paid when you sign right?

And when you make it through basic?

And...?

What are the incentives?
I want to travel...I want to meet people...I could do that in the army WHILE getting paid...
I gotta go to Mexico and smoke for a couple years, and trip my nuts off first.

But getting paid to travel and meet people, under my own complete legal protection(with a big gun, and after I've done a couple years of personal travel), seems like a good/fun idea.

Does anyone have any information?
texas aint gonna let you off for military time

you dont fit the military profile you question to much
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Staff member
Here's a thought if you are considering military service.
FYI, your typical American does not even know that the CG is the 5th armed service in the US.

[video=youtube;LfkHTcqOZOU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfkHTcqOZOU[/video]
 

stonerman

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I was told if you want to see in the world in the military to join the navy. I heard the air force was most slack out of all of them. I have had a lot of friends in the army as infantry men, Basically they are front line soldiers. I always had temptations to join the army, simply because its good money with good benefits and an actual career with promotions. My friends that are in the army cannot smoke weed, it stays in their system to long, and from what I heard its not fun, having people in your face yelling at you constantly, your bed as to made perfectly not a single wrinkle, If the Sargent does not like the way you made your bed he will just flip it upside and you have to do it over. Socks folded perfectly to specific measurements, clean shaven, Push-ups in the snow, etc. The amount of physical activity that is involved and the discipline really does seperate the men from the boys. My biggest fear in the army would be getting posted overseas, they are Canadian soldiers dying all the time, its not right.
 

smokiemcbowl

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Yeah dude do navy if u wanna see cool shit. I have 4 buddys that r n the navy i regualrly talk to. My last buddy ryan went on deployment in 09 while i was n iraq. U know where that fuck went??? On a fuckin cruise of the medaterainian and europe... FML. This dude drank his ass of n spain, greece, italy, norway, and germany to just name a few. The navy also has the HIGHEST rate of deployment outta bootcamp. Its something like 80% of graduates that make it into the navy will deploy within 6 months of being stationed. They have just about every job the army does (exclude the infantry) and u wont b stuck.with a bunch of hicks and children lol no offense to the army but the only reason there fuckin lame is becasue of there standards. They take just about anyone. Dont get me wrong iv meet dudes n the army that r fuckin AMAZING at what they do and theu know there shit but theres just enough retards to fuck it up for everyone. But thats also gotta do with the army being an occupying force. There not the Marines where we go i, fuck everones shit sides ways and leave em dazed and confused and then the army comes in and sits on em. Thats y deployments r so long for them. Just bodys to take up space in an area the US wants to hold down. But yeah if i were u id go talk to a navy recuriter. Ask them about ur hand tat and c if they can get a waiver for u. Idk what the Marines said but they also have tattoo waivers that theu can basically get it documented and shit ad ur all good to get n. Doesnt work every time but the military has waivers for every thing lol
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Staff member
having people in your face yelling at you constantly, your bed as to made perfectly not a single wrinkle, If the Sargent does not like the way you made your bed he will just flip it upside and you have to do it over. Socks folded perfectly to specific measurements, clean shaven, Push-ups in the snow, etc. The amount of physical activity that is involved and the discipline really does seperate the men from the boys.
That kind of shit only goes on in Basic training, the Brig and BUDS (Navy).
 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
Spent 11yrs adapting to the Army. I was in a nice profession, had the same aspirations in life, and then a few assholes wanted to blow up the trade towers and your neck deep in a big "ashtray" eating two MRE's a day, digging holes for your waste (and burning N0.#2 in 5 gallon drums), and hoping the next day will not be the last gets real fucking old, real fast. This was 2003 when I went to Iraq.

The next two deployments were even more stressful because now I was placed as a supervisor responsible for the lives of 8 other people and worrying about getting my ass out with out dying. Also had two IED's explode in my convoys I was on and a Vehicle Born IED (a car used as a man-made detonator) that rammed into a checkpoint killing 6 other people. I was standing under the blast under the bridge it exploded which was the only reason I survived. The concussive power alone sent my head twirling. Also did my fair share of dodging mortars that would drop randomly every 6 to 8 hours. Not an experience I would like to relive.

From a personal level, it isn't as fun as they make it sound to be. On a professional level, if you have common sense and stand up for yourself to a degree things will generally go smoothly, but just make sure you allow you supervisors their ego trips. If you butt in on their little ego you'll find yourself fucked in your career for months maybe years. Everyone with Senior rank, well almost everyone of them, act elitist and as if they all know everything there is to know about life, love, and making hard decisions. They're the type of people you ignorantly look at in a check out line flipping out on prices at the store with the cashier even though she had nothing to do with the pricing in the first place (yes, I actually saw a Sergeant Major arguing in a grocery store rudely with a cashier about pricing).

A lot of bureaucracy. A lot of sitting around waiting for other people to get their shit together, and a shit ton of bitching about problems from your peers to your supervisors before a decision is finally made. The other thing to be mindful is that your "new Company" which should be leading by example and teaching you fundementals beyond anything you have saw before will become a highschool filled with gossip, rumors, and daily annoyances with people who either are leaches, whiners, or the infamous mooch who makes you pay for everything because he is your broke ass roommate who spent his paycheck on his whacked out girlfriend and a 24 case of beer.

I learned a lot of life lessons when I joined and throughout my career, but every fucking bit of it was stressful; that part is what has caused my mental and physical drain for life. I have been out for about 8 months now and I am a student filmmaker and have found a huge surge of creativity since I have been out. I was even in a profession that makes you mentally look outside the box and was frequently told to reel my analytical side in because they always want you to support everything with some Army field manual that connects tactics or strategy or right with Direct emphasis on your sentences because everything written is formal and should be traditionally dealt with by formal response to something that has been written. If your able to do that and kiss a whole lot of ass along the way...the Army will do you wonders!

I should also mention that Smoking Marijuana and getting caught in the Army is like the equivalent of assault with intent or rape in their "laws". Hell committing adultery and getting caught in a court martial could get you military jail time! DUI's usually get you a loss of rank (may not be so bad initially, but when you been in for a few years, your a leader who is on a roll, one fuck up like that and you loss your rank and your career is on hold for nearly 3 years!) Though if your not deployed, the travel part is awesome. You can even get into the Army with previous use of illegal drugs; just ensure to tell them honestly what you used; as long as your not hot when you enter you'll be accepted.

The benefits I live off of today is from the 11yrs of shit I dealt with...though if your heart is not 100% into being a Soldier or if it just sounds like a good idea when your high...yeah...not a good idea to join unless your dedicated enough. I waned through it to be honest because I joined for a better life for my family. I am patriotic, but have come to terms with the true meaning of "glory" and understand glory and war isn't something to be used in the same sentence after witnessing what I saw with the innocent in Iraq and Afghan that died.

The military will make anybody least 40 percent more stressed and anxiety prone for the rest of your life (no matter if they had combat experience); unless of course you have a passion for it. Anyways, hope that was a bit of perspective. There is plenty of good things and good friends I have meant in the Army as well. I am not a fan of the "good ole' boy club" that some units in the military experience. Also not a fan of the phrase "do as I tell you; not as I do". Or when superiors demand "Army Values" yet don't follow some of the most important aspects after they demand you follow them. Just be mindful if you join.

The principles behind the military and the benefits now and later in life are amazing things for Soldiers (thanks to all those who served before me and their struggles); just like anything though, if your not into it you will fail. For me, I lost interest and inspiration because of the negativity and egotistical, absorbing assholes who were so narrow-minded it made the political forum here look like child's play!

AND GOOD FUCKING LUCK! lol
I can deal with a couple assholes, as long as I don't sign for more than 3-4 years, and we get to do some cool shit along the way.

And I don't want to go for a sense of patriotism, but there is things that they know, that would be beneficial to me. And to have been through basic alone will be beneficial to me, just in a fitness and ability sense.
I'm not worried about hard times, my life is a stressball and everyone around me is always freaking out, but I don't worry about it. I just do it. And I think I could do that.

I'm not worried about getting, or losing rank. Just worried about potentially meeting friends that I'll know the rest of my life :D
Which is the goal in all my travels right now :D

You could join the Air Force, it's almost like being in the military...
What's that like?


Being discharged for a failed UA is equivalent to being fired in the civilian world and can very possibly include brig time.
You will receive zero retirement or compensation for that type of separation (possible Dishonorable discharge, but more likely an Administrative).
What's "Brig time", I don't care about the retirement and stuff, the only reason I would go is to have the life experience, and to maybe get to go to another country :D

I'm not even certain I'm doing it though.
I'm just asking, since it could completely go along with my plans 100% :D


texas aint gonna let you off for military time

you dont fit the military profile you question to much
They don't have to let me off, it's a misdemeanor.

And who cares if I question?
All they want is a signature :lol: :dunce:
 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member
Yeah dude do navy if u wanna see cool shit. I have 4 buddys that r n the navy i regualrly talk to. My last buddy ryan went on deployment in 09 while i was n iraq. U know where that fuck went??? On a fuckin cruise of the medaterainian and europe... FML. This dude drank his ass of n spain, greece, italy, norway, and germany to just name a few. The navy also has the HIGHEST rate of deployment outta bootcamp. Its something like 80% of graduates that make it into the navy will deploy within 6 months of being stationed. They have just about every job the army does (exclude the infantry) and u wont b stuck.with a bunch of hicks and children lol no offense to the army but the only reason there fuckin lame is becasue of there standards. They take just about anyone. Dont get me wrong iv meet dudes n the army that r fuckin AMAZING at what they do and theu know there shit but theres just enough retards to fuck it up for everyone. But thats also gotta do with the army being an occupying force. There not the Marines where we go i, fuck everones shit sides ways and leave em dazed and confused and then the army comes in and sits on em. Thats y deployments r so long for them. Just bodys to take up space in an area the US wants to hold down. But yeah if i were u id go talk to a navy recuriter. Ask them about ur hand tat and c if they can get a waiver for u. Idk what the Marines said but they also have tattoo waivers that theu can basically get it documented and shit ad ur all good to get n. Doesnt work every time but the military has waivers for every thing lol
I'm not the one with the hand tat :D
And I've got at least 2 years before I want to do this, so I don't want to talk to a recruiter just yet :D
 

silasraven

Well-Known Member
cant handle a set time on everything as is. plus my view on the army would really piss people off. no thanks, ill work my ass off for travel. blowing shit up hmm thats a trip to the hard ware store and the gun shop fo powder. PATRIOTS WERE CONSIDERED TERRORIST WHEN THIS COUNTRY STARTED. remember that when a revolt happens.
 
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